Little Sister Page #3
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Hi, there.
Want some help with the zipper?
It's stuck on a flower.
Colleen, do you believe in god?
Mm-hmm.
When I was little girl,
I used to watch out the back
of my trailer every night
and look at the cars
turn their lights off.
And then I would say,
"good night, cars,"
like everything in the world
had a heart and a soul.
But that isn't true, is it?
I've been trying so hard
to be happy.
Everybody's had such a bad time.
But I don't want to be on TV.
Tricia, I...
I'm stuck here,
and I don't know what to do.
Mother, you have a phone call.
Who is it?
I'll give you three guesses.
I'm just not quite ready
to come back yet.
Well, I just wish
you would've told me sooner.
Adelaide and Bernadette are
supposed to take some orphans
to six flags tomorrow.
I know. I'm sorry.
Just a couple more days.
I hate this.
Hey!
What's the matter? Chicken?
Fried chicken?
Give me your hands.
Why?
Jeez Louise,
just give me your hands.
Are we praying?
Something like that.
See, this isn't so bad.
People are looking.
Let them look.
You've got nothing
to be ashamed of.
Excuse me, ma'am?
Yes, ma'am?
Do you guys sell yarn?
Um, yes, aisle four.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Aren't you the young man
I read about in the newspaper,
the one burnt in the war?
Uh, yeah, that's me.
Son, I want you to know
everyone here
thinks of you as a real hero,
and I just,
I just think it's a shame
you boys were wasted
on this stupid war.
So many wasted young lives.
Bet you thank
your lucky stars for Obama.
Wave of murder which is sweeping
the eastern third of the nation
is being committed by creatures
who feast upon
the flesh of their victims.
Hey, can I ask you something?
Mm-hmm.
When the bomb went off in Iraq,
did you think
you were gonna die?
Yeah, I knew I was going to die.
What was it like?
You know how they say
that everything flashes
before your eyes?
Yeah, that doesn't happen.
But, I was, like,
suddenly totally okay
with my entire life,
and I sort of thought,
"I guess that's it,"
but there's no regrets
or anything.
You know who would like to hear
that story, I bet?
Millions of Americans.
Oh, mom told you about CNN?
Uh-huh.
I don't want to be
anybody's hero, Colleen.
But, you kind of are.
It's such a joke.
I didn't die.
That doesn't make me special.
I just feel like a freak
and a loser.
Welcome to the club.
You guys going to watch
the debates tonight?
Probably not.
Sweet potato, you of all people.
Mom.
Why don't we just rent a movie
or something?
I'll see you later, sister.
I'll be there in a minute,
brother.
Just can't seem to do
anything right.
Well, it's tough, mom.
Don't you care about the issues?
Do you ever think about
anything bigger than yourself?
Um, seriously?
That's not what I meant.
What did you mean?
Your dad and I
love you both so much.
And, sweet pea,
I know you took our pot.
And it's totally cool.
You're young.
You want to experiment.
We understand.
This is a natural part of life.
And you know what?
Dad and I are happy to share.
What's ours is yours.
I flushed your drugs, mom.
Excuse me?
Don't you think you're taking
enough drugs already?
What did I do?
Do you really want me
to answer that?
Yes, yes, I do.
You're gonna have to put
the knife away.
I must be a terrible
disappointment to you,
but that's the way it is,
isn't it?
And you know what?
That's life.
I'm a disappointment to you,
and you are
a disappointment to me.
I just wish
you'd grow up a little
and get over it already.
Really, mom?
Maybe you'd understand
if you stuck around
and dealt with your problems
for once in your life.
Mother...
I will try to correct
myself with the grace of god.
Oh, hey, Colleen.
Hey, sorry I didn't call.
Yeah, no, please,
don't worry about it.
Remember this guy?
Hey, Emily.
Oh, hey, Jacob.
Thank you so much!
Terri and I would never have
been able to sustain
so many wonderful years
of marriage
if it weren't
for our spectacular friends!
Seriously, y'all.
You've let our funky
little family into your hearts,
and that has made
all the difference.
Now, let's party!
Really?
We're jealous of you.
No, don't be.
Adoption really was the best
thing that ever happened to us.
And really, no parent knows
what they're going to get.
Even if they're
not your real children,
you really see yourself in them
as they get older.
And when they were younger,
they were always
at each other's throats,
but now, now they're like
two peas in a pod.
They are so smart,
and they are so sweet.
And Troy, he loves
his little sister so much.
And we, we are truly lucky.
Mm-hmm.
And it seems like yesterday
they were little puppies
chasing squirrels
in the backyard.
Yeah.
That's so great, you two.
So, how's Chiclet?
Chiclet!
Chiclet... Is wonderful.
We cannot allow
Iran to get a nuclear weapon.
Not only would it
threaten Israel,
our strongest ally in the region
and one of our strongest allies
in the world,
but it would also
create a possibility
of nuclear weapons falling
into the hands of terrorists.
It's a nurse.
Do you like it?
I thought you said
you wanted to be a doctor
when you grew up.
Then what do you want to be?
I don't know.
A scientist?
No.
An artist?
You can be anything
you want to be, sweet pea.
Okay, well, in honor
of this three-year
high-school reunion,
I vote that we play
truth or dare!
Uh, or not.
Come on, brother.
I'll play!
Okay.
I choose truth.
Hmm.
What's the worst thing
you know about your parents?
Both of them?
Either one.
Oh. Oh, jeez...
Do I tell this story?
Yes, tell it!
Tell it.
Okay, okay, but you have to chug
a beer with me,
both of you.
Double dare.
Wow.
That's my very first beer.
Your first beer.
I mean, it is Heineken,
so it's barely beer.
Okay.
Yes!
Milady.
Sir. Let's do it.
Well, no, wait.
Hold on. First...
Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.
But first you have to tell
the story first.
That's the deal.
What? Yikes! Uh!
Okay!
Okay, so, you guys remember
Askjeeves. Com, the website?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, when I was 12,
I wanted to look up something
on the Internet,
and I had to go upstairs
to my parents' bedroom,
and my dad had stayed logged in
to his account,
and so I go on to Askjeeves,
and I'm typing my question,
and, like,
when you type your question,
then the last five things
that you've asked it come up,
and apparently,
my dad had asked it,
"where, near Asheville,
north Carolina,
can I find a BBW prostitute?"
Whew!
What's BBW?
It is big, beautiful women.
He asked Jeeves that?
To parents!
To parents.
Okay, first is the candidacy.
No, wait. Hold on. No, wait.
First it's the applicancy,
and then,
and then it's
the candidatcy... candidacy.
Um, and then the novitiate.
I'm the novitiate.
That's me.
But then you do permanent.
First, no, hold on.
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