Love At First Hiccup Page #6

do you have a rubber on you?

Well I, I, I just started having one....

...on me, recently.

...you know, everyone's so liberated

now that it's important to have one...

...on you, with you.

Oh, I'm glad to hearthat, Victor.

You know, you're adults now, -

- and that comes

with some responsibilities.

Of course.

I'm glad you have such a good head

forthese things.

- Want another drink for the road?

- Yes, sir.

Well, I'm glad we had this talk son.

Me too, sir.

Ow, alright.

- That's cool.

- Yeah.

- Sorry about my dad.

- It's all good.

Your dad and I understand each other.

So, do you wanna do something after

school tomorrow?

I actually have

to hang out with Marisa.

Oh. Alright.

- You should come.

- With Marissa?!

You'll grow on her. Like a cactus.

Good night, Victor.

Sweet dreams...

- Whatup?

- I think I have an idea for our ending.

Nice...

How the hell does

he forget to take it off?

I don't know,

we both completely panicked.

You'll never get your cherry popped

if you keep hanging with that kid!

I don't know about that.

It was pretty damn close.

Besides I really like him.

I mean he's, he's sweet, and sincere,

and...

Victor!

Baby, Oh, I missed you so much.

Why haven't you called me back?

Are you still dating that old hag?

Victor, what the hell are you doing?!

I... I don't, I don't know! Who are you?

Good one. I'll see you tomorrow, stud.

Anya, I don't know what's going on...

Well, I do! What, you

just wanted to show off -

- in front of your stupid

Freshmen friends, didn't you?

- No, I, I would never...

- Was I some sort of bet or something?

Not at all!

Since you didn't "get any" last night,

you're done with me, is that it?

- Would you listen to me?

- Don't touch me!

Anya!

- Leave me alone!

- You, bastard!

But... I love you.

- Oh, that looks great!

- Well, they travel, you know.

Look. He's a little fat, but you know,

for what this has...

Victor, are you alright?

- You look terrible.

- Honey, what's wrong?

- Oh, is it Anya?

- Has she fallen for someone else?

Christian!!

It doesn't matter. It's no use.

- Why are you so dumb?

- Me?

- No. Men!

- Oh, men. Yeah, I know, honey.

I guess we just sometimes

do the wrong thing, Anya.

I thought, I thought he loved me, Dad.

Oh, baby, maybe he does,

but he's young.

He may not know how to express it,

that's all.

We all make mistakes, sweetheart.

Why did your mother have to go

to ballet tonight of all nights?

Oh, baby, don't.

Come on, come on, come on.

I put extra marshmallows in it, so

you could drown your sorrows.

I guess there might be a chance

I'd get lucky enough to choke and die.

Now tell me what happened?

Anya and I are done

and my life is totally over.

Nonsense. Of course

your life isn't over.

It is! Nothing else matters

in this world.

And she won't even listen to me.

You just need to rest and you'll see.

The world will look a lot brighter

in the morning, I promise.

Rise and shine, playboy.

We got something you're gonna love.

Go away!

I know it isn't blue ray, but still,

I think you wanna see this.

We shot a masterpiece,

a film about you and Anya.

Why don't we show you a clip,

so you can see for yourself.

If you can afford it, of course.

- I'll fast forward a bit.

- Shouldn't we call his bank first?

Nice work bro, I personally never

thought you had it in you.

You little bastards!

Hold your horses and watch this...

Open it.

Oooooh!

You think that was bad?

Watch this!

- Okay, but why would I do it?

- Lisa, you're my favorite cousin.

And... I'll pay you 100 dollars.

And a night out on the town

with my favorite cousin?

I can't believe this!

Wait. How did Peter even know where

we would be yesterday?

- Why didn't you tell me right away?

- We are businessmen after all.

And we had to finish the cut first.

Atrue artist never shows

his work until it is finished.

So bro, what will you pay for it?

We gotta start remembering to get

our blackmail money up front!

Dude, all I got from him was a text

saying his life was finished.

And he spelled finished

wrong.

Ernie, buddy,

I need to borrow your Vespa!

- What's going on, Vic, you ok?

- There's no time to explain.

It's a life or death

situation! Please!!

Well, alright, alright.

Take a chill pill.

So look, the ah,

the blinkers are here and, -

- this is a visorfor yourface,

gas.

Vic, most importantly, the brake.

- Okay, yeah, whatever.

But how do I start this damn thing?

Perhaps you're better off

having your dad mail you in, -

- that way you'll get

there a little faster.

- Ernie, start it up!!

- Damn! Someone's got their period!

Do it.

Hey, Vic, be careful, the brakes

aren't what they used to be!

Oh! Damn!

Ahhh!

On the third day of high school I, -

- Victor Knudsen,

was hit by an epidemic.

And we're not talking

chicken pox or the flu.

Nope, we're talking a case of total, -

- incurable "Anya- itis".

And I Victor Knudsen, didn't live.

Goodbye Anya, my love.

Anya?

Is it really you?

Hey, you.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

I was just so hurt

when I saw that girl kissing you.

But, how did you know?

I saw the film.

You did?

Zack and Brian had an extra copy.

Actually, they have

quite a few copies.

We may have to make

it worth their while, -

- so we don't end up on

YouTube...

At least some of the footage

was used for something good.

Oh, my God!

This is gonna be good!

What the f***?!

- Pervert Peter!

- Pervert!

But, she was only my third cousin!!

Bye! Bye, Peter, we'll miss you.

I brought you a cactus.

Oh! Thanks.

Anya, if I make it...

...do you think

I could come over again?

On a Wednesday?

Seriously. I'm pretty sure

you're gonna make it.

And to hell with Wednesdays.

My parents are gone this weekend, -

- so we'll have

the entire house to ourselves.

But, what would we do

all weekend long?

But, what about my leg?

Victor, I'm pretty sure you don't

really need your leg to do it.

You really never give up, do you?

Oh, Victor will be so sorry

he didn't pay us for that footage.

And my sisterfound the stash

of DVDs and destroyed them all.

Plus all the hidden cameras

in her room.

What's that flashing red light?

Don't tell me you didn't charge

the battery again!

- It was your turn!

- Shiiiit!

- Gimme a break!

- No, no, no, no, no! Damn

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