Loves Her Gun Page #3

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I think we should celebrate.

- Okay.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Something Texas.

- Right now?

- Yeah, right now.

- All right, so take this.

- Um, yeah.

Here, which one you

want? Take that one.

- Let's go. Do you like beer?

- Yes.

We should get beer.

Can you buy beer right now?

Literally?

I don't know. You live here.

All right. You like water?

- Where are we going?

- I'm not telling.

It's a secret.

I think he was serious.

About the band and everything.

I think...

I don't know.

Have you talked to him?

No.

I know, but he's gotten mad

before.

- I just think that this is one of those things where he gets...

- Not this way.

Yeah, but not this way.

He's serious.

He's out of the band.

We're gonna be good.

We're gonna make it.

- It'll be okay.

- You know?

- Everything's gonna be okay.

- Yeah. It's me and you.

- He needs his space.

- You're still my best friend.

- You're my best friend.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- I'm not worried.

- You're okay?

- Are you worried?

- I'm not worried.

- I'm not worried.

- I'm just a little bit sad.

- We'll be okay.

- You're okay?

Promise me

you'll have fun today.

Yeah.

At least today. We'll figure

that sh*t out later.

Don't leave me.

Okay, y'all ready to go tubin'?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Okay. The main thing

you watch about

- is when you get on the rapids...

- Yeah.

Is where you see the roughest

water...

That's where you know it's gonna

be the...

Most fun?

Well, fun, or you can get

hurt on it.

And always try to keep your

head out of the rocks

and everything.

And don't go doing

no stupid stuff

like climbing up the cliffs

and jumping off.

A lot of people think it's deep

water, but you never know.

- There may be a log hidden under.

- Yeah.

- And it's where snakes live.

- Yeah.

- Snakes?

- Snakes?

Yeah, and then when

you get into their home,

they can be real offensive.

Welcome to Texas,

100 ways to die.

- Most of them are on the water.

- Yeah.

They'll bite you, but...

Then you might have to get you two

or three people to take them off.

What? Really?

Yeah, they got fangs, and

when they bite you, they...

You're scaring her.

She's from New York.

Need me to put anything over

here?

Yeah. I'm gonna put my shoes

over there.

It takes at least as long to

get in the water,

as it does to actually...

First you have to discuss

where your shoes go.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

If you have enough sunscreen

on...

Genius.

Yeah!

Hey, thanks for letting Allie

stay with you, Clark.

I'll be back in just a couple

days.

Okay.

- Take care of her now.

- See you later. - Bye, you.

- I had fun.

Thank you so much.

- Well, have a good time.

- - Yeah. Of course.

All right. Cool.

Watch your head.

- Are you okay?

- Yes.

I just hit my head on that again

for like, the 8,000th time.

- Oh, no way.

- Ah!

Oh no!

What happened?

SH*T.

- Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

- Oh my god.

Madre.

- Somebody broke into it?

- They took my laptop.

F***.

No way.

That's...

I can't believe that.

I'm so sorry.

Should we call the cops

and report it or something?

I don't think so.

It's just a window.

You know?

- Yay!

- Yay.

All right.

Yeah, please.

What are you thinking?

My grandma used to own

a Mexican restaurant.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

For 25 years, actually.

Oh...

That's amazing.

Where?

Sacramento.

Guess what it was called.

I don't know.

Tortillas?

You never hear that word.

Jovera's...

Jovera's Mexican Restaurant,

home of the famous Bandito.

What the?

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

- Are you close with your family?

- Yeah.

Yeah?

Mostly my mother.

Me and my mother keep our

family together.

Always.

My father is always very quiet.

So he's living in his own world.

And my sister and I,

didn't really have like,

a close relation...

but when I came here,

it became closer...

I don't know why.

I want to go to Mexico.

It sounds fun.

You must be tired.

Yeah. I'm pretty tired.

It was fun today, no?

It was fun,

until your car got f***ed.

I feel terrible about that.

You can sleep in the bed

if you want.

No, no, no.

I'll just sleep on the couch

or something.

No. You should sleep on the bed.

- It's more comfortable there.

- No, it's fine.

I can...

The couch is...

more comfortable than...

my bed in my apartment, so...

- It'll be fine.

- Yeah, but...

My bed's more comfortable

than this couch,

that is more comfortable...

Your bed.

Your house.

We'll see.

I'm glad that you came.

You can stay here as long

as you want.

Thanks.

Leave me ALONE!

Hi.

- Hello, hello!

- Ed.

- Yeah, and you're Sarah.

- Hi. Sarah. Yeah.

Hey, thanks so much for coming

out on short notice.

Oh, no, no.

The droughts made the ground

really, really hard.

I have some ideas about that,

so...

- we can talk about that?

- Really?

Yeah, that'd be great.

I ran into some concrete.

I'm guessing it's a foundation

that was here, you know...

before this house was built.

I don't know.

Can you do something with that?

Can you get that concrete out of there?

All right. I guess we should

just grab the shovels.

- Okay.

- And get going.

Well, thanks for coming out,

Sarah.

Oh no, no problem.

Whatever.

Is that everything?

I think that's it.

Yay!

Holy sh*t.

Yeah.

Today was unusually hard,

- Was it really?

- Yeah.

Okay, good. So I'm not just the

hugest p*ssy in the world?

No.

You are a total badass,

by the way.

I can't believe you do this

sh*t every day.

- Want some water?

- That was the hardest work I've ever done in my life.

Not that I'm complaining.

It was kind of... good in a way,

but...

You know.

I forgot about your black eye.

Oh yeah. Me too.

That's right.

It looks really disgusting,

probably.

How'd you get that?

Well, these two guys beat me up

and robbed me in New York.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Oh, that sucks.

- I know.

It does suck.

They were wearing these masks

and just grabbed my purse,

and like, kicked me in the back,

punched me in the face...

Oh my god. I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

So you came to Austin during

the drought?

Yeah. Yeah.

And then Clark's car gets

broken into last night.

So... I don't know.

It's like...

Bad luck is following me or

something.

That's quite a cigarette.

- You want some?

- Yes please.

Here.

I don't normally smoke,

but I think Austin's gonna start

making me smoke.

- Hey!

- Hello.

- You made it.

- Hey!

- It's good to see you again.

- Allie, good to see you!

- Oh my god.

- Anybody want a beer?

- Hey, I'm Mike.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hey Mike, how's it going?

- Good. - Good.

- Hi. I'm Allie. Nice to meet you.

- Hi. - Hey lady...

and the intent all along was

to eat them.

And then after about like,

maybe...

I don't know, like two or three

months of having them,

we decided to kill

the first pig.

- And I...

- That sounds delicious.

Right, okay. It was super good.

But so, my roommate's

basically like,

covered the entire living room

in plastic sheets.

- Like, like Dexter?

- Yes.

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