Lost Cat Corona Page #7

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All right, thanks.

Thank you.

He's a very beautiful cat.

I'm so pleased I could help.

Here, for you.

Please, no.

No reward is necessary.

No, I'm good.

Thank you. Appreciate it.

Is this real?

Hello, is this real!

Yeah!

F*** them!

F*** them all, man!

F*** 'em all!

I'm telling you.

We weren't doing anything.

Check this sh*t out.

Watch the mouth!

You shouldn't have

even been out there.

Okay, this a-hole,

just shot at us, see?

He just missed me.

Well, it's good thing

you take after your father

in that area.

Or you'd be in the hospital

right now.

Mom!

What did he look like?

I don't know,

it was an old white dude.

What's this?

He went out today,

and got shot at.

You probably deserved it.

What, you brought me

a knockoff?

I'm I happy now?

F*** you,

am I my happy now!

I'll f***ing tell mom.

I got him.

We're home.

I told you.

Where did you find him?

Oh, my god, is he all right?

Yeah, he was over

by the cleaners.

He's great.

What the hell was he doing

all the way over there?

I'm gonna kill him.

Oh, my god, I can't believe it.

Downtown Leonard.

Hey, how's mom?

She's doing okay.

I mean, she's good.

She's a little out of it.

They gotta keep her

here tonight.

Oh my god,

I'm so frigging relieved!

You wanna say hi? Here.

Ma, say hi to dom.

Hey, ma,

long day today, huh?

You okay?

My balloon's are shriveled.

Oh, my god.

Your balloons?

That's because they're old.

They won't stay up,

that's why.

Give me the phone.

Give me the phone!

Okay, thanks for calling.

Thank you.

There's no pleasing her.

Listen,

I'm gonna be home soon.

Make sure he eats, okay?

All right, honey.

Listen, be careful

while driving, okay?

I'll see you when you get home.

That's great.

All right, bye-bye.

These balloon's are not old.

I just got them for you.

Why do you gotta make up stuff

that you don't know

you're talking about, huh?

Found Leonard! Yes!

Dominic?

- Hey!

- Hey!

You find him?

Yeah, yeah, I got him.

He's good.

Ah, see that map

helped you out.

I bet Connie loves you.

A little bit.

How's her mom?

She's good. Listen, thanks.

She's great.

I've had one f*** of a day.

You have no idea.

All right, I got to

take care of some sh*t.

I'm sorry if I'm being...

That's cool.

Listen, I just came by to see

how you made out.

I appreciate it, brother.

Hey, whatever happened

with the ear thing?

What are you talking about?

All right, I got you.

Thanks, ponce.

Okay, man. All right.

All right, brother.

Pick up your god damn mind.

Boy, who's mamma's best boy?

You're very naughty.

You're very naughty,

having an adventure.

Oh, yes, I missed you.

You're my sweetheart.

You're my sweetheart.

Oh, what a day. Between

Leonard missing, my mother.

I am exhausted.

Oh!

You know what

Nora asked me today?

Hello?

Mcfly, you're there?

Yeah, what's up?

I'm sorry I was such

a pain in the ass today.

You?

Pain in the ass?

I know dealing with

your mother was not fun.

Well, it was a ball.

You missed the good time.

Trust me.

I got to drop something

off at Jimmy pipes.

Now?

Now.

I won't be long.

Mm.

Dom!

Jimmy.

What's up?

Sorry, I'm so late.

No, no, I'm up.

What?

I, uh...

I just couldn't wait.

Look at this.

What's this?

Jesus Christ!

Where'd you get this?

It's a long story.

The kid got away,

but what's important is

you got that back.

You're the only one

who should be

wearing that, Jimmy.

This is the only thing they took

that meant anything to me.

I never thought

I'd see it again.

Thanks, dom.

God, thank you, I...

Listen, Connie's waiting for me.

I gotta go,

but just feel good,

Jimmy, okay?

Well, hell, yes!

Hey, Jimmy...

Yeah?

Do you mind if

i ask you something else?

Oh, sure.

Were you ever afraid,

you know, scared, over there?

Afraid?

Listen, Jimmy,

if I'm out of line...

No, no, no.

I guess, I'd say we were

intensely aware.

When push comes to shove,

you do what you gotta,

you know?

Right.

Thanks so much, dom.

Thank you, Jimmy.

You don't know

how much this means to me.

Feel good, Jimmy,

all right?

All right, god bless you.

Jesus Christ!

You awake?

No, I'm sleeping.

Mm, Leonard.

Did you give

whatever you had to give

to whoever

it was, Mr. secretive?

Yep, I did.

What are you doing?

Turn off the hall light.

Do you wanna flatter me?

Flatter you?

What are you talking about?

Or I can flatter you.

Hey, baby girl.

Take it.

No.

Dominic, come on,

hold it.

It's not gonna bite you.

Take it.

I don't want it.

Come on, hold it.

All right, come here.

Take it in your hands.

Not like a wimp, like a man.

See? And hold it.

Like that!

Just like that!

What are you, stupid?

What do you mean, stupid?

It's not loaded.

This is what

you're teaching him?

How to be like you?

He has to learn

to be a man.

He's a baby, for Christ sake!

A baby!

You're turning him

into god damn sissy!

I'm not a sissy.

A sissy Dominic.

You're turning into a sissy boy.

Your mother's making you

into a sissy boy.

Let's go in

the kitchen, sweetheart.

Yeah, take him into the kitchen.

Make him some milk and cookies

while you're at it.

Up yours!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In queens,

the police have discovered

the body of an unidentified man

near the flushing creek.

There are early reports

that his ears

have been severed.

Both?

Earlier

in Brooklyn, residents were

awakened by sound of gun fire

when a fight broke out in a bar

and carried unto the street

early this morning.

In other news...

Yes, so the problem is,

I got the order, four trucks.

I need four trucks

for the job.

Jimmy calls in,

like a half hour late,

checks in,

I got a truck down

on the bqe, now.

Hey, Sam.

Long day, Sam.

Yeah, you ain't lying.

Hell of a day, dom.

I've had it, man.

I'm gonna get home now.

Thank you, man.

Take it easy.

All right, thank you.

Maybe someday

I'll tell Connie

about what happened.

Jesus, if that bullet

hit that kid.

Push come to shove is right.

Was it me or the gun?

Maybe my father was right

on how to deal with this world.

Mad jackass,

look where it got him.

What the f***.

I'm good.

I'm good.

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