Madly in Love Page #3

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I am off at 4, we meet at 5,

I talk to dad...

...and ask to marry you.

Is it ok?

Hello? Hello?

Broken connection.

Why are you laughing?

- You have two noses and four eyes!

- No more wine.

- They are in a pizza place.

- What do they do? - They eat suppl.

You wait for the best moment

to block the man...

...and take back the princess.

- Ok, Corman.

(tipsy voice)

I will tell you a secret.

Don`t get scared.

I am Cristina from St. Tulipe.

- I am a princess.

- Don`t exaggerate.

- Mario, the bill!

- Don`t you believe me?

- I am a princess.

- And I am the duke of Windsor.

- That`s impossible, I know him.

He`s my godfather. - The bill.

- I don`t want to leave. It`s early.

- We have to go.

- Let`s dance.

- Better to go.

Can`t we dance?

I will dance alone.

Somebody wants to dance with me?

- I will.

- How nice. - Tango!

MUSIC:

- You can`t dance with this lady.

- Why not?

- I say not.

- Or?

I can`t say, you would

get scared.

I`ll show you what I can do.

What a beast!

Oh! What are you doing?

Put me down! Put me down!

Wow!

- I am tired, I am sleepy.

Where are we going? - At home.

- Where do you live? - Who?

- Me. - I don`t know.

- I can`t remember.

- Come on, no kidding.

I feel sick. Take me to sleep.

Let me go! I can walk.

The suppl and the wine were good.

The wine was better.

- Nobody around.

- It`s the good moment. Let`s go!

It will take longer,but nobody will see us.

There it is.

Damn!

We can`t search around all over the houses.

Soon or later they will go out,

just wait.

- Goodnight, dear.

- Barnaba.

- Yes? - I just wanted to say

that I had a wonderful day.

You are so nice, so good.

You are a real "astronzo".

Thanks. Time to sleep.

BARNABA SNORES:

- Cristina! Where are you going?

- At home.

- I will take you there.

- No, impossible - Why?

I bet it`s impossible! You locked me inside!

Cristina, open the door!

Open! Open!

SINGING:

knocking

Nobody`s there.

Who`s knocking?

There`s nobody here.

Not even here.

I am here!

- Barnaba! What are you doing in the drawer?

- What else should I do? I am sleeping.

Usually I sleep in the bed.

Cristina!

Where are you going?

Cristina!

Well, this is Cristina.

But she has soft hair,

like a spring breeze...

...and shining eyes,

like the sun at dawn. Got it?

I was forgetting a very important

detail.

I am madly in love with her.

The blood.

You must look for her and bring her here

as soon as you find her.

Got it? Come on, guys!

Look everywhere.

- Some tea, sir?

- Yes, please.

Well, can you tell us what

did you do yesterday night?

You`ve been with him all night.

What happened?

Cristina, I order you to talk to me.

Talk!

Ok, now I should go.

I`ve a meeting at the Central Bank.

But we still need to talk.

We still do!

Cristina, my dear,

you can tell me.

Me too, in Venice, I spent a night

with a gondoliere.

What a paddle!

And the way he moved it!

There was nothing between us.

It`s an old story.

Italian men are not the same men

as in the past!

- Today Barnaba is in a different

mood. - That`s true.

- Maybe because he can`t find

his girlfriend. - That`s true.

- What`s up? - How long have you been here?

- Since sunrise. So what?

Did you see a woman

with her eyes as blue...

...as the clouds in the sky

at march?

"As clouds in the sky at march."

- Of whom I am madly in love.

- "Of whom I am madly in love."

- Madly with final "y".

- With final "y".

- Is it correct to stop like this?

- No. - Go away then!

- Have you seen her? - Go away!

- Have you seen her?

- The one with blue march eyes?

- Yes. - No, I haven`t!

Why didn`t you tell me before!

- What`s up?

- If you see her, just tell me. - Ok.

- You know where I am going?

- Yes, I know.

- Where am I going?

- To f*** off! - Good.

- We found her.

- I found her.

She`s got also a camera.

- Hi!

- It`s me! - It`s me!

That`s not her.

(Tv) At Porto Ercole there was

the yearly windsurf competition.

The participants came

from all over the world...

Do you want some?

I forgot you eat only peanuts.

Barnaba, do you want a soup?

You can`t live without eating.

With so many women, he just fell in love

with a heartless one!

(Tv) This is princess

Cristina from St. Tulipe...

...visiting Rome.

She`s wearing the uniform

of tenent of Royal Guards.

Iris! I found her!

That`s her, the princess!

- Iris! lris!

- What`s up?

It`s her!

Which of those three ones?

(Tv) The princess is a guest

of the St. Tulipe embassy...

...at Aventino.

- I found her!

I found her! I found her!

Calm down.

- Still him!

- Be careful, he`s dangerous.

- Stop. - What is it? - Where

are you going? - To the embassy.

- And this?

- He`s a friend of mine.

- He`s clean.

- Even a monkey. - You can go.

- Warn Corman. The suspect person

is arriving. - Alright.

Yes, he`s arrived.

- I am Corman, who are you looking for?

- The princess.

- Princess Cristina?

- Are there other ones?

- Who are you? - Cecchini Barnaba.

- Do you have an appointment? - No.

- But I am a friend of hers.

- Without appointment...

...the princess

will never meet you.

- You think so. Give her this.

- This? -Yes, go.

Ok, I go.

I am waiting for

a funding of 50 billions...

...and you give me a monkey?

- It`s for Cristina.

- Who sends monkeys to my daughter?

- Cecchini Barnaba.

Again! Take him away!

Arrest him.

May I suggest something.

This man could be a fool

and talk to the media.

- And in this moment it wouldn`t be

good for us. - You`re right.

- He could blackmail us. I take care.

- No, I take care.

I want to see his face.

Bring him here.

Can I suggest something?

Sometimes it`s better to give money.

Hi, dad.

Do you like my?

It`s a Finkleman.

How much does it cost?

- Three millions.

- Three millions?

We should reduce our costs.

This is mine! How come is here now?

Is Barnaba here?

- He`s coming.

- I want to say hello. - No.

This morning I locked him

in a drawer. I want to apologize.

Yesterday you played the turist,

but today you`re a princess again.

- Go away immediately!

- Alright, don`t get angry.

Go out.

Mr Cecchini Barnaba.

I want to talk to Cristina.

Where`s she?

Young men, we are the ones that want to know.

- We, who?

- Plural maiestatis.

We the rulers talk always in plural.

what do you want?

He wants to meet Cristina.

- He, who?

- Barnaba.

- We folks talk always singular.

May I? - No. - Thanks.

Just ignore any formality.

My daughter is not here.

You are her father!

I am happy to meet you!

- We talked on the phone.

- Yes, I remember!

- Let`s talk seriously.

- Ok.

- Probably you took some pictures

of Cristina. - Yes, in her bathing suit.

- She spent the night with you.

- Yes, in my house.

Alright, I understand.

Did you realize that I am here

to ask you...

Is it ok 10 millions?

Yes, but you should reduce costs.

- The decorations, the reception,

the dinner... - Which dinner?

The bride pays for the dinner.

We can put a limit to the guests` list.

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