Made Of Honor Page #7

Who's taken off more lingerie

than you?

let's put your "whore-ing"

to good use.

Good point.

So how did it go with the

Scottish Grand Counsil?

Great. Colin got them to

approve everything.

Great.

So, I gotta tell you...

This is gonna sound funny, but...

- I have to thank you.

- For what?

For asking me to be your

Maid of Honor.

I know this is gonna

sound crazy, but...

You've really opened my eyes,

to the whole idea of marriage.

- Yeah, right...

- No, seriously...

- Have you met someone, Tom?

- No.

Then how can you

be serious?

I don't know, I just...

I don't know.

What do you think?

Think Colin will like it?

No... no.

- What?

- It's just...

It's cute.

"Cute"? I do not wanna look

"cute" on my wedding night.

Just put this on.

Cover yourself up.

That's my coat.

- Thank you.

- Thank you. Yeah.

Here let me get you

in a cab. Come on.

I can't believe this is my

last day in New York.

What are you talking about?

I've been meaning to tell you, Tom.

When I leave tomorrow,

I'm not coming back.

I've decided to move to

Scotland, to be with Colin.

- You're leaving New York?

- I am.

It's exciting, you know?

It makes sence.

He's next in line to take

over the family buissness...

It's a whole new chapter.

- You were amazing today, you know that?

- Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I had no idea you could

juggle like that.

- Yeah, well...

- I mean, women yes, china no.

- Yeah, I know.

- You're always amzing.

Come here.

- See you in Scotland soon, okay?

- Yeah, see you over there.

I'll miss you.

Scotland...

Come, baby.

He likes you.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Nice dogs.

- This is Hamish and this is Callum.

- Callum?

- Yeah.

What kind of dog is that?

- He's a Scottie.

- A Scottie?

That's perfect.

F***in Scottie...

I've never felt like this before.

So hopeless.

So, tell me again, why you

agreed to be the Maid of Honor?

To be with her, make her happy.

Figure out some way to get her off of him.

Maybe that was all wrong. Maybe he's

better for her than me.

He's scottish, he can dunk,

he's perfect.

Nobody's perfect. But I tell you,

this whiskey comes damn close...

It was a gift from Colin.

He made it.

Swell.

I can't go. I can't watch

Hannah marry this guy.

She's moving to Scotland,

I've lost her already.

- Crap.

- "...Love something, set it free".

Said by a p*ssy and used

by pussies ever since.

- Casablanca. "Bogie" put's her on a plane.

- P*ssy.

- "Bogie"'s a p*ssy?

- Big p*ssy.

You know, I've only

truly been in love once.

Most amazing woman in the world.

She was my best friend.

But I was young, stupid,

and I messed it up.

In my great list of mistakes,

that was the greatest.

- Who was this?

- Your mother.

When I finally found out how stupid

I was and I decided to fight for it...

I was too late.

She wouldn't take me back.

She was right.

And then it really

was too late.

By the way...

I'm getting another divorce.

Dad...

Hey... Go an get her,

you p*ssy.

- What about the dresses?

- UPS are delivering them tomorrow morning.

- I gave you the tracking adress...

- I got it.

So, Colin and Hannah are gonna

meet everyone at the house...

- Okay.

- Great.

- Thomas.

- Yeah?

Go get 'em, Maid of Honor.

- Yeah.

- Make this the perfect wedding.

- And steal the bride.

- Thanks, guys. Thanks.

Thanks for everything, man.

Thank you so much, alright?

- Alright, baby.

- Alright. Alright, alright. Get out of here.

I'll see you later.

- This is like a fairy tale.

- Hannah is SO lucky.

- I know.

- I wish I was her.

- How has she ever found such a great guy?

- We'll come visit her.

- I know...

- Look at the time.

What's your name?

You're a pretty dog.

I love you.

- That's his house?

- No, isn't this the summer house?

The McMurray's have homes for each

season. This summer home, is their smallest.

They also have an Autumn home,

a Winter home, a Spring...

I know the seasons,

thanks, buddy.

Somebody's richer

than you, Tom.

I guess you are gonna have to

invent something even stupider.

Oh, my God!

The entire castle was actually build

in 1220...

- This is incredible, isn't it?

- Yes...Wow...

Grandma Pearl, Joan, this is

my mother, Diedre and my father, Mungo.

- How do you do?

- How do you do?

- How do you do?

- Nice to meet you, Joan. Pleasure.

- Thank you.

- Nice to meet you.

Everyone, I want you to meet someone

who is so special to my Hannah

and who has been her life-long friend,

and now her Maid of Honor, Tom.

- Hi, how is...

- Did he just say he's the Maid of Honor...

He's a bloke?!

- How do you do?

- Very good, thank you.

- Mungo.

- Mungo, pleasure. Thank you.

Definitely gay.

And these are the bridesmaids.

Hillary, Stephanie and Melissa.

- How do you do?

- Hello.

- Hi.

- Nice that you could come. How do you do?

How do you do?

- So... what do you think?

- I think, they think I'm gay.

Look can we get together,

talk, catch up?

- Tom, do wanna see your chamber?

- Love to.

- Okay, follow me

- Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you!

Now then... I think just a few more

spricks of jipsoffle at the front there...

Lovely.

- What do you guys think?

- Oh!. It is gorgeous...

- It is so pretty... With the vail...

- So shiny, and the volume...

Tom... What do you think?

Of...?

The hair! Yeah, it...

This sash will go on the dress.

- Really?

- Tradition!

What's up with that?

Well...

I'm not.. entirely sure...

Oh no, you see...

It's attached up here...

Tom, you're the Maid of Honor,

it's good to just be supportive...

- I'm supportive.

- I don't think you are.

- No, I am.

- Listen to me...

You're doing good, you're good...

Hannah...

Actually, your hair...

Looks amazing.

- Really?

- Yes.

The games will be starting soon.

Here are your costumes.

- Games?

- Costumes!

- Our costumes?

- What do you mean, games?

The Highland games.

It's a tradtion,

in honor of the wedding.

It goes right back to the time

when the groom had to prove

that he was man enough to

deserve the bride.

If he didn't win, he

didn't get the bride.

No problem

for my Colin...

Welcome, one an all

to the Highland Games.

Men have travelled from all four

corners of this great country

to compete in feets of

strenght and agility.

But only one warrior will be

man enough to claim the bride.

One warrior that needs no introduction

is our very own Colin McMurray.

- Isn't Colin handsome?

- And coming up,

here, all the way from America,

Hannah's Maid of Honor, Tom.

Who I think you can all agree,

is wearing a rather fetching mini-kilt.

- Who was in charge of that?

- I have no idea.

They're really giving their all.

And we're running neck and neck...

A Scottishman against a Yank.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the result of today's Highland Games

rests upon the "Cable Toss".

The competition is down to

A tree...

We're tossing a tree?

What a toss!

Way to go, Colin!

Okay, Tom. Let's see

what you're made of!

The whole competition rests

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