Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, The Page #6

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That's wrong, you dumb bunny!

Try it again!

[BUGS PLAYlNG OFF-KEY]

Ooh! No, no, you stupid rabbit.

Like this:

[MAN LAUGHS]

Look at the egomaniac out there

making a fool of himself.

[CROWD APPLAUDlNG]

I hate you.

Now you've forced me to use the act

I've held back for a special occasion.

Just try and top this one.

I now present an act...

...that no other performer

has ever dared to execute.

In fairness, I must warn

those with weak constitutions...

...to leave the theater

for this performance.

Lights.

Thank you.

Some appropriate music, maestro.

[ORCHESTRA PLAYlNG]

Thank you.

First, some nitroglycerin.

A goodly amount of gunpowder.

Some uranium 238.

Shake well.

Strike an ordinary match.

Girls, you'd better hold

onto your boyfriends.

Swallow the match so.

[CROWD CHEERlNG]

That's terrific, Daffy. They loved it.

They want more.

Here, Daffy,

you deserve this more than I do.

It just goes to show you...

...you gotta kill yourself

to win an Oswald in this town.

[CROWD CHEERlNG]

[APPLAUSE STOPS

AND CRlCKETS CHlRPlNG]

[CROWD APPLAUDlNG]

That's all folks.

Hey, I'm supposed to-

That's my line.

Well, then say it.

Th- Th- That's- That's-

Dirty guys.

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