Love in the Buff Page #3

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"Cherie's Choice" is cheaper but just a good.

When you're buying, we order the expensive stuff.

I'll hand over everything before I leave.

Take this.

Just ask someone to update it.

Why do you think I'm firing you?

My nickname is the Queen of Loafers.

I got a call from the Head Office last week.

They're pulling out of Hong Kong.

Closing all the shops?

I'll be transferred to Shanghai next month.

They want me to bring someone reliable

and help train our colleagues in Beijing.

Are you worried about the dry weather?

Me? But I'm the Queen of Loafers.

That's what I like about you.

You won't compete with me.

If I bring someone aggressive to Beijing,

she'll eventually go after my job.

There you go!

Thanks.

Looks good.

Try it.

Not so much. The spiciness is delayed.

It's OK.

Good?

Very good.

Can you get me a jar?

Yes, in exchange for what?

I can...

Are you OK?

Drink some water.

I told you it kicked in later.

Well?

Let me see your tongue.

It's red.

Spicy?

Better now?

How about this?

"Welcome, Cherie Yu"

He's here too. What if you run into him?

You have nothing better to say?

If you see him again,

what will you say?

I'll yell at him.

You're all talk.

He's behind you.

That's enough.

He's coming over.

Stop it!

He's really behind you.

Stop it, you're pissing me off.

Hi! What a coincidence.

Sure is.

Hi!

Long time no see.

Long time no see.

You're here for business or pleasure?

We closed all our shops in Hong Kong.

Isabel and I were transferred to Beijing.

The noodles are ready.

Let me introduce you, You-you

Isabel, Cherie...

Hello, Miss Cherie.

Hello.

Care to join us? We can get 2 extra chairs.

No thanks, we're with other colleagues.

Right! We should get going.

I better go in.

Did you hear that b*tch, Miss Cherie?

What gives? Let's go.

Come on, you knew this would happen.

You're bound to bump into each other.

We're destined to fall for a scum or two.

You know that girl well?

We're just friends.

What do you think of her?

What?

Am I any different...

from that girl?

It's not nice to say...

Let's go get a massage.

I wonder if No. 88 is working today.

With her bigger boops,

she's better, right?

Don't worry, you can be frank.

Honestly, she's a tad better.

That's true. Go on...

Don't worry, you can be frank.

Men like women they can't handle.

You're... too easy.

That's true too! What else?

All men will be attracted to her cleavage.

But in 8 to 10 years, her boops will sag.

You're probably better to look at.

I don't agree.

Her boops may sag, but not her youth.

Even in 10 years, they won't sag much.

Let's forget her figure and look at your face.

You can turn the tables on her in 10 years.

How do you figure that?

A woman undergoes drastic changes from 20 to 30.

Imagine a miss becoming an auntie,

that's scary.

But you don't have to worry.

You're already an auntie.

Let's find out if No. 88 is working today.

I thought you're here to visit me.

Yes, that's why we're here.

Hurry, the market will open soon.

What a torture! Today is Sunday!

Auntie!

You're late!

What's going on?

Blind date!

My aunt lives here. I asked for her help.

Is this a joke? I'm going back to bed.

What for? Come on!

You can't sleep alone forever.

Heads up! Or they'll think...

you're being rude.

Let's go.

I really don't need this.

Just take a look.

I was here before, it's OK.

Plenty of guys around.

It's usually the parents with the sign.

If you see something you like,

speak to them and arrange for a meet.

This one is not bad!

Then I must look like Carina La...

ls your daughter from Beijing?

No, my nieces are from Hong Kong.

I don't want my son to go to Hong Kong.

She's working in Beijing,

a store manager for Sephora

and makes good money.

She lives in CBD. What about your son?

Let's look again...

Let me go back to bed.

Wait...

we have a house in Dongzhimen,

and one in the western district.

They can live in either in the future.

What about mortgage?

It's paid off.

We can decide after they meet.

Are you crazy? Spare me.

Why not? You need a new life.

If you wait, all the men will be taken.

Your skin is not thick enough.

According to your mom, you should look like...

Tony Leung.

She only meant

mY height.

I told him we wouldn't have kids

after we got married.

This is driving me crazy!

No kids? Why not?

Too much trouble.

Don't you like kids?

Here, touch this...

That's dirty.

I haven't matured since high school.

Asking a kid to look after a kid

is a very cruel thing to do.

Will it clog the toilet?

"Jimmy:
Looking for me?"

"Cherie:
No. Why?"

"Jimmy:
Got an empty message from you."

"Cherie:
Must have pressed the wrong button.

What's up?"

"Jimmy:
Where are you?"

"Jimmy:
Late snack?"

"Cherie:
Sleepy, just got out of the shower."

"Jimmy:
Be there in 20 min."

I have to go.

Something came up at work.

I want you to miss me.

Alright, I'll call you.

Have you been waiting long?

No, I just got here.

Can I have the menu?

- Please wait...

- Thank you.

What?

Nothing. Order something.

What would you like?

I want...

How long have you been here?

Getting used to it?

Not really, it's too dry.

What about the food?

Too SPiY-

I agree, too greasy as well.

No, you're doing fine. You have a good appetite.

The food must be good for you.

What now?

Nothing.

I'm going back to Hong Kong next week.

Want an iPad?

Yes! One each for me and Isabel.

I'll pay you tomorrow.

I have to go.

I have to go home.

You...

No night cap?

Dinner was only $270, Mr Jimmy.

That's a bargain for you already.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Hold on...

Mr Jimmy, next time you sneak out,

please wipe your mouth first. Bye!

You can go.

My aunt said this was a good catch.

Leave me alone.

His dad said he looked like Huang Xiaoming.

Stop it.

His mom won't let him go to Hong Kong.

That's why I'm handing him to you.

No, you can have him back.

They want someone in Beijing.

Just pretend you're me.

What now?

Shall I redo the brows?

No!

The lips?

Perfect!

You didn't even look!

Perfect!

Thanks to you, we had spicy food last night.

Now I have zits.

You should talk.

You suggested fish in chili oil in the first place.

Now it's giving me stomach trouble.

Where are you going?

I'm in pain.

I need to use the bathroom.

Keep an eye on my things.

No, he's coming.

You're now Cherie looking for moisturization.

Just sit there and wait.

That's all.

No, stay with me.

You want to meet your future hubby

for the first time

and have someone sh*t in her pants next to you?

Miss Cherie?

Yes!

Sit.

Hello, Mr Cheng.

Mr Cheng is so formal.

Please call me Ben.

Sh*t!

Is anyone there?

Ben, I think you're...

I know what you mean.

Everyone says I look like

that actor.

But I don't think so.

Is anyone out there?

Anyone?

Do you need help, Miss?

I can't open the door. Can you get help?

Hold on, I'll get the waiter.

Thanks.

Why do you need to go on a blind date?

My parents are very strict.

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