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Synopsis: In the Dzhugdzhur Mountains, Eastern Siberia, the criminal Dieter Von Cunth steals a Russian X5 nuclear warhead. Colonel James Faith travels to Rio Bamba, Ecuador, with the efficient Lieutenant Dixon Piper to summon the retired special operative MacGruber to retrieve the X5. MacGruber is considered deceased after the death of his beloved wife Casey by his archenemy Cunth in their wedding. MacGruber teams up with Piper and Vicki St. Elmo and they learn that the evil Cunth intends to use the warhead to destroy Washington D.C.
Director(s): Jorma Taccone
Production: Universal/Rogue Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
R
Year:
2010
90 min
$8,000,000
Website
1,184 Views


I gotta admit,

I'm kind of glad

you're still alive.

'Cause there's something I've been wanting

to say to you for a long, long time.

Hey, Cunth,

suck your own dick.

Come and get it.

What the f***?

Where is it?

It was blown up

in the explosion.

You are shitting me!

Are we done here?

God damn it!

Are we... No, we're not done here!

Piper!

F*** you, dude!

I do.

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Will Forte

Orville Willis "Will" Forte IV (; born June 17, 1970) is an American actor, comedian, impressionist, writer and producer. His work includes being a cast member on Saturday Night Live, and the creator and star of the sitcom The Last Man on Earth. After obtaining a history degree at the University of California, Los Angeles and becoming a financial broker like his father, Forte changed his career path to comedy and took classes with the improvisational comedy group The Groundlings. He soon found he favored writing best, and he worked as a writer on That '70s Show, before he auditioned for Saturday Night Live (SNL). He joined SNL in 2002, spending eight years as a cast member on the show, where he performed offbeat sketches. His most famous role on the show led to a feature film adaptation, MacGruber (2010), that preceded his departure from the program. Forte took various roles in comedy films, before starring in the drama film Nebraska (2013). Forte created, wrote and starred in his own television sitcom, The Last Man on Earth, which premiered on Fox from 2015 to 2018. He was nominated for three Primetime Emmy Awards, for acting and writing for the series. more…

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