Mad Families Page #9

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Got it.

Hey, that was a really

really nice speech, Fake Mom.

Oh, well, that's...

still doing the Fake Mom

stuff right after the...

Cheyenne.

You called me by my name!

Sweetheart!

I'm so touched by the... You know,

I've always felt that we had...

Okay, don't hit on 16,

got it, don't hit on 16.

They said that tomato juice

can get rid of skunk stink.

- I hear the ice cream truck!

- Oh, that's beautiful, Gravy.

Hold up, hold up.

Hey, hey, hey.

Something's wrong with my knee.

- Look, you're my brother, okay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Listen to me, I'm talking to you.

- Yes!

Okay, and I love you, man.

And someday you are going

to be married, bro.

Because if anybody

can do it, you can.

- You think so?

- I think what he's trying to say, Pop...

It's time to propose.

You know, to Charlie.

Felipa's going

to get proposed to

Felipa's going to get

proposed to

You're next!

Well, Franklin,

you're down on one knee,

I think you better

handle your business.

Felipa... just follow your heart.

What is this...

are you'll for real?

Oh... oh!

- Do it, Franklin.

- Wow!

Do it, Franklin.

- Will you marry me?

- Yes.

- You will?

- Yes, yes, yes, yes!

- Oh!

- Yes!

Felipa! We need help!

I got you! I got you!

We're getting married!

- Excuse me. Hello.

- Hi. Hi. Hi.

- Everybody.

- I just want to say...

another 4th of July...

here we are again, I'm just so

happy that we can all make it.

Yes. All right. Yeah!

Too bad Gravy couldn't make it.

What? Am I supposed

to be somewhere?

Just kidding, bro.

You're here. It's now.

We're joking, Gravy.

Um, hi, I'm Charlie

and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Charlie.

I'm sorry, wrong group.

Oh, check out this bad boy.

Six months sober.

Look who the good

influence is over here.

It just looks like

a poker chip painted green.

Looks like a blue condom.

Uh-uh. No. That is an IUD.

That's what that is.

Oh, gosh,

I hope you washed it, man.

- Baby, no. It's just an onion ring.

- An onion ring?

Yeah. You know, like from Mars.

You know, Mars has...

Mars?

- Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?

What?

- Good food, no atmosphere.

Hey, you're getting the hang

of these jokes, Gravy.

I have a sobriety chip, too.

- Oh, there we go.

- See this? Yup.

Lord, grant me the serenity

to accept what I cannot change

and the courage

to change what I can,

and the wisdom

to know the difference.

- Hear, hear.

- Cheers.

Maybe he could grant you the ability to

change a light bulb in the house, right?

- Or put the toilet seat down?

- Go, Trophy Mom.

Mmm-hmm. I know exactly

what you talking about.

You wake up at 3:00

in the morning to go to pee

and then it's like you've fallen into a

hammock. Booty and everything, all wet.

Oh, ladies and gentlemen, and it looks

like the attitudes are heating up.

Bring out the bullhorns, it is

time to go at it one more time.

Round two, one year later.

Felipa, go ahead

and show us that ring.

Oh, yes, it's so heavy.

Damn!

- Sorry.

- Okay, hun. Well, you know...

Very nice. Hey!

Francesca's got a ring, too.

She got engaged with this guy.

- Go ahead, Franny, show 'em.

- Very nice.

Hey, when I become a millionaire,

that thing's gonna be huge, all right?

"A millionaire"? I'd be happy

if you were a hundredaire.

This idiot brother puts an air foil

on the back of my plumbing van.

Business has been kicking

ever since we did that.

Hey, Jose, could you shove that

antennae back into your love handle,

I think the Giants

are playing the Dodgers.

Oh, ha-ha-ha.

Yeah, I can do that.

You know, but I charge 14 bucks

for the premium channels, fool.

Hey, y'all kids, keep it

down over there! Okay?

This is not a library!

- Chuckie!

Quit hitting your sister Sara.

Don't! Stop!

- Can I hit you, Dad?

- Can I hit the dogs?

Can I hit a cupcake?

- Me, too!

- I want to hit one of those...

All right. It's cool.

Just hit her, it's fine.

- Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Yes?

- I have a toast.

- Ah!

All that I've ever wanted to be...

is whom I'm becoming.

- Nice.

- Hear, hear.

- Cheers.

- Hear, hear.

- Uh-oh.

- Hey!

Hey, Gunga Din.

What are you doing here?

This is our site. Site 16.

No way! We have site 16.

Oh, are you going

to build a 7/11 here?

- Yeah, right next to your nail salon.

- Oh, yeah.

Oh, snap! Y'all hear that?

What are you people doing here?

Finish up the gardening and go.

Hey, things are heating up down there.

I got one. I got one.

How do you know a Chinese

guy broke into your house?

How?

Your homework's all done and he takes

an hour to pull out of your driveway.

Get it?

Come on, man. It's funny.

- Did he just say that?

- Yeah, he did.

Let me see that.

Let me see that.

What did St. Peter say

when he saw the Indian guy?

What?

"Hey, Jesus, your cab's here."

That was funnier than that.

- Okay, that's messed up.

Hey, you guys still want

campsite 16?

Oh, I think we need to have

a little contest.

- Contest?

- What kind of contest?

- It's over now!

- No math contest and no...

Yeah, no math

and no science questions.

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