M*A*S*H Page #4
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- Year:
- 1972
- 25 min
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MURRHARDT:
He said anytime. Day and night, seven
days a week. The players change but
the game never stops.
HENRY:
(to Hawkeye and Duke)
You'll be living with Major Burns.
O'Reilly!
Before his name is uttered, Radar has already risen from the
enlisted men's group, and is now at Henry's side.
RADAR:
Sir?
HENRY:
Don't do that, Radar! You make me
nervous.
RADAR:
Sir?
HENRY:
Don't come so quickly when I call. I
want you to take these officers...
RADAR:
To Major Burns' tent. Yes, sir.
HENRY:
Stop that, O'Rielly!
RADAR:
Sir?
HENRY:
Oh, get out of here!
RADAR:
Yes, Colonel.
BRIEF TIME LAPSE:
EXT. / INT. "THE SWAMP" (PRESENTLY FRANK'S TENT) – DAY
Hawkeye and Duke drag their bags from the Jeep, which Radar
drives away. They look over their new residence, a standard
army tent, square with peaked roof, a wooden door attached
to the canvas. Then as they approach it, they become aware
of a youthful Korean voice reading, in heavily accented
English, words that have no meaning for the speaker.
HO-JON'S VOICE (O.S.)
'Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death... '
DUKE:
Jesus Christ!
HAWKEYE:
One of his ancestors, I think.
HO-JON'S VOICE (O.S.)
'I shall fear no evil for Thou art
with me...'
They open the door of the tent and go in. There are three
canvas cots with sleeping bags on them, a plank floor, an
oil stove, electric light, a few crude shelves, one table
and one chair plus assorted crates serving as same.
MAJOR FRANK BURNS, 35, from Wisconsin, is sitting on one of
the two more favorably situated cots listening to HO-JON, a
Korean boy of 16, read from the Bible. He corrects the word
that has given Ho-Jon the most trouble.
FRANK:
Thou. For Thou art with me.
(sees Duke and Hawkeye,
jumps up)
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
DUKE:
What the hell's going on here?
FRANK:
This is Ho-Jon, my houseboy. Our
houseboy. I'm teaching him English.
DUKE:
Where's he gonna use that kind of
talk? 'The valley of the shadow of
death.' Wait a minute, Ho-Jon...
(rummages in barracks
bag)
I got something for you.
He takes out sex magazine, gives it to Ho-Jon in such a way
that we see the nude on the cover, but Frank doesn't.
DUKE:
(to Frank)
Little light reading matter. Just
right for his age.
HAWKEYE:
(to Duke)
Well, southern boy, I suppose you
want the sack that's convenient to
the door.
DUKE:
And gets the wind every time it opens.
No, thanks. I'll take that one.
He indicates the unoccupied cot which, like Frank's, is at
the rear of the tent with the stove between it and the front
door. Hawkeye shrugs and reaches into his barracks bag.
HAWKEYE:
Let's choose for it.
(finds baseball bat,
hands it to Duke)
You toss.
Duke tosses the bat vertically in the air. As it comes down
Hawkeye grabs it expertly at the tape with his left hand.
Duke puts his left hand above that, and Duke is left with
his right hand waving in the air with nothing to grab.
HAWKEYE:
(to Ho-Jon)
Part of your education. Always use
your own bat.
He tosses Valpac onto the desired cot.
TIME LAPSE:
It's pretty full already and more wounded are being brought
in by corpsmen. In contrast to the opening scene, where the
casualties were a generalized fact seen at a distance, in
this scene they are viewed individually and at close range,
and the effect, both on the eye and the ear, is almost
unbearable. Hawkeye, in a white gown as are all the surgeons
and nurses, moves from a patient he has just examined to one
who is letting out a number of unintelligible SOUNDS mixed
in with such clear and frequently repeated words as "Christ,"
"Mother," "God damn" and "Please." As Hawkeye approaches,
Lieutenant Scorch removes enough of the bandaging done in
the field to display an abdomen with part of its contents on
the outside.
HAWKEYE:
Two-man job. How much blood has he
had?
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