Lucky Stiff Page #3
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I'm going to the casino.
Aren't you taking him?
As you must know, Uncle hasn't
specified anything for himself tonight.
So I'm off to try out his infallible
system for roulette. On my own time.
Well, I'll just come with you to make
sure you play the right numbers.
Suit yourself.
Good night, Uncle Anthony.
Ah!
Oh, my God!
My boyfriend's back.
Ah! I look awful!
Look at my hair.
Oh, cleavage okay.
Glasses off!
Okay!
Okay, so I shot you.
But you cheated on me.
Can't we call it even?
No, no, no, no, please hear me out.
You are the only man
I ever loved.
And I am the only woman
who will ever make you happy.
Let's not throw that away, Tony.
Especially now.
We're in Europe Like we planned.
With the money!
And we've got the rest
Ah! Ha!
You got it. Continue.
Bravo, bravo.
Oh, my God!
Chips, chips, chips.
Et bonjour!
Place your bets, please.
How could you do this?
How could you stand there watching
little balls spin round and round
that need solving?
You are the most selfish person
I've ever met.
Now you listen to me,
Miss Glick.
For the first time in my life,
my luck has changed.
I'm on a winning streak.
I'm not about to give up the
one and only chance I ever had.
Not to a pack of mangy, flea-ridden
mongrels, and certainly not to you.
Yeah!
Mr. Witherspoon.
This is a real gun in your ribs.
Be very, very quiet.
Who are you?
What do you want?
I want you to start moving towards
that door pushing my Tony.
- Your Tony?
- My dead Tony. Now move!
Rita!
What are you doing?
You're not wearing your glasses.
Is that a gun?
- This is Harry Witherspoon.
- Miss Glick, get ready to...
Lunatic!
- Are you crazy?
- You don't shoot a gun in a casino!
Don't fight me!
Help! He has a gun!
Oh, no, wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait!
Where is it?
Where are you?
Hurry, that woman was crazy!
Where's the key? Damn!
- That could be her.
- Quick!
Calm, just...
Okay, okay, okay. Calm down.
Please, God, let me
find my glasses!
That woman went into my room.
Security made a big mistake.
Just a misunderstanding.
I feel so silly.
Thank you so much.
I can't believe I locked
myself out of my own room.
- Mr. Witherspoon.
- - I should tip you.
- And...
- Oh.
Schmuck.
No!
Where is he?
Someone's taken him.
Who could have taken him? Oh, my God!
You're insane!
You're a homicidal maniac!
You scared me. You came up behind me.
There they are!
Damn.
- I got to get this thing fixed.
- - Wait for me!
Door, door, door!
Hold that door!
You've won, Miss Glick.
Yes! Yes, I have!
And the dogs will be very happy.
And I am very happy.
Well, I hope you enjoy the rest of your very happy
life in Brooklyn with the dogs, Miss Glick.
I'm looking for a woman with glasses,
brandishing a gun, um...
Not really brandishing.
Wild waving blindly.
But there's a huge amount
of money at stake.
Hello.
Why don't you
You're very understanding.
But wait. There's a loophole.
Loophole.
- Yes, it's not your fault your uncle was stolen.
- No.
- And you've fulfilled every last one of his wishes up until now.
- Yes.
And there's nothing else
planned until tomorrow morning.
Yes! Yes!
Ergo, Mr. Witherspoon,
you have not yet lost.
Even though technically
I could win on an appeal.
Miss Glick, you mean
there's still a chance?
You have until
11:
00 a.m. tomorrow.Now come on.
- We're looking for a sweet old man.
- Very dignified.
- Wore a hat.
- - He'll be sitting in a wheelchair.
Have you seen him?
Oh, follow me.
Very good. Very good.
and the second line.
Ooh, I just... I feel like I should
be going to find my sister somewhere.
Maybe...
Can we just, um...
Please!
We just have to find the maid.
That's all.
But she had a gun.
- The other maid.
- Which one?
The one who took Uncle
and left the sheets.
There's more than
Yes! One has a gun.
One has Uncle.
And there may be others.
Mr. Witherspoon.
Mr. Witherspoon?
Let's be friends, huh?
Rita? Rita?
Rita?
Stop before you do something
we'll both be sorry for.
Rita!
This is your brother speaking.
Wherever you are,
give yourself...
Up.
Pauvre chri, a sister who blames
you for crime you don't commit.
And a little
heart-shaped box.
How much you say is in it?
Her husband will kill me.
My husband will kill me.
Dog Home will kill me.
I'll kill myself.
Rita?
Vinnie, you have allergies!
No! No! No!
Wait! Uncle!
No!
Oh, come on. I don't think we're gonna
find him and we're running out of time.
He could be halfway
out at sea by now
You have something...
Ugh!
You did your best.
Thanks.
Um, you too.
Sorry!
Well,
I should be going.
Uh, Miss Glick,
would you have a drink?
No, I couldn't.
It's an occasion.
How often will we ever lose six
million dollars in one day?
I don't drink very often.
Uncle wouldn't want his
champagne to go to waste.
And besides,
I don't want to drink on my own.
Okay, just one.
To Uncle.
To Mr. Hendon.
- Okay, well...
- Wait.
- I feel another toast coming on.
- No more for me. Really.
Miss Glick, this is...
Dom Perignon.
To Monte Carlo.
Most beautiful place I've ever been.
Probably ever will be.
I'm glad I got to see it once.
So what will you do now?
Oh, go back to
East Grinstead, I suppose.
Shoe salesman, right?
Loafer season
starts next week, so...
Mmm.
And you? What will you do?
Oh, I'm protesting the leash
laws in Prospect Park.
Change of subject.
I have a toast to make.
Then this is an occasion.
this in East Grinstead.
Oh! Hey, look.
Isn't that the Dog Star?
I hope not.
Quick. Make a wish!
No, you go ahead.
true on the Dog Star.
Then I'll make one for you.
There!
What will I do
without you, Miss Glick?
Get back.
Telegram for Mr. Harry Witherspoon.
Is he in?
I'll take it!
I'm his landlady.
What? What is it?
Shh. Shh.
- Miss Glick.
- Mr. Witherspoon.
Oh, we must have been
very drunk.
- This is totally embarrassing.
- I never intended...
- I hope you don't think
that I'm the kind of person
who just goes out and has fun.
such a thing of you.
I don't remember
very much, do you?
Uh, not very much.
- How much?
- A little.
Oh, this is very unprofessional.
Yes?
Laundry delivery.
Does this belong to monsieur?
I don't believe it!
Yes, yes, he's mine. Ours.
Monsieur's linens
have been changed.
Bye-bye!
Wait. Where are you going?
To use your bathroom
and then back to Brooklyn.
What do you mean back to Brooklyn?
I've got Uncle back.
Yes, well, Someone else from the
dog home can come follow you now.
Maybe, uh, Mr. Butterworth
or Mr. Chen.
I don't want Mr. Chen.
I want you to chase me.
Well, I've got a million
things to do, you know.
I got...
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