Love Potion No. 9 Page #6

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[Telephone] | If you'd like to make a call,

please hang up | and try again.

If you need help, | dial 0.

[Beeping]

[Car Engines Running]

[Tires Squeal]

Diane.

Where have you been?

Oh!

No!

Um, touch your fnger | to your nose.

Hop on one foot.

Put your hands | in the air

and go...

Grab your nipples like this, | real hard.

You like that, | don't you?

Ooh.

[All] | Ooh.

Now I think it's time | for a little magic.

Well, I'd like to tell you

that five minutes | after I kissed Diane,

she came running out | into my arms

and that we fell in love | forever,

but that's not | what happened.

It took six minutes.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

Let's get out | of here.

O. K.

[Madame Ruth] | Ahh, that's nice.

?I took my troubles | down to Madame Ruth ? ?You know, that Gypsy | with the gold-capped tooth ? ?She's got a storefront | at 34th and Vine ? ?Sellin' | little bottles of ? ?Love Potion | Number Nine ? ?Love Potion | Number Nine ? ?Oh, oh, oh ? ?I told her everything | was goin' fne ? ?Everything | except that man of mine ? ?She looked at my palm ? ?Made a magic sign ? ?Said, | What you need is ? ?Love Potion | Number Nine ? ?She jumped down, | turned around ? ?Gave me a wink ? ?Said, | I'm gonna mix it up ? ?Right here | in the sink ? ?It smelled | like turpentine ? ?Looked like | india ink ? ?I held my nose, | closed my eyes ? ?I took a drink ? ?Didn't know if | it was day or night ? ?I started kissin' | every man in sight ? ?Never been | so turned on ? ?Never felt so fne ? ?Gonna give | my man some ? ?Love Potion | Number Nine ? ?Love Potion | Number Nine ? ?I didn't know | if it was day or night ? ?I started kissin' | every man in sight ? ?Never been | so turned on ? ?Never felt so fne ? ?Gonna give | my man some ? ?Love Potion | Number Nine ? ?Love Potion Number ? ?When I get | the notion ? ?I take | a little potion ? ?Love Potion...

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