Louis C.K.: Shameless Page #8

Synopsis: Comedy and television star Louis C.K. returns to HBO for an hour of no-holds-barred, adults-only stand-up comedy! Taped before a live audience at the Henry Fonda Theater in Los Angeles, the performance finds Louis taking aim at fat and skinny people, spending money, bumper stickers, Californians, strangers and friends, sex and marriage, lying to your spouse, losing your privacy, and the new favorite pastime for fathers.
Director(s): Steven J. Santos
Actors: Louis C.K.
 
IMDB:
8.7
TV-MA
Year:
2007
56 min
613 Views


A PAINTER, GREAT.

PAINT A DOLLAR AND TAKE

SOME PRESSURE OFF, PLEASE.

BUT SO-

- BUT SINGLE PEOPLE,

WHEN YOU-WHEN YOU-

THEY COMPLAIN,

LIKE, WE DON'T COMPLAIN.

WHEN YOU ASK A PARENT,

"HEY, HOW'S THE FAMILY?"

WE GO, "GREAT."

THAT'S ALL WE EVER SAY.

IT'S NEVER F***IN' GREAT,

BUT WE SAY GREAT,

'CAUSE WE'RE NO GONNA TELL YOU,

"WELL, MY WIFE ASSASSINATED

MY SEXUAL IDENTITY,"

AND, "UH, MY CHILDREN

ARE EATING MY DREAMS."

WE DON'T F***ING

BOTHER YOU WITH THAT.

WE JUST SAY, "GREAT."

BUT IF YOU ASK A SINGLE

PERSON, "HOW'S IT GOIN'?"

THEY'RE LIKE,

"WELL, MY APARTMENT DOESN' "GET ENOUGH SOUTHERN LIGHT,

AND THE CARPETING

IS GETTING:

A LITTLE MOLDY... "

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

BURN IT DOWN AND KILL YOURSELF,

'CAUSE NOBODY

F***ING CARES.

"MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN' LIKE THE SAME MUSIC AS ME,

AND SHE ACTS:

BORED AT PARTIES... "

F***ING CALL HER

AND SAY, "F*** YOU,"

AND HANG UP:

AND LEAVE HER!

YOU CAN END THAT SHI WITH A PHONE CALL.

I NEED A F***ING GUN

AND A PLANE TICKE AND BLEACH AND SH*T,

I NEED A WHOLE BUNCH OF-

- THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH,

YOU'VE BEEN REALLY GREAT.

GOOD NIGHT. THANK YOU.

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Louis C.K.

Louis A. Székely (born September 12, 1967), better known by his stage name Louis C.K. (), is a Mexican American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker. He is known for his use of observational, self-deprecating, dark, and shock humor. In 2012, C.K. won a Peabody Award and has received six Primetime Emmy Awards, as well as numerous awards for The Chris Rock Show, Louie, and his stand-up specials Live at the Beacon Theater (2011) and Oh My God (2013). He has won the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album twice. Rolling Stone ranked C.K.'s stand-up special Shameless number three on their "Divine Comedy: 25 Best Stand-Up Specials and Movies of All Time" list and ranked him fourth on its 2017 list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time.C.K. began his career in the 1990s writing for comedians including David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, and also for other comedy shows. Also in this period, he was directing surreal short films and went on to direct two features—Tomorrow Night (1998) and Pootie Tang (2001). In 2001, C.K. released his debut comedy album, Live in Houston directly through his website and became among the first performers to offer direct-to-fan sales of tickets to his stand-up shows, as well as DRM-free video concert downloads, via his website. He has released nine comedy albums, often directing and editing his specials as well. He had supporting acting roles in the films The Invention of Lying (2009), American Hustle, Blue Jasmine (both 2013), and Trumbo (2015). C.K. created, directed, executive produced, starred in, wrote, and was the primary editor of, Louie, an acclaimed semi-autobiographical comedy-drama series aired from 2010 to 2015 on FX. In 2016, C.K. created and starred in his self-funded web series Horace and Pete. He also co-created the shows Baskets and Better Things for FX and voiced Max the dog in the animated film The Secret Life of Pets in the same year. His 2017 film, I Love You, Daddy, was pulled from distribution prior to its scheduled release date after multiple women accused him of sexual misconduct which he then admitted to. more…

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