Machete Kills Page #2
We figure he's laired-up
in the jungle somewhere
since our satellites
can't pinpoint him.
Our only lead is
this prizewinner,
a working girl, goes
by the name of Cereza.
Find her, find Mendez.
Where can I find her?
In Acapulco.
Her information, including the address
to her brothel, is in this dossier.
Uh, uh, uh.
First, I'm gonna need
something from you.
See, even here,
people talk about Machete.
The man.
The myth.
The legend.
I just wanna know the
legend inside and out.
I just lost someone.
Why don't you let me turn that
frown upside down, Papi?
How long
since you've been back?
Since before the wall went up.
It's a run and gun
free-for-all out there.
Acapulco is a war zone,
and we're dropping you
right in the middle of it.
Here. It's a direct
line to yours truly.
You get into a pinch, you just
It's good for calls,
texts, tweets.
Machete don't tweet.
You do now.
You ready for this?
Good luck on that pageant.
I'm gonna need
a lot more than luck!
Did you see the ass
on Miss Corpus Christi?
All right.
For all of you new girls,
it's peso-p*ssy Tuesday.
So keep your panties dropped, your legs
spread, and your snatch well-oiled,
'cause you're not walking any
straight lines tomorrow.
As you know,
every jerk-off low-life from
this side of Rio Grande
is gonna pile through that door
as soon as the sun comes down,
so get them off
and get them out.
And, ladies, every stiff pecker
in my parlor pays to play.
No freebies.
Those are house rules.
Doors open in five minutes.
You're early, handsome.
But then again, the early
bird gets the fresh egg.
I'm looking for a girl.
And I'm looking at a man that
came to the right place.
Pick your poison.
This is the one I want.
Why this one?
Best in Mexico.
Have a seat on the couch,
lover boy.
I'll go fetch her for you.
Where's the girl?
Upstairs. Room six.
But don't go.
You'll miss the peepshow.
I blew my wad, lover boy.
Get him!
Who the f*** are you?
Machete.
I've heard Mendez speak of you.
You want to use me
to get to him?
Take me.
Now.
Cereza!
I said no freebies.
You know, the first thing we are
taught is to defend ourselves.
Any one of us
could have killed you.
You think my mom had bite?
Mendez is gonna gut
you like a game hen.
That was your mother?
You're here to kill him,
aren't you?
Look, don't be
a f***ing hero, man.
Mendez is many things, but
merciful is not one of them.
He'll skin you alive for
laying your hands on me.
I'm his cereza, his virgin.
Mendez isn't who
you think he is.
The terrible things he did, he
did them for the greater good.
All he truly wants
is a better Mexico.
Machete, you have to promise me
you'll spare his life
and help him.
Please, Machete.
If you've ever loved
anyone, you'd understand.
Do nothing, say nothing,
or you're dead.
Who's this?
New bodyguard.
Mother's orders.
Go ahead, Zaror.
Call it in.
Tell Mendez the muscle
comes or I don't.
Yes.
So here's the thing.
He's lost his mind. There
are two sides to him now.
Some days he's Mendez the
Revolutionary, fighting for the people.
But other days he's
Mendez the Madman,
reliving his cartel glory.
It's a toss-up which
one you're gonna get.
So he'll either hug you
or he'll kill you.
His condition gets worse every day.
The boss has a message
for you, Machete.
End of message.
WOW!
Look what the little
whore dragged in.
Machete Cortez.
Yes, I've heard your stories.
People still sing
songs about you.
Raise your hand
if you have sung a song
about our friend Machete here.
Only son of a b*tch who gets his
praises sung around here is me.
So tell me, Machete, what did
you think of my Cereza, huh?
It's a shame
I had to let her go,
but by bringing you here
she betrayed me.
She was trying to save you.
You know what this is?
This is the enema
I plan to fire up
the a**hole of
the United States.
Why, Mendez?
Because our people don't
need songs or stories.
They need action.
There's other ways.
The motherfuckers
run this country,
the corrupt politicians,
the media, hiding the truth,
and the cartels killing anything and
anyone who stands in their path.
The US is responsible
for a lot of this.
So since they don't take care
of their part of the problem,
then we will send our part
of the problem to them.
You're crazy.
With a capital muchacho.
I know why
you're here, Machete.
You work for
the enemy now, huh?
Mmm.
Just another Pancho
I got news for you, cabrn.
Killing me ain't in the cards.
'Cause I am the ticking, ticking
wrath of Mexico, motherf***er.
Thanks to my good doctor here,
that missile's system
is linked right into my heart.
Washington will become
Disarm it.
There's only two men in the
world who know how to do that.
Correction, one.
Who's the other one?
The one who created this
beautiful device, of course.
I'm afraid you are f***ed.
Your mission is over, cabrn.
You have failed.
Machete don't fail.
What you gonna do,
you gonna kill me?
That's a motherfucking
bomb, pendejo!
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill your men, steal your
choppers, get you over the wall.
Leave him to me!
And find the other one
that can disarm you.
Shoot me!
Let me take care
of him. Please.
You won't make it, amigo.
Even if we get out
of here alive,
my men are instructed
to put a bounty on my head.
$10 million.
We won't survive a mile,
let alone the border.
And the best part is,
the fail-safe on my ticker
here just went live.
You have 24 hours, my friend.
$10 million! If the assassins
don't get us, the cartels will.
Hell, anyone with
a loaded weapon
and a bill to pay
will make a run at us.
And, boy, it's a long way
to the wall.
Yeah? What's the status?
Is he dead?
I have Mendez in custody.
In a chopper.
He's alive.
Wait a second.
Machete, what's this I hear about
Things got complicated.
No sh*t!
You were supposed to take him
out, not give him a joyride
on the Good Ship Lollipop!
Damn it, I didn't recruit you
for your sense of compassion.
Machete kills.
That's what he does! He
doesn't save the bad guys!
Now shoot that motherf***er!
If he dies, you die. The
missile is wired to his heart.
Come again?
Machete, can it be disarmed?
Only where it was made.
VozTech.
VozTech is the biggest weapons
supplier to our military!
You want to bring him all the way
back to the f***ing manufacturer?
I need your help
getting him across the border.
This is part of something big.
I can feel it.
Not happening.
Last time I sent a black
op team into Mexico,
they got dead and I got
the Oval ass-f***.
You're on our own, Machete.
We cannot help you until you're
out of Mexico. You hear me?
Get the hell out of there
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