Mac & Devin Go to High School Page #8

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Concentrated,

everyday I'm faded

Tree's prepared

and properly cultivated

I nursed 'em, sprayed down,

no chemicals

Just me and my buddy,

ya hear me now

Never treat ya wrong,

to each his own

Snoop and Wiz

the new Cheech and Chong

We up in smoke,

making street schemes

Wiz, do you remember the first

time you heard a Snoop song?

I remember I was

in preschool,

and my mom had one of them

ghetto-ass homegirls.

And uh...

They love you.

And it was when Doggy Style

first came out.

I was like, oh man,

what is this?

Like, it sounded

so crazy to me.

High school nigga what

the f*** you think

I'm passing all my classes

with flying colors

And everyday I'm high

as a motherf***er

When was the first time

you heard Wiz?

The song I love,

but now I know I ain't

livin' right,

but it feels good.

I'm like, oh, that's pimpin',

you know what I'm sayin'?

Like the way he was

in pocket in there.

My oldest son was playing it,

so you know,

he pulled me to the side

and was like, Pops,

you need to get with him.

'Cause he's the one,

not the two.

Sun roof open,

smoking while I'm rolling

My b*tches only notice

it if its potent

Bottle of Perignon,

we can go kick it by the ocean

Get in between your legs

Join roaches and ashes

all in your bed

You calling her babe,

she calling me instead

Cause I put that game

all in her head

She saw the crib,

she know that I'm balling

When he ain't have nothing

he used to stall em

Now I'm with the Boss Dogg,

all the bad hos want him

And my pockets on swole,

I'm talking Rick Ross big

And now when we shop we don't

care what the cost is

Rolling up good,

smoking that bomb sh*t

Blow a whole OZ,

nigga that's boss sh*t

Now she all f*** her man,

rubber bands in my pocket

Getting money,

going hard for my profit

Bad b*tch keep the joint

stuffed like stockings

Come on, ya'll

I'm smokin'

everywhere I go

Is that the level

of excellence,

the course that

you guys are reaching for?

Yeah, absolutely.

Snoop's a legend, man, and uh,

he's been doing it forever.

And I also told him,

one of greatest things

I look up to him is for

his longevity in the game.

He's still right out

here with all of us.

You know what I'm saying?

I smoke that,

fire that good that,

We welcome

you to high school

We do just what we like to

We cordially invite you

Now roll up

and get high to it

We welcome you

to high school

We do just like we like to

We cordially invite you

Now roll up

and get high to it

Get high to it

I'm smoking

everywhere I go

No stick, no seeds,

just Al Green

You know, I feel like we,

like Wiz is like my brother

from another mother.

You know what I'm saying?

We- we equal,

we eye to eye

because we do everything

the same way.

It's like, if I could,

you know, die and come back,

I'd come back as Wiz Khalifa.

Can you believe that?

Wow. Wow.

I smoke that, fire that,

good that good that

I always gotta

keep one rolled.

I always looked up to him.

And when I found out he was

a fan and embraced what I do,

you know,

it really just gave me

that go hard and that motivation

to keep doing what I'm doing.

As well as, you know,

he's the dopest there ever is

and ever will be.

And I'm kinda tight, too,

so we might as well just give

that to people, you know?

No stick, no seeds,

just Al Green

I always gotta

keep one rolled

I keep that, need that,

got that

Between me and you,

we got that b*tch.

That's a- a serious XM hit.

Oh, man.

I smoke that, fire that,

good that good that

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