Love Actually Page #5
[Imitating Knife Slicing]
Yes, uh, s, crime.
Crime. Uh, murder, you know.
Uh, scary?
Uh, yes, sometimes scary.
And, uh, sometimes not.
Mainly scary
how bad the writing is.
Ah.
Uh, sure, sure.
It's my favorite time of day...
driving you.
Oh.
[Woman On Radio]
And coming up later
this morning, it's this guy.
Do not switch off.
[TVShuts Off]
Banoffee pie?
No, thanks.
Thank God.
You would have broken my heart
if you'd said yes.
Oh, right. Well, lucky you.
Can I come in?
Uh, yeah, well,
I'm a bit busy, but...
Well, I was just passing and I thought
we might check that video thing out.
I thought I might be able to swap it
for some pie or maybe Munchies?
Actually, I was being serious.
I don't know where it is.
I'll have a poke around tonight...
Mark, can I say something?
Yeah.
I know you're Peter's best friend.
And...
I know you've never
particularly warmed to me.
Look, don't... don't argue.
We've never got friendly, but I just
wanted to say I hope that can change.
I'm nice. I really am,
apart from my terrible taste in pie.
And...
it would be great
if we could be friends.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Great.
Doesn't mean we'll be able
to find the video, though.
I had a real search when you first called
and couldn't find any trace of it, so...
Well, there's one here that says
"Peter and Juliet's wedding."
Do you think we might
be on the right track?
Oh, yeah, well...
Wow. That... That could be it.
- Do you mind if I just...
- I've probably taped over it.
Almost everything has episodes
of West Wing on it now.
Oh.
Oh, bingo.
That's lovely.
[Laughs]
Well done, you.
Oh, that's gorgeous.
Thank you so much, Mark.
This is exactly what I was hoping for.
I look quite pretty.
haven't you?
They're all of me.
[Mark]
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes.
But...
you never talk to me.
You always talk to Peter.
You don't like me.
I hope it's useful.
Don't show it around too much.
It needs a bit of editing.
Look, I've gotta get to a lunch.
Early lunch.
You can just show yourself out,
can't you?
It's a... self-preservation thing,
you see.
[Knocking]
Yeah.
Annie, my darling,
my dream, my boat.
Uh, need you to do a favor for me.
Of course.
Anything for the hero of the hour.
Don't ask me why,
and for heaven's sake,
don't read stuff into this.
It's just a weird personality thing.
But, um, you know Natalie
who works here?
- The chubby girl?
- Oooh, would we call her chubby?
I think there's a pretty
sizable arse there, yes, sir.
Huge thighs.
Yeah. Well, whatever. Um...
I'm sure she's a lovely girl,
but I wonder if you could, um,
redistribute her.
It's done.
Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?
I got some terrible news today.
Let's have it.
Joanna's going back to America.
- Your girl's American?
- Yes, she's American.
And she's not my girl.
And she's going back to America.
That's the end of my life as I know it.
That is bad news.
Well, we need Kate
and we need Leo,
and we need them now.
Come on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Keep your eyes closed.
[Chuckles]
Do you trust me?
I trust you.
Do you trust me?
I trust you.
Fool!
Get off, you big bully.
All right. Open your eyes.
Well, you know, Sammy, I'm sure
she's unique and extraordinary, but...
general wisdom is that, in the end,
there isn't just one person for each of us.
There was for Kate and Leo.
There was for you.
And there is for me.
She's the one.
Fair enough.
And her name's Joanna?
Yeah, I know. Same as Mum.
[Knocking]
Yeah.
Prime Minister.
Thank you very much.
Oh, appolo... apologia.
"Grandi..." Uh, grande familio.
Grande "predistione..."
The Christmas presents.
Stupido.
Well, good-bye.
Um, it was, um...
[Horn Honking]
[Crash]
# You know, I love Christmas #
# My mind's made up #
# There's no beginning
There'll be no end #
# You can depend #
Daniel!
- I have a plan.
- Thank the Lord! Tell me.
Well, girls love musicians,
don't they?
Uh-huh.
get girlfriends.
That's right.
Meat Loaf definitely
got laid at least once.
For God's sake,
Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.
Whatever. There's this
big concert at the end
of term, and Joanna's in it.
And I thought maybe
if I was in the band
and played absolutely superbly...
there's a chance that she might
actually fall in love with me.
- What do you think?
- I think it's brilliant.
I think it's stellar,
apart from the one obvious,
tiny, little-baby, little hiccup.
- That I don't play a musical instrument?
- Yes, sir.
A tiny, insignificant detail.
[Drum Continually Banging]
Anyway, I suppose I'd better go
and do the duty round.
You're a saint.
[Chuckles]
Any chance of a dance with the boss?
Yeah, sure, sure.
As long as your boyfriend
doesn't mind.
Not my boyfriend.
You're looking very pretty tonight.
It's for you.
Sorry?
[Whispering]
It's all for you, sir.
This must be a very exciting
moment for you, fighting for
How's it looking so far?
Very bad indeed.
Blue are outselling me five to one,
but I'm hoping for a late surge.
I promise to sing a song...
stark naked on TV
on Christmas Eve.
[Audience Laughing]
- Do you mean that?
- Well, of course I mean it, Michael.
- Do you want a preview, you old flirt?
- [Laughing]
That'll never make number one.
[No Audible Dialogue]
I suppose it's his job to dance
with everyone, isn't it?
Some more than others.
Just one dance...
before we run out of chances.
Who, me?
Unless you, you just...
No, no.
Good. Yes.
Thanks.
Well, I... I'd better go.
Okay.
Good night.
Good night.
Actually, I don't have to go.
Right. Good.
I-I mean...
No, no.
That's... That's good.
That's good.
Just, um... Would you
ex-excuse me for one second?
Sure.
Just one... one second.
Um, okay. That's done.
Um...
[Nervous Laugh]
Why don't you come upstairs
in about 10 seconds?
Ten seconds?
Ten seconds.
#[Guitar, Slow]
#For you #
# There'll be no crying #
# For you #
# The sun will be shining #
# 'Cause I feel that
when I'm with you #
# It's all right #
Just tug it.
Okay.
# I know it's right #
# And the songbirds keep singing #
# Like they know the score #
# And I love you
I love you, I love you #
You're beautiful.
[Cell Phone Ringing]
I... I'd... I'd better
answer that.
Hello?
Hi. Hello, darling.
No, no, I'm not busy.
No, fire away.
Right.
Yes, I... I... I...
I'm not quite sure...
it's gonna be possible
to get the Pope
on the phone tonight, but...
Yes. Yes, I-I'm... I'm sure...
he's-he's very good
at exorcism, but...
Well, I'm-I'm sure...
Jon Bon Jovi is as well,
and I'll definitely look into it.
Okay? Okay,
I'll-I'll talk to you later.
All right. Bye-bye.
Sorry about that.
No, it's... it's fine.
It's my brother.
He's... He's not well.
He calls a lot.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
It's fine. I mean,
it's-it's not really... fine.
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