Mad Money Page #3
today at work," right?
No, you probably don't
want to be saying that.
There you go.
- Oops.
Thanks.
Okay.
We need a code word
like, um--
Um, like...
- Liftoff.
Yeah. Liftoff.
That comes up really
easy in conversation.
Right.
'Cause you don't want it to be
something you could say accidentally.
You know, like, if our
"go" code was "hot",
and I saw you and I said, "Hey,
Nina, you look really hot today,"
and then you go and you
start stealing money,
that could be
a problem.
The last time somebody
told me I looked hot
nine months ago.
And I don't want
to hear it again.
It's been seven years
since you had sex?
All right. Can we just
please focus for a minute?
I think that the signal
should be...
a gesture, basically.
How about something
that doesn't get us
into some sort of
an incident?
How about something
more like...
um, I don't know,
like this?
See?
Right.
Works for me.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
So...that's it, then.
We're good to go.
I know.
Um...
Jackie?
We need to talk to you
about the drugs.
Okay.
It's none of our
business--
It is our business.
We could go to jail.
Plus it's stupid.
If we see any signs
that the drugs
are affecting your
abilities in any way--
In any way--
We're gonna pull
the plug.
Do you
understand that?
Yeah. No warnings,
no excuses, no apologies.
You mess up, it's over.
Is this like an
intervention?
You damn right.
Wow.
I guess I
could have told them,
but I was just really...
touched.
That they would take the trouble
and everything, you know?
This takeover bid
is irresponsible!
lost his mind.
And honestly,
to get 20 years--
Yeah, right.
Like white guys are
gonna do time.
Man, we'd get that
from a convenience store.
Hey! You listen to me!
You ain't no man
Ain't no men in prison.
Just corpses don't know
enough to lie down.
Now that is not who
you're gonna be.
I don't care what I gotta do,
you're not going that way.
Do you hear me?
- Yes, ma'am.
I was gonna go steal
candy bars,
but now I won't.
Come here.
Give me some love.
Okay.
That's good.
What?
You got a boyfriend?
What happened?
Just quit yelling.
I'm not yelling!
- Yes, you are! That's yelling.
Shh! Quiet.
- Not so loud.
Do you want to tell us
what happened, Jackie?
I had a bad feeling.
You had a...bad feeling.
I take my feelings
seriously.
So nobody...said
anything or did anything?
No.
I had a bad feeling.
Okay, I'm sorry.
That's it.
I'm outta here.
No, no, wait!
- Wait? Wait for what?
Huh? The alarms?
They're going off!
Dimwit junkie alert!
Whacked out Martha Stewart wannabe.
What the hell
was I thinking?
Seriously, it was
real bad!
Quit pissing
and moaning, people.
It's in your contract.
Section 41:
"Employees will submit
to full random
security searches."
Everyone, everywhere,
every minute.
Let's go.
Come on.
Ma'am?
Thank you.
Come on, let's go.
# I got a woman
# She got the money,
and I got the honey #
# Called my baby
late last night #
# She told me, "Daddy,
everything was all right" #
# She got the money,
and I got the honey #
# She got the money,
and I got the honey #
# She got the money,
and I got the honey #
Hold on.
Thanks.
It's my job.
Right.
Mine, too.
Back to work, then.
# She's all mine,
and I'm so glad #
# She's the best woman
that I've ever had #
# She's all mine,
and I'm so glad #
# She's all mine,
and I'm so glad #
# She's all mine,
and I'm so glad #
Tilt down a little.
Down.
Sorry?
- About 9 degrees.
Zoom in.
What we really need
is thermal imaging.
Amateur.
# Don't have to worry
'cause she's real fine #
# I know my baby
and she's all mine #
# She give me a Cadillac,
a diamond ring #
# She told me, "Daddy, don't
# She got the money,
and I got the honey #
# She got the money,
and I got the honey #
# She got the money,
and I got the honey #
# Oh, come on, come on #
# She got the money,
and I got the honey #
# Oh, stop your train #
# Oh, stop your train #
# Whoo ooh #
Shh!
Now I've got two reasons
to love control top.
I'm gotta get myself
some boring underpants.
I know.
this particular secret.
I can't get this in there.
Oh, that hurts.
We've gotta hurry.
Okay, there we go.
Got it?
All right, now everybody
quit smiling. Quit smiling.
Next up?
Ahem.
- Oh.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
How you doing today?
I'm good. You?
I'm...
I'm good.
Good.
Um, you know what?
I think you are
always just...
You're so...
polite.
Next!
What goes around
comes around.
Too true.
Spoken like
a real gentleman.
I don't want to be forward and
this is not the best place to talk--
Mrs. Cardigan!
Oh--
- Step back, please.
I think you
dropped this.
Oh.
Thank you, Mr. Glover.
Everyone, everywhere,
every minute.
Carry on.
I was wondering maybe...
do you like jazz?
What?
Oh. Uh...no.
Sorry.
"Do you like jazz?"
Shut up!
Next!
Okay, wait a second.
Oh, 183.
Can everyone count
to themselves, please?
What's up with all
these one-dollar bills?
I was in a hurry.
We're gonna have to get
this bug worked out.
Only large bills.
Okay. I have $32,000.
- 28.
Damn.
- What?
What's the matter?
If we each give her one,
that leaves a thousand,
which is 333 each.
There's gonna be
a dollar left over.
I might have change.
Keep the change.
# The best things
in life are free #
# But you can give them
to the birds and bees #
Gimme the money, baby!
Let's see mama
making that cash!
# That's what I want #
Don.
Hi.
Wanna lap dance?
# That's what I want #
# That's what I want #
You know something?
I would have thought
you would have been
a whole lot happier.
Oh, forgive me for getting
insufficient kicks
commits a felony.
Don!
This money doesn't even
officially exist anymore.
That's the beauty
of the whole thing.
Look at it.
It's worn out.
It's gonna be shredded.
So what do we do?
We take some. We spend it.
It goes to another bank.
It's still worn out.
So what do they do?
They pull it
from the system...again!
It's like we're stealing
the same money over and over.
In fact, it's not even
It's more like
recycling.
Oh, recycling!
Yeah, your defense attorney's
gonna love that one, Bridget.
I'm not gonna
get caught.
My God, Don, we're
very careful.
We have signals
and "go" codes.
We have a system here
that works--
Oh, please, God. Tell me you're
not planning on doing this again.
What--what, do you think
I'm stupid?
Of course we're going
to do this again.
out of the hole.
Four or five more times.
Nina gets school paper,
and Jackie, honestly,
I really don't know
what the hell
she is going to do.
You know something?
You've gone insane, Bridget.
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