Mac & Devin Go to High School Page #7

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dippin' away,

time keeps slippin' away,

zippin' the safe,

flippin' for pay

Tippin' like I'm drippin'

in paint

Up front, four blunts,

Khalifa put the weed in a J

So what we get drunk

So what we smoke weed

We're just havin' fun

We don't care who sees

So what we go out

That's how

it's supposed to be

Living young and wild

and free

Yeah

Roll one, smoke one,

when you live like this,

you're supposed to party

Roll one, smoke one,

and we all just havin' fun

So we just roll one,

smoke one,

when you live like this

you're supposed to party

Roll one, smoke one,

and we all just havin' fun

So what we get drunk

So what we smoke weed

We're just havin' fun

We don't care who sees

So what we go out

That's how

it's supposed to be

Living young and wild

and free

So what we get drunk

So what we smoke weed

We're just havin' fun

We don't care who sees

So what we go out

That's how

it's supposed to be

Living young and wild

and free

Yeah.

High school, man.

Hey, Wiz, I'm gonna get with

you at third period tomorrow.

[ cheering ]

I own this p*ssy.

You can't handle

all this dick.

You can't handle it.

Knees Down!

Have a little party

at my crib

And all the weed is rolled

that's how it is

When you f***ing

with some OG niggas

Blowing OG smoke

Don't even gotta ask,

you already know

We 'bout to go

Have a little party

at my crib

And all the weed is rolled

that's how it is

When you f***ing

with some OG niggas

Blowing OG smoke

Don't even gotta ask,

you already know

We 'bout to go

Young nigga

that's more famous

than these older niggas

Young nigga got my game up

from these older niggas

Motherfuckas hear my name,

I say I told you nigga

I was taught to count my

paper 'fore I told it nigga

Now look at my chains,

all them things frozen nigga

Rolling up my Mary Jane

before I smoke it wit ya

Hit this J, I bet this be

a day you don't remember

Looking at the top and

I don't see not one condenter

Cooking out the pot, I like

my weed for lunch and dinner

Got some cookies in the jar,

OG in the blender

You paying for quantity, but

quality is what you spend for

If there's a marijuana-ology,

I'll be your mentor

And all about this chronic

leaf is what you in for

So give your parents my

apology for me again or..

I just did my first

motherfuckin' scene ever,

ever acting in history.

I just did it, so...

That nigga, the way he's

handlin' that sh*t, nigga.

That nigga got Golden Globe.

Nigga, watch.

We gonna work with it, man.

And if I start to suck,

just let me know.

Just be like, you suck.

You're horrible.

Get real, you're terrible.

And the Golden Globe

for best new actor...

Wiz Khalifa...

I knew it'd be big,

but I've never seen

anything this big.

Oh, baby, just put it

in your mouth.

It's a new black blunt I got.

I feel you, 'cause

it's a white blunt.

It's a long, fat, hot,

steamy, juicy, succulent...

I can't fit it

all in my mouth.

Yes you can, baby.

Nice and... Go aaaah.

Aaaah.

You're a grown ass nigga

still in school.

That's how I really was,

for real.

I flunked twice.

How old was you

when you graduated?

I didn't graduate.

I just dropped the f*** out.

When I seen my little brother

in the classroom with me,

I was like, I'm gone.

F*** that.

How you work this?

Just push the button--

Don't, it's already down.

All you do is hit, hit it.

Try it right now.

And this go in here?

Uh-huh.

Oh, wow.

You ain't got to do nothin'

but just hit it, huh?

That's- that's straight dope

right there, though.

That's cool, right?

That aint' got no cut on it.

That's straight uncut.

You can taste the THC

and everything.

That's why it's a vaporizer.

Oh, wow.

It has everything.

What's up, yo?

Where the b*tches at?

They're in my pee pee hole.

Let's go, let's do it!

Knees Down is a kid

in a wheelchair

that fucks a lot of hot b*tches.

'Cause he has a big dick.

I got hydraulics.

Hydraulics.

Flippin' switches,

flippin switches,

flippin' switches.

I'm having trouble with

this word right here,

I can't seem to pronounce,

announciate it right.

So, if it's T-E-T,

that's tet.

Uh-huh, tet.

And then R-A-H

is rah.

Trah.

No. Rah.

So then, tet-rah.

Trah.

Tetra.

Hydro. You know that.

H-Y-D-R-O.

Yeah. Tet-

I know that word.

Tetrahydro.

Cannabino.

Cannabino.

C-A-N-N-A-B-I-N-O.

So, tetrahydrocannabino.

Yes, Mr. Johnson.

He's so smart.

He's gonna f***in' graduate.

I mean, freakin' graduate.

Thank you.

Remember that?

What was that,

the big bad wolf?

Wow, what big eyes you have.

Yeah. The better to see this

thing I'm gonna put on you.

Oh Pippen, you sure

got long nails.

Yeah.

The better to backslap you with.

Oh, Pippen, you sure got

a lot of hair fallin' down.

Yeah, b*tch, 'cause this

is really, really, really

pimpin' on a b*tch.

All right, good!

Cut!

Is that what

you wanted to do?

God, damn.

I'm pretty sure

that's what he wanted.

See? That's a real

actor for you.

Try-try to keep your head up

so we can see your face.

'Cause the comedy's in your

reactions to like, you know...

No, the comedy

was she did that,

now we're good,

and you got it,

and you're tryin' to make her

do it all over again.

I just want to see you

distressed, you know?

You couldn't feel

my distress?

You want to see it, huh?

Yeah.

Okay, I got you.

I'm a actor.

Yes, you are.

You didn't ask uh,

Lawrence of Olivier

this sh*t when he was

shootin' his scene

on the mountaintop and he had

to stand up there for four hours

and do this sh*t over and over.

You didn't say, Lawrence,

how you feel?

You just said, action,

and Lawrence delivered

his lines.

Yeah, we liked him.

But get rid

of this motherf***er.

Let me tell you

something, nigga.

We dealin' with

some real niggas,

we don't deal with

all that sh*t,

script supervisor,

or continuity.

We may or we may not.

What the f*** are

you talking about?

[ beat playing ]

Turkey bacon,

smellin' b*tches

Turkey bacon,

smellin' b*tches

Turkey bacon,

smellin' b*tches

Turkey bacon,

smellin' b*tches

Turkey bacon,

smellin' b*tches

Turkey bacon,

smellin' b*tches

Turkey bacon

Turkey bacon

Turkey bacon

Turkey bacon

Raisin toast

Raisin toast

Turkey bacon

Turkey bacon

Turkey bacon,

turkey bacon,

turkey bacon,

turkey bacon,

turkey bacon, turkey bacon,

smellin' b*tches

Turkey bacon,

smellin' b*tches

Concentrate

Every day I'm faded

Trees prepared

and properly cultivated

I nurse, I spray em' down,

no chemicals

Just me and my buddy

You hear me now?

Never treat you wrong

To each his own

Snoop and Wiz

The new Cheech and Chong

We do, we do, we do.

'Cause we smoke

And we blow

And you know

Here we go

I'm smoking everywhere I go

No stick, no seeds,

just Al Green

I always gotta

keep one rolled

I keep that,

need that, got that

I'm rolling

every gram I own

That purp, that bomb,

that kush

Don't gotta understand,

they know

I smoke that, fire that,

good that good that

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