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Synopsis: During an operation of a Mexican Cartel, Machete Cortez and Sartana Rivera intercept the criminals alone, but another group arrives and a masked man kills Sartana. Machete is arrested, accused of killing his beloved Sartana and Sheriff Doakes hangs Machete. But the President of the USA Rathcock pardons and recruits Machete to kill the revolutionary Marcos Mendez that has threatened the USA with a missile with a bomb. Machete goes to San Antonio to meet the Miss San Antonio Blanca Vasquez that will be the liaison between Machete and President Rathcock. Then Machete goes to the brothel of Madame Desdemona to seek out the prostitute Cereza that is Mendez's mistress. Machete meets Mendez and learns that his heart is connected to the missile and only the arm dealer Luther Voz is capable to disarm the bomb. Now Machete needs to bring Mendez to the USA in less than twenty-four hours and save his new country in a dangerous journey with betrayals.
Genre: Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Robert Rodriguez
Actors: Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard
Production: Open Road
  3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
28%
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R
Year:
2013
107 min
$5,658,869
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So please hang on and try

and enjoy the flight.

See you in space,

Mr. Machete.

Get the f*** off that man.

He just saved the world's ass.

Machete, I got your message. We

were able to stop the other missiles.

Where's that

son of a b*tch Voz?

Are you telling me

that turkey is just up

there floating around

with weapons and sh*t?

I got a wild idea.

Just hear me out.

I can put you on a SpaceX

rocket, top of the line.

You go up into space.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Your country thanks you.

Good luck, Machete.

Get the bastard.

I'm President Rathcock

and I approve this message.

You can't surprise

p*ssy-punch someone.

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