Madly in Love Page #2

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- Is it France?

- Can`t you find France ?

- I have a very small globe.

Mister, I clean your windows.

Absurd! Unbelievable!

What do you mean "disappeared"?

- Did you look well? - Sure.

- What`s his name... - Corman.

- Corman!

- Here I am, Sir.

We`ve been looking everywhere.

- Your daughter is crazy.

- Please, Gustave, do something.

You`re right. Corman,

call the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

No, just a moment!

And the media, Sir?

- What`s wrong with the media?

- What about our relationship with the banks?

What our friends

in St. Tulipe will think?

- What are we going to do?

- I have an idea. Corman, go away.

Better to act alone,

my men will do something.

- You are beautiful.

- Thanks. Are you changing clothes?

- What?

- I forgot to comb my hair.

- But you have a hat!

- My hair are a mess under the hat.

- Ready?

- Just one moment.

(singing) Take it easy,

you can even take your all life.

Ready?

Yes.

And now what?

Outside is hot,

so I came back here.

I understand.

- What did you understand?

- That you want to stay with me.

- You`re wrong.

- Then go out! - I don`t want to!

I mean, I will.

She`s not here,

let`s look somewhere else.

A friend of mine

met a girl.

As soon as he saw her

he got a stroke.

Because she was not that nice,

she was a monster.

But you are beautiful.

- Have you ever been in love?

- Not really.

- When I was a girl I had a

terrible "crash". - What?

When you get suddenly in love.

- A crush.

- Have you ever been in love?

- Never so seriously, until today.

- Are you in love? I am happy for you.

- Who`s she?

- Are you kidding?

- I am in love with you.

- Yes, I knew.

But love declarations

embarrass me a lot.

I received the last one

from one of the Krupp..

...the cannons` producers.

- Do you love me or not?

- If not, I`ll kill myself.

- I don`t believe you.

- Then say something.

- Shall I ? - You say and you`ll see.

- No.

- No?

But...

Now I must kill myself.

I am going to kill myself.

Barnaba?

Barnaba!

Barnaba?

Barnaba!

Barnaba!

Barnaba!

- Barnaba!

- Pss... - Barnaba!

You are alive.

- And what if I kiss you in public?

- I would slap you.

- But, if we`d get married...

- You and I?

We would be a great couple.

You are beautiful

and I am much better than you are.

- There are some problems.

- I have no problems.

I see, the age difference.

In 20 years you`ll be 40,

but it doesn`t matter.

PEDLAR SHOUTING:

Ehi, come here.

ARAB SPEAKING:

- Do you like it? - Why?

- For the bedroom.

- A white carpet would fit it.

- Are you crazy?

You`re right,

a dark carpet is better.

ARAB SPEAKING IMITATION

He can`t understand.

ARAB SPEAKING:

- He says he doesn`t have dark carpets.

- No dark carpets?

Go away! Shame of you?

ARAB INSULTING:

- You ass-hole!

- Everybody likes you, don`t they?

Yes.

- Give me the cap.

- Why?

I am going to dive.

Wow!

Madame de Tebe, the famous fortune teller

will show your futur...

...on the palm of your hands.

The clouds are clearing away...

...I can see a wedding.

You`ll get married very soon.

I can see your husband.

Yes, I can see him!

He`s tall...

...wide shoulders...

...intelligent eyes...

...and a nice smile.

Yes! That`s your man!

He`s a mark on his body.

Three dots...

...star shaped

near his navel.

Three dots

just on his navel.

I can see!

I can read his name!

What a nice name!

It starts with "B"!

Ba... Ba... Barnaba!

- Did you talked to each other?

- No.

- Confess it, you gave her money.

- No.

How could she know those things?

- She`s my aunt! - Cheater!

Swindler! Buffoon!

- You are good!

- I`ll tell you a secret.

- I am a police lieutenenat.

- Lieuttenant? - Yes.

- Strange, I though you were a General.

- Miss, you won a doll!

I don`t like it.

I want the monkey.

- Give her the monkey.

- That`s pretty, it looks like you.

- Really?

- He`s more hairy.

We never give the monkey

to anybody.

If it`s a prize, you should give it.

Then I`ll give it for 5 jackpots

with one shot!

Give me the rifle.

Wow!

I`ve never seen something like that.

You are very good!

Are you a policeman too?

I`ll tell you a secret.

I have a big butt.

I don`t think so, you are normal.

You are thin.

That`s a saying,

it means that I am lucky.

- I have a dinner at Campidoglio!

- Is it a restaurant?

I will take you to a

luxurious pizza place.

- Is it on the Michelin? - On the Tiber.

- God, I must really go!

- At what time?

- At nine.

- It`s nine.

- Nine? - Yes.

(together) God!

This is Cristina,

can I talk to my father?

- It`s princess Cristina.

- Finally!

- Cristina!

- Dad, how are you?

Where are you? Who`s there?

- A friend.

- Which friend? Come back!

Everthing`s fine,

see you later for dinner.

Everybody`s waiting for you,

the mayor, the cardina...

- Oietti. - The governor

of the Central Bank.

- The minister of Turism.

- Please, come back soon.

- It`s an order.

- What are you doing? - Let me talk.

Don`t be angry,

your daughter is with me.

Who are you?

Cecchini Barnaba,

bus driver.

I`ll take her to dinner

and then I`ll send her home.

To dinner?

I can pay, don`t worry.

Goodbye.

- How did he sound like?

- He was kind.

Your daughter is going to dinner

with a bus driver.

When we met, you took me to

a eastern restaurant!

I was goint to be a prince.

Send your men,

check the best restaurants!

One moment!

Can I suggest something?

- Tell me. - Usually

a bus driver...

brings a girl to a pizza place.

- Check all the pizza places.

- Corman!

- Do you like this place?

- It`s nice.

It`s better than Campidoglio.

I live there.

We`re renting a flat.

- When we will be married...

- When?

Ah! You want to know

when we will be married.

Is it fine this month on the 27th?

I`ll get my salary, 15 vacation days,

honeymoon.

Venice, Trieste, Monza.

- Well?

- What shall we order?

Mario cooks some great

filled up calzoni.

Really?

- Hi, Barnaba.

- Hi, Mario.

What a beautiful girl!

Every night a new one!

- What do you want to eat?

- I would like your filled up ``pants``.

- The calzoni. - We have only suppli`.

- Nothing else?

- No.

Then I choose the suppli`.

What are you having?

- Suppl.

- Do you have suppl?

- Yes.

- Then bring them!

- You will like them.

- What do they taste like? - Suppl.

I would like to buy

that rented flat.

Down a wall and

we have four rooms.

- Four?

- Isn`t it fine?

- How many rooms do you have?

- Well...

Forty-two.

- What`s the name of the hotel?

- What? - The hotel makes profit.

We get the money from the casino.

Do you know what is it?

Sure, that thing with prostitutes!

I don`t need money from your parents,

even if they are so rich.

We could get married only if...

- If?

- If it would snow in august.

It will.

- This wine is good.

- Be careful. It`s good, but tricky.

They call them "phone suppl"

because they have the wire.

- Hello? Is it Cristina?

- Yes.

Today was a wonderful day.

Let`s talk about tomorrow.

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