Love Sick Love Page #4

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Happy New Year' he says that...

'Different holidays naturally

evoke different

emotions in people.

It's important to experience

all of those emotions

in order to really

get to know someone. '

Now obviously you're not a

big fan of Valentine's Day...

But what's not to

love about Easter?

Enough is enough!

This is insane!

Is he ready? Can we come in?

Okay kids. It's time.

Oh yeah?

There's one!

Here's an orange one!

I found it!

No wait. It's mine!

Hey kids, no fighting

on Easter. Alright?

How's he doing?

Needless to say,

the honeymoon's over.

And now the real work begins.

You people need

major f***ing help!

Your language, Norman...

My language, Dori? Blow me!

Mom!

Grandpa never asked

if he could use my bat.

Now I'm sure

Grandpa didn't mean

to take it without

your permission.

I certainly did not.

And I'm sorry.

Oh my goodness.

I almost forgot my pie.

I see snow on the

table, Grandma.

Whoops!

Thank you for reminding

me about my manners, dear.

You're welcome.

Dori, what did you do

differently with this chicken?

I changed the marinade.

I used lemon and

garlic this time.

Oh. It's simply wonderful.

How do you like it, Norman?

So many times I would try

to do something fancy

and I would ruin

the taste of the meat.

I've tasted something

like this before.

But I can't remember when.

It was Jackie's seventy

eighth birthday party.

That's right.

The village threw a

party and it was catered.

Chirpin Chicken!

Oh, Ed. Don't be a putz.

Chirpin Chicken!?

Are you sure you

don't want anything to eat?

It's organic.

No dinner. No desert.

That's right.

No dinner, no dessert.

Was it Rhonda's Rotisserie?

I don't think so.

Mommy, he stuck

his tongue out at me!

Now, would you please have

a little something to eat.

How can I be expected to eat

if I can't use my hands?

Albert can feed you.

Yeah. Open up.

Come on. Open up!

I wanna feed him!

No! I get to! Mom!

Mom!

Hey, hey - kids!

I know! It was Conrad's

Crispy Catered Chicken.

Conrad died in ninety three.

It was ninety five...

I remember.

I wanna feed him!

No! I get to!

- Mom!

- Kids!

I am a grown man.

I refuse to be fed by a child!

I remember!

It was Billy's Broiled,

Shake and Baked Chicken!

That was it!

I remember that.

Dolly's having an attack!

Dolly's having an attack!

Grab her inhaler

in the drawer. Hurry!

Hurry Grandpa! Quickly!

It's gonna be okay.

It's okay.

Here, dear.

It's okay. It's okay.

Would you help me

get her ready for bed?

I'll draw her a bath.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

Here comes the plane.

Open up!

- Oh come on...

- It's so good.

Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Who are you people?!

You're all crazy!

You're... psychos!

Maniacs! All of you!

I'm going to have

all of you arrested!

Please? For god sakes,

somebody help me.

I gotta go - I gotta pee?

Thank god...

I gotta take a piss.

Who is it? Who's there?

Albert, is that you?

Help me up.

What is wrong with you?

The children need their sleep.

Now you show

some consideration.

Now go back to sleep.

Morning. Hey hon. Is he up?

Not yet.

I cut the chain to forty feet.

Yeah. That feels about right.

Eww. Yuck!

Watch it kids.

Norman had an accident.

Ha ha! He wet his pants!

Oh good. You're awake.

I made breakfast.

I can heat some leftovers

up for you if you want.

I'm only going to ask you once.

Do you want breakfast or not?

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, please.

Remember kids.

Always say 'please'

Okay!

I think it's Daddy time.

Let's all wish Norman

a happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day!

I wanna play baseball.

I wanna play beauty salon.

Remember kids,

this is Daddy's day.

So he gets to do

whatever he wants.

Good. Because I wanna kill

each and every one of you.

How about a special

Thanksgiving dinner

to celebrate the occasion?

That's a f***ing great idea.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Father's Day!

Time for daddy to go bye-bye.

I'm scared.

Jesus! You scared the shi-

You scared me.

You're scared too? Good.

Help me find Nibbles

and we won't be scared.

Nibbles?

Nibbles? Who's Nibbles?

One of mommy's old

boyfriend's gave him to me.

He makes me not so scared.

Your mom's boyfriend?

I think his name

was Eric or something.

Who's Eric?

What happened to him?

Mom keeps all that

stuff in the closet.

Who does all

this stuff belong to?

Other men that

Mom has brought home.

She keeps on to find daddies

but they always keep on leaving.

One time, told me

that he saw mommy

and this man napping

naked together.

And Mommy told me that when

grown-ups nap naked together

that means

they love each other.

Have you napped

naked with girls?

Yeah. I have.

How many times?

Let's just say I like

to take a lot of naps.

Look there's Mommy

with white hair.

Doesn't she look pretty.

How long ago were these

pictures taken?

I don't know.

I wasn't born yet.

She gave all of these men

little sparkly

bears like yours.

All of them?

Yes. She says it's like

giving them her heart.

What happened to them?

I don't know. We always

play the 'voting game'

on News Year's Eve.

Voting game?

Like Survivor.

Have you seen

'The Biggest Loser?'

Those people are so fat!

They are?

I like fat people.

They're funny.

After the voting game,

I think they just go home!

Norman? Where are you going?

Where are you going, Norman?

Norman, don't leave.

I'm going over here, Dolly.

I'm going right

over here, Dolly.

Mommy gets really sad

when the men leave.

She sometimes even cries.

Why would someone keep

Mommy's heart

if they don't love her anymore.

It's complicated, Dolly.

Sometimes grown ups

do silly things

that don't make any sense.

You'd give back the

bear, wouldn't you?

I would.

I only want mommy

to have a husband

so I can just have a daddy.

That's all.

Don't worry, Dolly.

It'll happen someday.

Really?

Yeah.

Yes. You deserve a good daddy.

Thank you Norman, I love you.

Hey! Wait! No! Stop!

Grandpa stop!

He was running!

Dori, listen to me.

I get this.

I get where this is going.

Stop! Stop!

It's all beginning

to make sense, okay.

You've had a rough

go of it with men.

What did Dolly tell you?

Nothing, really.

I mean nothing

I didn't already know.

I saw the boxes, Dori.

You're just thinking

about Albert and Dolly.

I get that.

You're just trying to do

what's right for them.

And guys like me? Guys like us?

You know, we...

We've never made

it easy for you.

We're never thinking

with our right heads.

We're selfish, and we

forget there's emotions

wrapped up in this stuff.

And we don't realize that

we can hurt people's feelings,

and believe me...

If I've hurt you,

I'm really sorry.

Really?

Yes.

I'm really, really sorry.

He's full of it.

No, I'm not.

I'm giving it back, Dori.

I'm not like those other guys.

I'm giving it back.

I'm giving back

your heart, Dori.

So let's end this

thing right now.

Let's put it behind

us and move on.

What do you think?

Enough is enough.

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