M*A*S*H Page #2
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- 1972
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HAWKEYE:
Pretty near. What do you know about
DUKE:
C.O. is Colonel Blake. Lieutenant
Colonel Henry Braymore Blake. One of
them regular army clowns. Push you
around so it's hard to get any decent
work done.
HAWKEYE:
We got to head them off, right at
the start. Push them around first.
They have exchanged the bottle a couple of times. In the act
of raising it to his mouth, Hawkeye looks toward the hospital
doorway.
HAWKEYE:
I think we already caught their eye.
Two MPs have emerged from the hospital administration offices
and are heading toward them. Hawkeye goes into action quickly,
starting the Jeep engine.
DUKE:
What's the initials 'MP' stand for,
Hawkeye?
HAWKEYE:
Shore Patrol, Duke. Let's go!
The Jeep starts off at its maximum takeoff speed and
accelerates dangerously as it careens out of the hospital
grounds.
TIME LAPSE:
EXT. ROAD NEAR OUIJONGBU – DAY
Hawkeye and Duke are driving the Jeep along the muddy road –
they come upon a sign which fills a large part of the screen:
"Last chance before Peking". A short distance behind the
sign, it is now revealed are three parked U.S. Army trucks,
in front of which parades a group of Korean prostitutes from
fourteen to forty-five.
Despite the autumn weather, their costumes, mixed American
mail order and Korean, are chosen for seductive appeal rather
than warmth.
HAWKEYE:
Must be the Famous Curb Service Whore
–
(pronounced 'howah')
House. You in the market Duke?
DUKE:
(in negation)
I done my shopping in Seoul last
night.
They now have a fairly clear view of a GI and a Korean female
lying in tight formation in the bed on one of the trucks,
their activity only partially concealed by a blanket.
DUKE:
Curb service is right.
TIME LAPSE:
EXT. APPROACH TO 4077TH MASH – DAY
Hawkeye stops the Jeep as they come to a place in the road
where they can get a downward look at their future home. The
river valley in which the 4077th Mash is situated is almost
surrounded by mountains. The components of the post are spread
out in a rough horseshoe with a large compound of level ground
in the middle. At the closed end of the horseshoe is the
main hospital building, made of wood with a tin roof marked
by a large red cross; everything else is canvas. To the left
of the main building are strung out the Admitting Ward,
Laboratory, Dental Clinic, Mess Hall, PX, Showers Tent, Barber
Tent and the Enlisted Men's Tents. On the right side are the
Postop Ward, Officers' Tents, Nurses' Tents, Korean Domestics'
Tents and finally, the Officers' Club. In the f.g., from
Duke and Hawkeye's angle are four helicopters belonging to
the 5th Air Rescue Squadron, and the signs we have already
seen marking the post and the 38th Parallel.
HAWKEYE:
Well, there it is. Jesus!
DUKE:
The spot we picked to spend the
winter. Maybe we ought to look a
little harder.
BRIEF TIME LAPSE:
As Hawkeye and Duke enter. The large tent has two floor levels
separated by a railing into a section for officers and one
for enlisted men, the two groups being much closer to
numerical equality here than in an ordinary military
installation. There is a further voluntary piece of
segregation within the officers' section: the men – medical
officers plus a couple of administrative officers and a
helicopter pilot – are at one long, rectangular table; the
nurses, ranging in rank from second lieutenant to captain,
at another.
Hawkeye starts to lead the way to an empty table in the
officers' section, but Duke calls his attention to the
outstanding feature of the nurses' table: LIEUTENANT DISH,
24, blonde and clearly, even in her winter fatigues, the
sexiest looking nurse in military history.
DUKE:
What do you think of that piece of
scenery, Yankee boy?
HAWKEYE:
Finest kind. We'll sit where we can
get the best view.
Accordingly, they select seats close to the nurses and facing
the Lieutenant. Some personnel are on duty in the hospital
during this lunch period, but beside Dish, two of the
following three nurses with whom we will become acquainted
are present here:
KNOCKO, who is black, a captain in her thirties, solidly
built, very strong and very competent in her job; LESLIE,
also a captain, not more than thirty, bright, attractive,
cheerful, the kind of girl that brings out the latent male
matrimonial instinct but who, strangely, is treated as
inviolate by the by the sex-starved men of the post; and
LIEUTENANT SCORCH, who can't match Dish or Leslie by physical
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