Los perfectos desconocidos Page #7

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No. Relax.

See?

How often do you talk?

I don't know,

when he feels like f...

When he's in a crisis,

he calls me, the poor guy.

Poor guy?

Give him Eva's number,

she's a psychologist.

Or he can get a hooker.

Honey...

It's cold, let's go inside.

Shall we clear the table?

Yes, it's dessert next.

Tiramisu time.

If it bugs you,

I'll tell him not to call.

Okay, tell him that.

Okay, fine.

But he's your friend, right?

Why not talk to him?

And it's great that

you have this relationship.

You just have to trust her.

I do trust her,

but these calls about f***ing

piss me off. Is that so strange?

Is Gordi the one

with the house in Teruel?

Sh*t, that's why Blanca

was so crazy about truffles.

Does he have a house in Teruel?

Don't be silly.

What's wrong?

Leave the phones alone.

Sorry, I'm used to

having it in my hand.

Attention. New rule:

No picking up the phones.

Who is it?

Alfonso.

F***ing hell.

Hey, sweetie.

Hi, Dad. Can you talk?

Dad...

Is it urgent?

It's... I don't know

how to tell you, but...

Nacho's parents have

gone away this weekend

and he asked me to stay with him.

I mean... sleep with him.

Okay. What do you want to do?

Me? I don't know.

I kind of feel like it,

but it's not what I expected.

Well, I did, but not tonight.

If I say no, he'll feel bad.

He's right into the idea.

What do I do, Dad?

You're not sleeping with him

because he'll feel bad if you don't,

that's no reason.

You do it when you want to.

Right.

The first time is a memory

that's with you all your life,

not something to tell your friends.

If you think you'll always

remember tonight with a laugh,

go ahead, do it.

But if you're not sure,

if you're not ready, wait.

You have plenty of time.

You know what?

What?

No, nothing.

No, tell me, honey. Tell me.

I was so embarrassed today

when you gave me those condoms,

I wanted the ground

to swallow me up.

Listen, I didn't give you them

to use precisely today.

It's like you knew

what was going to happen.

If I do go to Nacho's house,

tell Mom I'm with Susana, okay?

Why don't you tell her?

Tell her what?

The truth.

Are you kidding?

You have to talk to her,

I've told you that for ages.

She just gets mad at me.

She never listens.

You have to get your mother

at the right time. You know that.

You have to be patient.

Too patient, Dad.

It's worth it, I assure you.

You're so in love with her,

you don't see what a drag she is.

Hey, watch it!

Well, I'll go.

Thanks a lot, Dad.

I hope it goes alright.

Okay.

Big kiss.

'Bye, honey.

Ciao.

You did really well.

Well done, you can tell

the therapy's working.

Did you tell everyone?

Just Ana.

I only told Blanca.

Eduardo told me.

Well, a little more tiramisu?

Yes.

You bunch of bastards.

No more.

It's really nice.

It's delicious.

Who wants some more?

Just half, if you don't mind.

Not you, it's fattening.

It's very nice.

Come on, it's a party.

You can talk, eh? More?

My mother made it.

Really?

Just so you know.

GOING TO ANSWER?

Message.

Borja again.

He's a pest, the poor guy.

Just answer it.

Yes. Alright...

I'm having... dinner...

with... some friends.

We'll talk... tomorrow.

Let's see if he gets it.

"D*ckhead", he says.

What's he on about? Is he an idiot?

This Borja takes a lot of liberties.

An idiot's idiot.

See what he wants. Answer it.

Answer it.

Yes. Alright.

Hello?

What's with the goody-goody voice?

You don't fool me.

Weren't you sick?

Didn't you have the flu?

Why did you go out?

Why didn't you tell me?

Not answering?

Sure, you don't know what to say.

Your problem is you don't know

what you want from life.

That's what's wrong with you.

Adults make decisions, understand?

Not you, you pretend you're sick

then go out with your buddies.

Get your head straight for once.

Ask yourself if you're into men

or women!

Hey, are you listening to me?

Look, f*** you!

Alright...

I'll explain it little by little,

I don't want the usual thing to happen.

That's... Borja.

He sits next to me

in the practice every day,

day after day after day.

And of course, we chat.

That sort of thing.

I've given him no reason,

he's like that.

He's like that, he's gay.

Borja is gay.

And of course, there you go,

the poor guy's obsessed with me.

That's all there is to it.

Don't go all quiet

like a bunch of a**holes.

Honey, say something.

Eduardo, it's not that weird.

Tell her.

Yeah, yeah...

Someone who works with him...

is gay.

He's gay, see? That's what he is.

Did you have a relationship?

Have we gone mad or what?

Did you have something with him?

What? How could I?

He fell in love with me,

he's nuts, he follows me around.

I don't know if you realise this,

but...

gays think everyone's a f*ggot.

Now, besides doing boob jobs,

you're a scientist, right?

Freud, f***ing Freud.

You know what I mean.

That's the way it is.

Alfonso's right.

I want to know

if you two had anything.

You're obsessed.

No! Are you crazy?

Honey, look at me.

We've been together 15 years,

we have two kids.

You should know me.

Maybe I don't know you well enough.

Don't sh*t me!

It's me, okay? I'm normal.

How can I be one of those...?

There's nothing wrong with it.

Everyone knows what they're doing.

I simply have other tastes,

I like women.

And not all women, just one.

My wife, specifically.

Ana, how do I tell you?

Between me and this...

Borja...

Between Borja and me

there's nothing, sh*t!

It's Borja.

God-damn!

What does he say?

He says... yes... no, he says...

specifically...

he says...

"I miss your kisses".

Ana... Ana, that's enough. Please.

Antonio, Antonio...

Are you a f*ggot?

It's fine. It's alright.

Try to look on the bright side.

Will you hand me the wine?

Hand me the wine!

Okay, it's alright.

It's alright.

I'm glad. I'm telling you,

I'm glad. You're brave.

Cut it out. Joke's over.

He's a f*ggot!

Sh*t! Let go of me!

Ana, that's enough.

Can you tell me

the f***ing bright side of all this?

First, there's no other woman.

Second, he's not questioning

his relationship with you.

He's just questioning himself.

The problem, Blanca honey,

is that some Borja really misses

my husband's kisses.

Got it?

God damn it...

This is some stupid sh*t

because of this f***ing game.

It's easy to explain.

Yes, we'll explain.

There's an explanation. You see...

You don't need to explain.

There's one thing...

What's with the tone of voice?

Nothing. I'm fine.

Are you fine?

Of course I am, kid.

Then we're all fine.

Let them speak.

He kept quiet for 20 years,

naturally it's a bit hard now.

There's an explanation.

Please, listen.

There's something I don't get.

Are you pissed that I'm a fag

or that I didn't tell you?

I'm pissed that after 20 years

I have no f***ing idea who you are.

You don't know who he is?

He's Antonio,

your pal Antonio, as ever.

He hasn't changed.

You told him everything,

shared everything with him.

I shared everything, he didn't!

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