Little Man Page #8
Vanessa.
- Where's Calvin?
- I put him in the cr-
- Where's the diamond?
- It was-
- Gone.
- Damn. Pops was right.
- I'm calling the police.
- I'm gonna get my dad.
Dad!
Yes, I have some information
on a stolen diamond.
That's what I'm talking about.
We did it. We rich, baby.
- Yes. Just in the nick of time.
- We blinging.
Walken and his goons is
going to that house.
- What?
- Don't worry.
He thinks Darryl's my partner.
You idiot. Walken will kill him
if he don't have his diamond.
It's perfect. We get
away scot-free.
This is the time
you hit me, right?
Let me pull over.
I'm a R & B singer, man.
Police is here. Hey.
Hey. Can I help you?
Is this the guy that
double-crossed Percy?
Yeah, that's the guy, boss.
I don't know anybody named Percy.
You must got the wrong guy.
- Cut the crap. I want my diamond.
- I don't have it.
Too bad. I guess we're gonna
have to beat it out of you.
I iust called the police. And
they're on their way over here.
Really? That doesn't
leave us much time then.
- Take him.
- Wait, wait, wait. Wait, guys.
Dada?
Dada.
Who's this little guy?
That's my son.
Take him upstairs.
- I wanna talk to you.
- Cute kid.
It's-Just-I don't have-Listen.
That's my nipple.
Time to take a nap.
Night-night?
And don't worry about any loud
noises you may hear downstairs.
It's iust us beating
up your daddy.
Here you are.
Nighty-night.
Click.
Now tell me, where's my diamond?
I told you, I don't have it.
You don't tell me where
my diamond is...
that cute little baby of
yours is gonna get hurt.
Moron, get the kid. Get the kid.
I want him.
There you are, little buddy.
Come on.
Come to Uncle Rosco.
Okay. Play nicey-nicey.
Okay, get your ass up.
Yeah, get up. I got you now.
Yeah. Yeah.
Ain't so tough now, are you?
Back up. Or I'll shoot you.
Shoot me, tough guy. Come on.
Oh, boy.
I'm surrounded by morons.
Here. You dropped your gun, sir.
Here you go. It's all yours.
- What are you gonna do?
- Wait, wait, I-
Come on, get out of here.
Come on.
All right, dude.
You busted my Sergio da Vincis,
$62.50 designer frames.
Not cool. Not cool.
Okay, buddy.
We can either do this the
easy way or the hard way.
I think I like it the hard way.
Did we get him?
He's yours, man.
Dude...
you iust woke the dragon up.
Prepare for pain.
It's time for the dragon
to go back to sleep.
What are you doing?
- Stop.
- You going down, Sasquatch.
Better not.
What the hell is going on here?
That ain't no baby.
- Who else is here?
- Nobody.
- Who's here?
- Nobody, I swear.
Come on.
Inside. Inside.
There's the little monster.
Listen, what does he got there?
- It's an airplane.
- Tell him to get rid of the plane.
Get rid of it.
Calvin, throw the plane.
What are you doing?
Don't move.
Save it, tough guy.
But I will.
Freeze! Police!
Freeze! Police!
I got this. You check the house.
Black cops, come with me.
White lady, you stay here.
I'm telling you, guys,
that ain't no baby.
He's the mastermind
behind the whole thing.
Get him out of here.
He's a stone-cold
killer, that kid.
Would you get this thing off me?
Relax. Where you're going, you
might want to keep that on.
I don't wanna go to iail.
It's too dark. There's no TV.
Hey, where you
going, little guy?
Ain't this your kid?
Dada?
Yeah, that's my son.
Now, Calvin...
don't you have something
for the nice policeman?
- No.
- Come on.
You don't wanna go to prison with
the rest of the bad men, do you?
There we go.
Hey, the diamond.
Thanks, kid. Now your dad's
gonna get a big reward.
- A reward?
- Yeah, the insurance company...
offered $ 1 OO, OOO to
whoever found the diamond.
A hundred thousand dollars?
God, that's gonna come in handy.
Shoot, I could get
my car fixed...
get a new wedding
ring for my wife...
I could take a vacation,
buy a TV set-
And if there's any
change left over...
I'll give a little
something to my son.
Right. Well, we'll be in touch.
So...
Oh, come on. Let's not get
Let's iust shake hands
and part ways like men.
All right? No hard feelings?
- Nah, no hard feelings.
- All right.
Besides, it was kind of cool
having a son for a minute.
See? There you go with all
that sentimental stuff.
If that's the game
you wanna play...
I guess it was cool
having you as a fa-
Oh, boy.
What I'm trying to say is,
I've never really had a daddy.
you're gonna make a great
father, all right?
There, I said it.
Are you happy now?
Now, I'm gonna walk
out that back door...
and you ain't gonna see me no more.
Ever.
- But-
- Oh, it hurts.
- We-
- I know.
We'll never see
each other again.
- But we-
- Maybe that's for the best.
You'll start a family...
and you won't need a
lowlife criminal like...
Calvin Sims around anymore.
Actually what I was gonna say
is, we don't have a back door.
Okay, well, then I'll
go out the front.
- Fine.
- Well...
I'll be out of your lives for
Cool.
So long.
Farewell. Oh, God.
Aren't you gonna miss me?
Just a little bit?
- See you around, buddy.
- No?
Take care.
Goodbye.
It's so hard to say goodbye.
Why?
Nobody loves Calvin.
Because I'm short.
- They think I'm ugly.
- Hey, little man.
Enough of all this girlie stuff.
This ain't Brokeback Mountain.
Hey, how about we put a little
bit of liquor in that milk?
Forget that. Let's go to a bar.
All right. Bet.
- Are you over 21?
- And then some.
All right.
Hey, I know this
great strip club.
Don't say that loud.
My wife might get mad.
- Oh, sorry.
- Got change of a hundred?
- No, we steal it from Pops.
- All right. All singles.
You a cute little fellow.
Yes, you are.
Take after your mama. You got a
lot of grandpoppy in you too.
Yes, you do, little boy.
Look at the little boy.
Where's the bottle?
The kid is starving.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Old grouch.
Here he comes, little boy.
Don't worry. We gonna get
you some milk. Yeah.
That little guy's so cute...
it's making me go soft.
He look iust like his daddy.
Howdy-do, little boy.
So...
Oh, come on. Let's not get
all mushy about this.
Let's iust shake hands
and part ways like men.
All right? No hard feelings?
There, I said it.
Are you happy now?
Now, I'm gonna walk
out that back door...
and you ain't gonna see me no more.
Ever.
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