Love in the Buff Page #4

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Mom says I'm a blockhead.

Very stupid.

They won't let me date anyone

because I'll be taken in.

They sent me to a boys' boarding school in Scotland,

and I started working afterwards.

I never dated anyone.

Actually... e neither.

No way!

Guys would love you!

Can you ask them to hurry?

I really need to poo.

Why not do your business first?

I can't! I dropped my phone into the toilet.

If I go now, the phone is finished.

When I meet a girl,

I get nervous.

I couldn't even shake your hand just now.

If we get married,

I'll stay home with you after work.

We won't be going out much, will that be a problem?

I can live with that.

Your accent tells me you're from Hong Kong.

You don't have the Beijing accent either.

I was from Kuala Lumpur.

But I've been here for over 20 years.

One other thing...

I don't have a residential license in Beijing.

Me neither!

Really?

What a coincidence.

It's fate.

They're here, stand back.

Are you OK, Miss?

I need to use the bathroom.

Miss Cherie...

Can I...

hold your hand?

Shall we...

go somewhere less crowded?

I'll get the check.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

My friend is gone!

Where was the customer...

who was sitting here?

She left with a man.

What? They just met!

Damn!

What now?

I have no money.

I left everything with her.

Still couldn't find her?

Do you know where I can fix the phone?

If you trust me,

take out the SIM card. I'll get it fixed

and return it later.

I'm counting on you.

No problem!

What?

Did you pick this up with your hand?

Yes.

If I ask you to touch it again,

it won't make much difference, right?

- Thanks.

- Don't mention it.

As store manager, you must look fierce.

Shouting feels good.

You have a customer.

I'm the manager.

I don't mean work, I mean food.

Hi, remember me?

Yes! Are you passing by?

No, this is for you.

This is a new phone.

I transferred all...

your pics and messages.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

How much do I owe you?

Forget it.

How should I repay you?

Spread you legs.

Go to Hell!

How about I buy you dinner?

I can't today, maybe tomorrow?

What would you like?

I'll pick you up tomorrow at 5.

Great! See you tomorrow.

- Bye!

- Bye!

He's the guy from the toilet?

Spread my legs? F*** you!

At least say it in Cantonese. He could hear you.

Don't you want to?

Want your ass!

He's OK.

You can have him.

You need moisturization.

Take him home to exorcise the evil spirit.

What's so funny?

I didn't expect you'd bring me here.

You said you'd eat anything good.

But since I'm the best...

chef myself...

I thought you meant you're the best.

What?

I said... it's comfortable out here.

I went to school here.

Electrical Engineering...

I used to come here after graduation,

Damn!

Bird Sh*t.

Don't move... let me.

When did I get this?

My hand went inside the toilet.

This is nothing.

By the way, why did you pick it up for me?

Because I didn't want you to.

A girl shouldn't have to do everything herself.

What else can I do?

Let someone else do it.

Let me help you.

You're very nice, thank you.

I'm only nice to people I like.

I'm here... I don't see you.

I said, I'm in.

You must be kidding!

Is this a joke?

I don't know where she lives.

This table... is it better?

Feels like it.

I'll pay you in RMB.

Forget it, just buy me dinner.

OK.

I'm only buying dinner.

What else?

What? Checking in?

How long have you switched it?

What?

The phone.

For a while.

You know deleted files...

can be recovered?

I know.

Did you delete it?

Delete what?

Did you delete it? Quit your act!

I don't know what you mean.

Is it deleted?

Yes.

But I backed it up on my notebook.

What? You promised you'd delete it.

When I miss you,

I can...

Where's your notebook?

At home.

I don't care. I must see you delete it.

How?

There's a positive side to this...

How positive is that?

At least you deleted the clip.

Wow, thank you very much.

Are you seeing someone?

You're asking me? What about you?

I'm asking the question.

Yes.

Who?

A QUY-

Come on...

You have someone, why can't I?

You've only been here for 6 months.

How long will it take

before you can live with it?

Why did you leave me?

Need you even ask? Didn't you know?

Look, I wanted to spend time with you,

but I had to work.

I wasn't the boss. I couldn't re-schedule.

Yet I didn't want to miss the BBQ with your friends.

Remember...

the week after Princess' birthday?

You said you had a presentation the next day,

so you had to work late.

But my friends saw you

with another woman.

Stop pretending.

We're no longer together.

My friend took a picture.

What woman?

Your ex, Vivian.

Remember now?

I didn't tell you as it would piss you off.

You could have told me

if you had had nothing to hide.

She broke up with her boyfriend and wanted to talk.

It was nothing.

You gave me a lecture about Mandy.

You said honesty was important.

If it's nothing, why didn't you tell me that?

Even if nothing happened that night,

you obviously expected it to.

Or else why didn't you tell me about it?

Keeping your options open, right?

Don't be ridiculous!

Why is your nose bleeding?

It happens all the time... so damn dry.

It's my fault.

I'm too hot.

Shut up already!

Give me your hand.

What for?

Count for a minute.

How? In my heart?

Yes.

What?

What?

I miss you.

Forget it!

What?

Get lost! What is it?

What's wrong with missing you?

It stopped.

It worked! How come?

Which acupuncture point did you press?

The key to this meeting...

is our attitude.

I'm going to make him...

an offer he can't refuse.

What?

That's so cool.

I learnt that from The Godfather.

I'm sorry

you had to sit in on this meeting.

Work must come first.

Let's double check the contract details.

"Go to Hell! Free this Sunday?"

I don't understand.

We should sleep in on a Sunday.

Why get up so early to paddle this sh*t?

Even infidelity is about mood.

Can't always roll in the sack.

This is not crowded. I like it.

Trysts often take place in hotel bars in old movies.

Hey! What did you say about hotel bars?

My boyfriend brought me there.

To do what?

Talk.

Talk?

- Yes.

- What's there to talk about?

What's with you?

You mean your "earth f***ing" loverboy?

You're jealous I dated Ekin?

I ran into him...

after you told me that story.

Are you serious?

It was so f***ing embarassing...

Don't tell me you asked him.

- Hello, Ekin.

- Hello!

Jimmy from Account Servicing.

Hello.

Your take-out is here.

Are we in a hurry? I can do make-up while I eat.

- Not really, the client is not ready.

- Is that so?

Go ahead and eat.

I don't mind.

Have you eaten? I ordered extra.

Curry beef brisket, interested?

This is good!

Seriously, I've been a fan

since your lemon tea commercial.

That long ago?

Yes, I know all your songs.

But that was a long time ago.

Sure is...

You had short hair then;

why grew it out?

I spent 3 months shooting a period drama.

When I took off the wig, my hair was very long.

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