Lost Cat Corona Page #6

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This is the last of 'em.

Do you gotta check every box?

Now, who are you?

Hey, hey, no, no, please!

Freeze, dipshit!

So, the real rocky appears.

You were the one

that said, "come alone."

Take the gun.

Take his gun!

It, it isn't loaded.

Yeah, I said "come alone."

But I lied.

But you brought a gun.

Who's a bigger dirtbag now?

How was I supposed to know

who this impostor is?

What would you do?

I don't f***ing believe this!

Something like that?

Get in the tuck.

You're lucky I don't take

the f***ing bags...

Head down! Head down!

F*** yeah!

You're the man!

You are the man!

Oh-ho!

What, you are not

talking to me now?

You're a maniac!

I got a gun pointed at me!

You could have got me killed!

F***! Holy f***, sal!

Rocky?

You had a ski mask all the time!

You didn't need me!

F***!

Never go in without backup.

I was right, though.

Come on, wasn't I right?

I was right!

Okay, look, look, I'm so sorry

that things went crooked.

But you were a cool, brother.

You were so cool.

Come on,

how would it look with me

going in with a ski mask?

Damn it, sal.

I'm still shaking here!

That's adrenaline!

You enjoyed it.

You're having a good time.

Come on, admit it!

You know what this is?

This is the time when we stole

a lawn mover

and tried to make

a mini bike.

You stole.

You were right there with me

running down the street

with a big smile on your face.

I wanted nothing

to do with it.

Come on, come on!

Admit it! Admit it!

And then what happened?

You survived, didn't you?

So you think,

you can outrun me, huh?

Pushing a lawn mover?

Ha-ha!

Shut you, delinquents.

So tell me, John.

Who's your friend, the one

who took off on you?

I'm talking to you, John!

His name is Darrell.

Darrell hall.

And you said,

your name's oates, right?

Yeah, my name is John oates.

What the f***

are you laughing at?

I shouldn't even be talking

to you right now!

Come on.

This is some serious

messed up sh*t, sal.

Dom, dommy, quick!

Look down, look down.

Is that your balls?

That's your balls!

You got them back!

This is like skydiving

without a parachute, my friend.

Then we'd both be dead, sal.

We'd both be dead.

Excuse me.

Yes, I was wondering

how much the balloons are.

I can't see a price on them.

Inflated?

No, flat.

I'd like to shove them

underneath the door.

I'd like two.

One of each.

Inflated would be great.

You're calling him again?

Would you stop?

Come on, let me get you

something to eat.

My father ain't going anywhere.

Sal, I'm done, all right.

Hey, dommy, you gotta eat.

Come on.

Your blood sugar's gonna drop.

You're gonna pass out on bike.

I can't let that happen to you.

There we go.

Thank you.

There you go.

You know

what I feel like?

I feel like pancakes.

You know, sal.

I'm really not hungry.

I gotta get out of here.

Have something.

Listen, you stay. You eat.

I gotta go.

Come on, dommy. Sit down.

I wanna talk to you

about something.

I want you to have a cut

of today's transaction.

No way, it's for Mary.

I don't need it all.

Then put it in her college fund,

sal. I'm serious.

I mean it. All right?

You know, you always been

a good friend to me.

Now, don't go all,

"i love you, bro", on me now.

Okay?

No, no, I mean it.

You've always been

a good friend.

Look, I gotta tell you something

and I don't want you

to be mad at me.

It's about the money.

It's not for Mary.

Dommy, wait. B*tch!

Come on, dom.

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

I know, I shouldn't have

told you the truth.

But I was afraid,

you wouldn't help me.

Yeah, that's right, I wouldn't.

It's f***ed, sal.

What is wrong with you?

What were you thinking?

Come on, dommy,

don't be like that.

What were you gonna say

the next time I saw

Mary's eyes?

Ah! See, you did notice.

Look, look,

i got a gambling problem, okay?

There, I said it! I owed

this torpedo a leg breaking

amount of money, dom.

And I didn't have to

share that with you right now.

That's noble of you.

You know what, sal,

straighten out your life.

Do yourself a favor.

Do Mary a favor.

Just leave me the hell

out of it.

That's it?

I just opened my heart to you,

and you're just gonna pedal

right through it.

Okay, fine! Go ride your

frigging king bike, dom!

Go find your god damn cat!

Hey, I'm looking for my cat.

You see him?

Thanks, thanks a lot.

Hey, what about you?

You see a cat?

Anybody seen my f***ing cat?

A black cat?

What are you,

like eight years old, man?

Grow up.

A black cat, ma'am.

Did you see him?

Simple f***ing question, lady.

Ma'am, I'm sorry.

I lost my cat.

I'm just upset.

Understand? Sh*t.

Have a good life, Leonard.

Gets better and better.

- You're having a nice day?

- Nice day?

I was chased by a rabid dog,

I had a pool stick,

almost shoved up into my skull,

my oldest friend

is a lying prick, and

I had a gun pulled on me.

So much good fortune

in one day!

You are still here.

Life is wonderful.

Is that what this is?

Get what you need?

Yeah, thanks.

What kind of a pet do you have?

It's a pain in the ass cat,

and he's lost.

I saw a cat.

A black cat?

Black as night.

Just a short while ago,

wandering,

appeared very frightened to me.

Just around the corner.

The alley before 43rd.

I'll watch your bike.

Go.

Go!

What the hell is going on?

Stop!

What the f***!

You got a f***ing problem?

I'm pretty sure

that's my cat.

Well, when you're f***ing sure,

come back.

Give him

his cat, man.

Ah, f*** him.

How do we even know, it's yours?

Don't make me

call the police.

Oh, the police...

F*** the police!

Just give my f***ing cat!

Or what?

You're gonna throw

another roll of toilet paper

at us?

Sh*t.

You don't got the nads.

Do it.

I dare you.

F***.

We're sorry.

Crazy a**hole, prick!

Where'd you get that?

This?

Give it to me.

Okay.

You don't put that

on the ground,

you hand it to me!

Christ!

Lenard. Pss-pss-pss.

Lenard, lenard, come here.

I told you.

That's real.

That's one of the real sh*t.

F***.

Did you give him

that bag?

I thought

you gave him the bag.

Why would i

give him a f***ing bag?

It's a f***ing bag, then.

The f***ing bag, jeez!

Sir, please stop right there.

What's the hurry?

I didn't know

it was loaded.

Loaded?

Hey, aren't you that guy

from earlier today?

You're moving...

You're friends with the officer

from one twelve.

Oh, yes, yes, that's me.

That's sal. He's my best friend.

He's a cop.

I was just

looking for him. He ran off.

He was just spooked by the move.

But, I got him.

I'm good, thanks.

There's been a number

of break-ins lately, so,

people get nervous when

someone goes tracking

through their yards.

I'm sorry

if I was any trouble.

Well, officer,

there is one thing...

I gotta remain

anonymous on this,

but I'm telling you,

i happened on a major drug deal

or some kind of deal going on,

just right around the corner.

I'm talking a truckload full of,

a white truck.

You sure?

Oh, yeah,

i couldn't be more sure.

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