Love Is All There Is Page #8

Comedians--

they have no respect.

You're not even funny!

Wait. l'm just--

Get off the stage!

You stink!

Get the hell off!

lt was just a joke.

You don't know dick!

You're not funny.

l got a son-in-law.

Get off! You stink!

Mama, Papa, they did not

want us to get married.

l really appreciate

your accepting us, Dad.

You don't mind me

calling you Dad, do you?

What are you doing?

Someday you will thank us.

Don't you come back here again!

We're locking her in her room...

and sending her to Paris

tomorrow morning under guard!

Good thing my father isn't here!

l'll kick you in the ass!

Burn this vulgar Cappamezza rag.

Rosario, you're back.

Thank God.

Her parents locked her up.

They're giving her

a police escort...

to the plane tomorrow.

lt's for the best.

Those people, they're poison.

lf she leaves,

l never want to see you again.

Rosario...

Rosario...

you know how much l adore you.

You don't get it, do you, Ma?

lt's over between us.

lt's her turn to adore me now.

So you came back. That's good.

What happened?

Her parents lied to them

about getting married...

and now they're sending her

to Paris tomorrow by force.

Ooh, are we lucky.

ls the bird going to be OK?

lt's got a broken wing.

lt's in shock.

With the X-rays,

we're up to 200 bucks.

The vet wants to know how much

we're willing to spend.

Everything we got!

Broken wing and shock.

What does this all mean?

Why does everything always

have to mean something, Sadie?

Everything isn't

always what it seems to be.

l'm looking for what really is.

l want to be a good person.

l don't want to change people

by pushing them.

l want to change them

with my love.

lf we get arrested for this,

l'll never tell...

because anything in

the name of love is God's work.

We're like holy warriors

and sh*t.

Heaven is here,

where Juliet lives.

Every dog and every cat

and every little mouse...

may look upon her,

but Romeo may not.

When Carmella distracts them

with the loud music...

l spike the sauce.

ln the confusion,

we snatch Gina away.

This is a great plan.

l love this plan.

l'm calling my potion

Rosario's Revenge.

Duck!

This is so exciting.

l humbly accept this award...

from the City lsland

Cultural Society.

-lt's not going to work.

-Are you kidding?

This stuff would kill the hairs

on a Calabresa's ass.

As ltalians, be proud

to be from the country...

that gave us Dante,

that gave us Da Vinci...

that gave us Puccini,

that gave us--

Michelangelo.

How crude.

Piero della Francesca,

Tintoretto.

Cappamezza sabotage.

Chase that calamari

away from here.

Chase them!

-l hope this works.

-Will you quit worrying?

There's hot peppers

in there...

my family's been marinating

since before Mussolini.

Oh, boy,

they're coming this way.

We're on our way.

As Shakespeare would say,

''May the merry farts begin.''

This is the last straw of

the Sicilian Cappamezza!

Destroy them!

l want you to bring them

to their knees!

l will bring them to their feet!

Let me at them!

What did l tell you?

lt's working like a dream.

Hoist yourself up.

l got you.

You came for me!

Quick.

Leave them this note.

l want them to think

we're committing suicide.

That way, when they find out...

we're just eloping,

they'll be grateful.

You are so smart.

Quick, climb down my back.

All right. Move it over.

My ear. That's my ear.

Oh, God.

Go, Vinny! Go, Vinny!

Vinny! Vinny! Go, Vinny!

Come on! Come on!

Run! Run!

-We got to hide.

-ln here, in the smokehouse.

l was looking for my pussycat.

You seen him?

Big orange guy, three legs.

Here, Tripod. Tripod.

Here, Tripod.

Where are you, Tripod?

Tonight's the night

for lsabel and Vinny

Tonight's the night

for lsabel and Vinny

Whoo, lsabel! Whoo, Vinny!

Tonight's the night

for lsabel and Vinny

The coast is clear.

l think we can get away now.

This time tomorrow, we'll be

in Tennessee and married.

We got to get to my car

before they get back.

l love what you've done.

l love that

we're tricking our parents.

They think they know everything.

Yeah. Who needs them?

We got each other.

Should we not be going?

We got time.

lsabel and Vinny gonna do

the wild thing

lsabel and Vinny gonna do

the wild thing

Whoo, lsabel! Whoa, Vinny!

Whoo, lsabel! Whoa, Vinny!

Not Marilyn! My cake!

What are you doing?

l'm gonna kill you!

l swear! What are you doing?

lt's OK.

l'm going to help you.

The wedding is ruined.

My life is over.

The Malacicis did this!

Let's go teach

those ass wipes a lesson!

Nobody makes a jerk out

of my baby lsabel!

l'll kill them!

Ooh, cannoli creme.

lf l get my hands on them,

l'll mash them...

l'll bash them,

l'll pulverize them!

Do you know what

this wedding cost me?

$22,500! Without the band!

Get them!

Get every frigging one of them!

Get those bastards!

l saved 15 years

for that beautiful wedding...

since her first Holy Communion!

Give me a hand.

Let's knock their new smokehouse

over on its ass! Heave!

-What's happening?

-l don't know.

We got to get out of here.

Heave!

We got them! We got them!

l think l pulled something.

Where's the door?

l don't know.

l think we're sitting on it.

OK, let's not panic.

l'll figure something out.

What is that smell?

Gas. A line must be broken.

Help! Help! Help!

Somebody help us, please!

Please! Mama! Papa!

Mommy! Daddy! Help, please!

Gina is gone!

She left this note!

''Dear parents...

''we don't want to live

without each other.

''Forgive us

for what we are doing.

''Rosario and Gina.

''Lovers forever

in life and death.''

lt's Rosario's handwriting!

He can't mean suicide!

You have to find our children!

Jimmy, put out an APB on them.

They can't have gone far.

Please, go do it!

Could the bird--

Could the broken wing mean--

-We got to go find them.

-Come on!

Help! Help!

Help!

lf they die,

l will never forgive myself.

Blessed Mother, Mikey and l

and our new acquaintances...

the Count

and Contessa Malacici...

ask you to please bring

our children home safely.

Please,

l'll go to church every week.

-l go with you!

-Oh, Gina!

lt's no use.

l can't find the leak.

l regret any moment

l've lived without you.

We'll be together forever

in the afterlife.

Always.

-l don't want to die!

-Help!

-Michael.

-What?

l promise,

if the children are all right...

we will divide the neighborhood

in equal part.

l will go after

only the upper echelon...

and you will go after

the people of your level.

You're a real fair guy

for a big snob.

l thank you very much.

Please, dear God,

send somebody to guide us.

Look! Quick, stop the car!

-Mona?

-l've been praying for you.

lt's a miracle

that you heard me.

Both of your kids is in danger.

But doesn't the Blessed Roscoe

know where they are?

The Blessed Roscoe

can't help you.

You are creating

the meaning to your life.

You got the power here.

You will find them, with this.

-This?

-Yes!

This and this and this

ain't enough anymore.

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