Magic Mike Page #3

[SlGHS]

TARZAN:

So how do you know Mike?

Uh, ahem.

We, uh, worked together on construction.

[KEN AND TlTO TALKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

What kind of cash you make at that?

You all right, man?

What kind of cash you make?

Like 1 0 bucks an hour.

Under the table?

Yeah.

Hmm, not bad.

So you're here to help us out?

Yes, l am.

All right, so we got your first little piece

of business...bam.

That look ashy to you?

-What's that, man?

-That look ashy?

Heads up.

Just give it a little-- Just a little spray

on that calf there.

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Dude, l don't want to spray your leg.

Just do it.

We all had to do it, man.

lt's like the initiation.

Lord of the Flies. Come on.

Come on, Kid. lt's all right.

We'll tip you out good at the end

of the night. You'll be a happy man.

-Uh.

-Make sure you massage it in good.

-Are you serious?

-Yeah.

[TARZAN CHUCKLES]

He f***ing did it too.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Oh, you're all right, man. You're all right.

DALLAS:

Take this front-row table right here, ladies.

You got your lD on you?

You got your lD? Heh. You're not drinking

a Shirley Temple tonight, are you?

No. We've already had a few drinks, so....

No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples.

Y'all have a great time.

We do a group act first, then we do our

solos, then we do hot seats.

lf everything goes well

and we get these girls jacked up...

...then we jack up the price of the hot seats,

so don't f*** it up.

Dude, it's easy.

All you got to do is hand us...

...our props before we go out on-stage.

All right? That's it. That's all you got to do.

You bring out whatever props

and everything-- There he is.

[SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH]

This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ.

Tobias, the Kid.

He's gonna be the one...

...giving you the cue

before each act.

-Pre-game. That's what l'm talking about.

-lt's the love potion.

-What is this? Strawberry?

-What is that?

lt's a little mixture.

ln, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice.

Hey Juice. Because if you drink

the whole bottle, "Hey." You'll like it, man.

[MlKE COUGHS]

Give it a sample.

You can't drink, so you want half a cap?

[ADAM STAMMERS]

ADAM:

l don't know what the f*** it is.

MlKE:
lt's just G. lt's basically like getting

drunk without all the calories.

-All right.

-You sure?

[SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH]

DALLAS:

All right, all right, all right.

[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]

DALLAS:

Whoo!

Yeah.

How are we feeling tonight, ladies?

Let me hear it one more time. Come on.

lt's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down

and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash.

So get out your purses and get ready

to spend some motherfucking cash.

Welcome to the stage,

the one, the only...

...the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.

[THE WEATHER GlRLS' "lT'S

RAlNlNG MEN" PLAYlNG ON SPEAKERS]

[WOMEN CHEERlNG]

[ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]

[DRUMBEAT]

Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah.

Ooh, aah.

[YELLS]

DALLAS:

Tarzan.

[TARZAN WHOOPlNG]

Tarzan?

DALLAS:

Where the f*** is he?

[ALL SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

DALLAS:

Motherf***er. What the f***, man? Tarzan.

F***, man.

Motherf***er.

How many f***ing times, huh?

[DALLAS SlGHS]

Ken, S&M routine. You up on that?

Can you do that?

l'm not putting that out there.

Negative energy.

Not putting what out there?

The negative energy. lt's bad.

lt comes back.

You're kidding me.

Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig, huh?

You up for that?

No. l got the fire-phobia issue.

[SlGHS]

Tito. Anything, man.

South of the border f***ing sh*t...

...you've been doing at home.

l'm working on something,

but it's not ready yet. lt's not ready.

All right.

We got to do something.

Mikey, what you got?

-l just came off-stage. l can't.

-An idea. Give me something.

-You go out then.

-l'm not hitting the f***ing floor. Come on.

-You want me to come up with something?

-F***, yeah.

l hope you can dance.

You still owe me. Come on.

[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]

[BOTH WHOOPlNG]

MlKE:
Just start taking

your clothes off. Walk out there.

What are you looking at Dallas for?

Don't. Look at them.

[MADONNA'S "LlKE A VlRGlN" PLAYlNG

OVER SPEAKERS]

MlKE:

Just start, bro.

Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go.

There you go.

[AUDlENCE SCREAMlNG AND CHEERlNG]

Whoo!

All right, all right, all right.

Let's give it up for the Kid.

Popped his cherry on-stage tonight.

You know what time it is.

lt's time for the hot seat.

You know what that means,

the orgy's over, ladies.

Time for some one-on-one time

with the man of your dreams.

-Five dollars a pop.

-Come here.

That's good.

Welcome to the crazy club, Kid.

DALLAS:

Come on. Everybody. Line up, line up, line up.

RlCHlE:

Yeah, man. Whose big dick is that?

TlTO:

Whoo.

MlKE:
l love it.

TlTO:
Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid.

MlKE:
Look at this saggy underwearing,

all-star right here.

Go buy yourself fresh drawers.

He put that kiss on her and

pouring money out of their hands.

DALLAS:

Aaah!

Never kiss the girls, Kid.

That's Performer 1 01 .

You gotta watch out for herpes.

That too.

But tonight you took a chance

and it paid off. l like that.

F***ing worked.

l got you your money.

That ain't my money, big boy.

That's your money.

Every man keeps every dollar

he makes on that stage.

Plus the 50 that l owe you. All right?

Look, get ready to work, big boy.

lt ain't gonna be that easy every time.

-Yes, sir.

-F***ing worked, whoo!

MlKE:

Ho!

DALLAS:

Ken, nice f***ing robot.

Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south

side with some brown skin.

Big Dick, they are still devastated

by your cock.

RICHIE:
It was loke 25 percent dancong,

-What--?

-Eh, Mike sold it up real nice.

How about you're forgetting 25 percent

more genius?

-Genius, Kid.

-How we do tonight, Mikey?

Uh, it's a little under $2500.

Uh, that's 400 better than last week.

That'll work.

-And my, uh, cut of the door.

-Yes, sir.

That was dangerous sh*t

you pulled tonight...

...throwing that kid out

on the plank like that.

[MlKE CHUCKLES]

lt worked though, didn't it?

Sh*t. l didn't know if it was,

till he hit the floor.

[lNDlSTlNCT DlALOGUE]

MlKE:
He pulled it out.

DALLAS:
Yeah. What's his story?

l don't know. l mean, l met him

at the site today.

Ran into him at Ybor.

Those two little pretty ones over there...

...were all hot and bothered,

so l figured l'd bring him along.

lt was a good move, heh.

He may have something, brother.

He's young, good-looking....

-He can't dance for sh*t.

-Cannot dance for sh*t, that is teachable.

We could use some more youth

on the team.

Why don't you bring him to practice

tomorrow and we'll see what he's got?

So, what the f*** is going on with Miami?

Miami, ah, is looking good.

l got a couple loopholes

l got to get through...

...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys.

But after that it's gonna be all green lights.

-What you need from me? What's my side?

-Just keep doing what you're doing.

l love where your head's at.

You're focused.

You're like a big brother

to this team.

Keep that up, you could be making

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