Lost Cat Corona Page #3

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you're breaking my heart.

You're breaking my heart, sal...

Johnny...

Sally...

You filthy son...

This is truly

getting stupid now.

No, I haven't found him yet.

You know,

maybe we should just split up.

Or let's say, give up, huh?

You got me

for a little while longer,

let's look, okay.

I'll do the blocks

down that way.

And I'll meet you

at the corner of 111th and 42nd.

All right.

He ate the f***ing ear.

Who ate the ear?

The dog.

Why'd you give the dog

the ear?

He was chasing my ass.

I had to do something.

You know,

i leave you for a minute,

and look what happens.

Ponce, it was

a huge f***ing dog, all right.

Least, we still have

the bloody money, right?

I gave the money

to the priest.

Look, you know,

keep the money,

don't keep the money,

more importantly,

i think I might have,

might

have seen something,

by the tavern.

Well, it could have been a cat,

could have been a rat,

could have been a black bag

just blowing by...

I, I gotta get my eyes checked.

So, and...

I wanted to

finish my ice-cream first.

You gonna get me one?

But, but, this one is yours.

Rats bunking

in this freaking rack!

F***, got me cleaning!

I cannot have it,

to clean up...

Teach me about

a f***ing job to do...

Sh*t!

F***ing clear it out.

Thorny motherf***er.

Street is cold,

asphalt don't get back,

it only takes it's hands,

worn by the scraps

it pulls from the ground

he's not afraid of nothing,

why would he be?

Street will named for him

when the time has come

when his time has passed

up and green or white,

reflecting in the night,

above the cold, asphalt

that only takes...

Like I've said before,

it's got no swag.

What do you know?

What you ever pen?

I penned this.

Not worth, boy.

So, your cat's missing, huh?

We got two at home.

My wife would die if anything

were to happen to them.

Hey, Dominic, look at this.

Dry as a whistle, baby.

I don't get any.

Hey, don't beat yourself up.

We searched this block,

inside out.

Fellow travelers...

Hey, what's the good word, Phil?

You're born, you jerk off.

You get married, you jerk off.

You have kids, you jerk off.

Maybe grandkids,

you still jerk off,

and then you die.

You two related?

Hey.

Shooting pool.

That scumbag,

he's not from around here.

Get this.

Says his name is sue.

For real?

I kid you not.

His brother, half brother,

i don't know,

some sh*t like that,

Guillermo.

You probably seen him here.

From what I now,

this sue guy, is a lifer.

He in and out of prison.

Well, he looks f***ed up.

Looks? Certifiable.

I hear he's waiting

trial here in New York,

on a big fat drug bust.

But the case

was just thrown out.

So who f***ing knows.

What makes somebody think

it's okay to let their dog

lick my leg?

Good thing it wasn't a big dog.

Maybe I wouldn't

have minded then.

I charge 15 for that.

Unrestrained flattery, Maria.

Flattery, see what I tell you.

So, you gonna keep on looking?

I don't know.

I still gotta pay my respects

to the funeral parlor.

You know,

i never liked your pal, sal.

He gave me a ticket once.

Come on, he's all right.

F*** you!

How long we know each other?

With all due respect,

you're a little outta control.

Sal, look, don't put me

in this position.

This is not a big deal.

Look, I'm in a bind there.

Look, I'm still gonna

have to say no.

I told you when you got started

with this kind of thing lately.

I helped you once,

but that's it.

You got a problem, sal.

Look, I'm sorry.

I know this is

a tough time for you.

Yeah, and you ain't

making it any better.

Come on, don't be that way.

You're making me feel bad.

Good, then you'll help.

Are you talking

to anybody, Jimmy?

Yeah, you.

No, seriously, pipes, come on.

Losing Peggy,

than this sh*t.

I haven't any time.

I will.

You know, sometimes things get

so f***ed up you wish you could

hit reset and start over.

Then again, I'm better off

to most vets I know.

And, we still got our looks.

Well, I do.

Anything you need.

I'm fine.

I just need some time

with myself, that's all.

But, I will be fine.

Thanks, ponce.

Hey, hey.

Where you've been?

I've been trying to reach you.

Any sign of Leonard?

Did I call?

No, she's finally in surgery.

I guess, we'll see her

in a couple of hours

when she's in recovery.

All right, that's good.

Hey, ballsack,

find someplace else

to talk to your boyfriend.

Where are you?

At the drycleaners.

Dominic, you better

find Leonard.

I'm not kidding.

I heard you

the first six times.

Come on, you're in

my f***ing eye line.

I was on the phone!

Maybe I need to

articulate my position

more clearly.

Shut the f*** up,

and go back

where you came from, all right?

Ah, come on.

How about a game of eight-ball?

Or I could just jam this

through your f***ing skull, huh?

Huh?

Dom, everything okay back here?

You okay?

Yeah.

Mm, I was just talking

to Jimmy pipes...

Someone broke into

his place yesterday.

Probably some kids.

They drank all his booze,

took some small crap.

But he seemed really down.

They took his purple heart.

You believe that sh*t.

People suck.

I have no idea what it takes to

turn into someone like that.

You okay?

I don't think this f***ing day

can get any worse.

It's still early.

Dominic, it's been real, man.

Yeah?

I hope you find

your little friend.

Thanks for helping me

out today, all right?

Maybe it's time to take Betty up

on the flyer offer, you know.

You sure?

I'll take care on that.

All right.

All right?

I'll swing by your house later

to see what's what, okay?

All right, be safe, okay.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Here, keep it for Connie.

Somebody colored

all over that sh*t.

All right, peace.

Take care, buddy. Take it easy.

Fuckface, ex-con.

What's wrong?

I had a good day.

You look stunning.

Thank you.

Oh, f*** her, I did.

Yo, you deaf, shitstain?

Ignore them, they're idiots.

Dominic, I just want to

let you know.

I didn't f*** any of them.

I swear.

How the f*** does that

make me feel any better?

Well, at least,

you're being honest.

F***!

What was that?

Don't worry, Shelly knows

how to handle that situation

better than anybody.

Yeah, but he don't

know about that.

Hey, you got a license

for this thing here?

Oh, I'll call you later.

Look, who it is!

How you doing, uncle Sam?

Look at you.

Listen, your aunt ain't here.

She went down to visit

your mother in Florida.

She gonna be so sorry

she missed you.

Ah, me too. I came to see you.

You came to see me?

All dressed up like this.

You don't have to dress up

to see me.

All right.

Stay sharp.

Had to go to a wake.

You know my old friend sal?

His father passed.

Ah, good, that

son of a b*tch.

I never liked that guy.

How's Connie?

She's good, she's good.

Glad to hear it.

Hi, honey!

This dog is a chick magnet.

You know what that is?

Yeah, I know what that is.

You know what you just did

'cause you're here?

What's that?

Cock block.

Right, right, with wife away,

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