Machete Kills Page #3
as fast as you can!
Machete, double-time it
to the border.
I'll assist you as
much as possible,
but you've got
to move your ass!
Oh, what happened?
You don't remember?
I have this condition,
I'm afraid.
I seem to switch
personalities unexpectedly.
You tried to kill yourself.
You strapped a bomb
to your chest.
Then it seems events
are already in motion.
the revolution. And you are?
Machete.
Oh, Machete.
I've heard of you.
People sing songs about you...
We've had this talk already.
Come on, get up.
I didn't hurt anyone, did I?
You had Cereza killed.
Then I'm a monster
and I must die.
Let's go.
I will lay down my life
for the cause.
And if you choose to
remain in my company,
I fear you will become
its casualty, as well.
Come on.
Should've kept
up with your Spanish there, son.
Sounds like we may be able to
string up this piata after all.
Let's get on it, Clebourne.
Sounds like bean-fried Pedros
are back in season.
Come on!
You wouldn't happen
to have a Popsicle
my ass, would you?
A martini. Extra dirty.
Two olives.
All we have is tequila
and Chango.
Right.
For a moment there, I forgot I was
in a black hole of sophistication.
Chango it is.
Although, your limited
selection of Mexican beer
is not what brings me here.
So what does?
You do, Carlos.
But it can't be.
They say you don't have a face.
They say you don't exist.
I may not exist,
but this gun does.
You don't have to do this!
You can tell whoever hired you
that I'll give back the money.
This isn't about
the money, Carlos,
and it isn't about my employer.
It's about ethics.
Now if I don't shoot you
square in the face,
I would be violating a contractual
obligation and, well...
Please.
Don't beg.
Emotional confrontations
make me very uncomfortable.
How much for the Change?
50 cents.
I'm gonna give you 75.
Do you have change
for a dollar?
I don't know
where the hell we are.
Excuse me.
We're a little lost. Any chance
I could.
The trouble is, you've seen my
face and I've just changed.
I'm truly sorry, ma'am.
It's just a matter of time and
place not meeting in your favor.
I am lost.
Can you help me with directions?
Is there a bus
that goes nearby?
"Maneater."
That's what they used to call me
when I was just a little girl.
I didn't know what that meant,
but that never stopped my daddy
from coming into my bed
after a night of drinking.
So, one night, I gave
him what he deserved.
with my teeth!
The next day,
I went to school with pieces
of him still in my braces.
I became what he always
said I was, a maneater.
I despise men.
I can't trust them.
I think that
And now my little
Cereza lays dead
because of that reason.
And that's where you come in.
As random as a selection
as you might be,
you're still a man, Papi,
and I am f***ing famished!
Madame?
Yes?
We've found them.
Mendez and Machete.
Bring me my double-D's.
Gather all the girls.
We're going
to avenge my Cereza.
Hey! You want Mendez?
Here I am!
You read my mind, Machete.
Yup. Yup. Yup, this is the
perfect place for my last meal.
Give me and my friend here a
plate of your finest cabrito.
And bring some bread and wine,
too, please. Thank you.
See, Machete, you're the
only one who doesn't want me dead.
Puta madre, Machete.
What the hell are you
doing back in Mexico?
Our federales brothers
were very upset
that you abandoned us
in the heat of battle.
I heard you moved to the US and
cleaned rich people's pools, huh?
Put the gun down.
This man's a murderer.
He killed 13 federales
in cold blood.
13 crooked federales.
Dirty lint in
Los Cuerpo's pocket.
How the f*** do
you know that, puto?
I was undercover.
An agent?
There's no agents in Mexico.
You're looking at Mexico's first,
last, and only secret agent.
Give me one f***ing good reason
I shouldn't shoot him
like the dog that he is.
If he dies, thousands in
Washington die with him.
And if he lives?
How many more will die?
And why help the US?
'Cause I'm the only one
who can.
You were always
the sensitive one, Machete.
Bloody hell!
It's a Mexican stand-off!
I'm taking him in.
Oh, really? Where?
You will take me straight
to the cartels.
Machete.
This man is a dirty cop.
Shut your f***ing mouth!
Shut up, loco!
You shouldn't have
said that, amigo.
Because if you call me loco, then
I'm afraid loco is what you get!
Hello again, Machete.
Say one more word!
Let's make a better
Mexico, Machete.
All you have to do is pull
that f***ing trigger. Come on.
Come on!
See, Machete?
Justice and law aren't
always the same thing.
What the f*** is going on here?
Where's my cabrito?
Machete!
Hola.
Ah, look at me, top scores.
Forgive my excitement, but I'm
just learning to speak Spanish.
Not by choice, but I can't get the,
uh, CD to change for the life of me.
But f*** it.
When in Rome, right?
Well, I'm trying to find a
Perhaps you've heard of it?
No s, seor.
You haven't heard of it, or "no s,"
you don't understand the question?
Allow me to use
a more useful illustration.
And if you say "no s"
one more time,
I'm gonna put a bullet in your
brain out of sheer frustration.
Now then, Villa Guerrero?
Your sense of direction doesn't
inspire confidence, seor
Allow me to translate.
Damn. I was just starting
to get used to this face.
Ooh.
Muy bien, indeed.
El doctor.
Come quick.
Get the f*** out of here.
I'm performing surgery.
Put him in the bed there.
Where are they?
Still inside.
Okay, you two take the rear.
Machete!
Come out and play!
It's time we had another fling!
And bring that
baby-killer Mendez!
Pucker up, lover boy.
Suck on this!
Ugh, that's disgusting!
So I'm still alive.
Good for you, Machete.
Good for you.
This is the crazy you talking?
I can't continue to
live my life like this.
You used to be cartel.
And then you became
a revolutionary.
Why?
I was never cartel.
I was a secret agent
for the Mexican government.
My mission was
to infiltrate Los Cuerpos.
I had to see things.
I had to do things.
ways that no man ever imagined.
Compromising everything I
believed, I became one of them.
I remember calling
my supervisor,
telling him that I wanted out,
that I wanted my life back.
What I didn't know,
he was dirty.
He had been bought
by the cartels.
They took me to
the killing room
where my wife
and daughter were waiting.
And they made me watch
as they beat them,
tortured them.
And then it happened.
The Madman took over
for the first time.
My wife and baby girl died because I
trusted a system that did not exist.
I realized that if I was
I must do it myself.
I started my own revolution
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