Lucky Stiff Page #4
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Reports to write and there's
against the new leash laws
So if you will just
please excuse me.
Annabel...
Just because we spent the night together does
not mean that we are on a first name basis.
Oh, shut up!
She's...
She's impossible.
Just when things were...
- Have you seen my belt?
- Annabel?
- Miss Glick?
- Yes?
Here's your belt.
Thank you.
I'll be leaving.
- Miss Glick. Annabel!
- Yes?
Well, what I'm trying
to say is...
All right, nobody move!
And nobody say one word
about these glasses.
I look awful in 'em, don't I?
Shut up! Now, where is it?
Where is what?
The money! The diamonds.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
That six million dollars
you inherited, Mr. Witherspoon.
That money is mine!
Yours?
Mine and my husband's.
I want it back.
But my uncle left me that money.
And anyway, I don't get my inheritance
until the end of the week.
- Don't give me that.
- It's in a bank somewhere.
His lawyer gave me
pocket money for the week!
Pocket money, my ass!
Where's that hear-shaped box?
It's... It's in
East Grinstead.
Don't fool with me, missy.
Now where is it?
Now be calm, all right?
If you must shoot someone,
shoot me, not Miss Glick!
She's an innocent party.
You don't have to
shoot him either.
I know where it is.
Just stay calm, okay?
Here!
- Just take it and leave him alone.
- Yeah, okay.
But what about him?
You still got my Tony.
You're welcome to take him too.
I loved this man.
I loved him with all
my heart and soul.
Why are you dragging
him around dead?
It was all his idea.
He wanted one last holiday.
He said he never really
had a chance to live.
What do you mean he never lived?
What about me?
- - Pardon?
What are you trying to pull?
- I'm not.
- This is not Tony Hendon.
Of course it is.
I can see, and this isn't him!
Have you had your
prescription checked recently?
I will give you three seconds to
tell me what you've done with him.
Uh, I've taken him
shopping, para-sailing...
- One...
- He never even met his uncle.
- Two...
- It was nice knowing you.
- Three.
- It was nice meeting you.
Goodbye, Miss Glick.
- Four.
- You will please drop the gun, eh?
Ciao, Harry! I think maybe you
need a little assist, huh?
Thank God, Luigi!
No, not exactly!
My God! Tony!
Riza pizza!
Boy, you still look
lousy in glasses.
Who are you?
What's this all about?
I'm your uncle, kid.
I'm Tony Hendon.
I've been keepin'
a close eye on you.
He's a nice kid, you hear me?
He's a good kid.
Jesus! Tony!
I thought you were dead!
- You look good!
- Thanks, baby.
I've had about enough of this.
If you're my uncle, who's that?
This is Luigi Gaudi,
who was killed
in my own apartment,
in my own bed.
What was he doing there
with a woman?
Luigi was staying at my place.
He wanted a hide-away
for the night.
Money's on the bar.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Tony!
I come home,
it's 5:
00 in the morning.He whispered...
I put an obituary in the Atlantic City papers so
that people would think that I was really dead.
Switched passports with Luigi and
booked a flight out of the country,
but first I made sure that
Dear nephew Harry,
I've done some
bad things in my life,
but my heart has
always stayed innocent.
What I ask of you is this,
put my heart in
a heart-shaped box
and bury it at sea.
Where are the diamonds?
Right where my
taxidermist friend put it.
Right here.
Where good ol' Luigi's heart used to be.
All right, nobody move.
Nobody move.
Now, now, now, listen to me.
I am a law abiding citizen
who has been forced to go
Manipulated and arrested
and shot at.
Now, my sister thought she was
going to start a whole new life
and live happily ever after and leave me
holding the bag. You forgot one thing, Rita.
You can only push
an optometrist so far.
Now it's Vinnie's turn.
This wonderful little woman and
I are going to start a new life
where not you and not
your husband's hoodlums
and not even Mary Alice or her
mother can possibly find us.
Where are the diamonds?
S'il vous plat.
Here! And, Vinnie,
I'm sorry for everything.
I apologize. Really.
I've been just terrible.
And wish you both
a wonderful life.
- Well...
- Let's go.
Come, waive the gun.
Oh. Mmm.
Well, I'm off!
Wait a minute! What about the
Universal Dog Home of Brooklyn?
And what about your nephew? He smuggled diamonds
for you and he could have been arrested or killed.
And what about me?
All right.
To you, Miss Glick,
amount of 10,000 dollars,
made out to
his favorite charity.
And to you, Harry,
this $500 chip out of my own pocket.
Not too bad, huh?
You're a good kid, Harry!
As for you, Rita...
Hold that thought.
Would you excuse us, please?
This is a personal matter.
Get in the closet.
- After you.
- Mm-hmm.
Hey! Thanks so much for understanding.
All right.
I know I killed
your best friend.
Accidentally.
But you took those diamonds
and you ran out on me.
Can't we call it even?
We're in Europe,
like we planned.
With the money!
We got the rest of our lives ahead of us!
I hope not.
I'll just lock it, shall I?
That would be a wonderful idea.
I'm out of here.
Let's not be hasty!
Dominique!
Well...
Well...
- Here we are.
- Yes.
Here we are.
You were very brave.
- So were you.
- No. Really.
The way you...
You stood up for the dog home
and with that gun in your face.
You are a very brave person.
Miss Glick.
- Annabel.
- Annabel.
This week is
paid for in advance.
And I have plenty of pocket money, plus my
uncle's infallible system for roulette.
Yes?
What I'm trying to say is...
Why don't you stay?
Stay here?
With you?
For a whole week just enjoying myself?
No, I definitely
couldn't do that.
Here.
Come and have a look at this.
I'm not exactly what you'd call
a spontaneous person
or anything.
I have no sense of humor. And I'm not
fun to be around in the morning.
This is perfect.
All we're missing is a dog.
I am not the sort of person who
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