Magic Mike Page #8

[ALL SCREAMlNG AND CHEERlNG]

Did you see it?

Hey!

Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl?

No.

l said, did you give some Ecstasy

to my chick?

Hey, f*** off.

Okay. Cool.

[ALL SCREAM]

[BOTH GRUNTlNG]

Hey!

MlKE:
Hey, back the f*** up. We got to go.

Let's go. Adam, let's go.

All right, back the f*** up.

Let's go. Let's go.

MlKE:
Oh, what are you doing, man?

What the f*** are you doing...

...giving pills to girls

that you don't know?

ADAM:
Sh*t, dude.

MlKE:
You're lucky we got out of there.

ADAM:
My backpack. We have to go back.

MlKE:
F*** your backpack.

ADAM:
No, you don't understand.

lt has my f***ing pills.

MlKE:
F*** your pills.

You're going to have to eat it.

Tobias fronted me pills.

Sell them off for some extra cash.

What the f*** are you doing taking--?

Front from Tobias?

Why is he giving you pills? How many?

Heh, l don't know, man.

F***ing like a hundred.

"Like a hundred," or a hundred?

That's a grand.

Have to pay every one of those back.

F***, dude. F*** that. Guess what?

MlKE:
What do you mean, "f*** that"?

ADAM:
l got that equity, baby.

ADAM:

Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo!

l don't even f***ing care

about a f***ing grand. Who cares?

F***. Damn, that was crazy sh*t.

F***.

[PEOPLE lN RESTAURAN CHATTERlNG]

ADAM:
You bailing on me?

MlKE:
Nope, not at all.

-Oh, my God. What are you doing here?

JOANNA:
Hey.

l thought you were out of town,

like, forever.

Yeah, l decided to stay in town.

-Great. What's up, man? Mike.

-Ryan.

MlKE:
Nice to meet you, sir.

-Nice to meet you.

Uh, Ryan, um, is my fianc.

What?

Are you f***ing with me right now?

l'm gonna go hit the bathroom.

No. You guys sound like

you got a lot to talk about.

lt's time for me to go stare

in the mirror anyway.

-Nice meeting you. See you, babe.

-Yes, sir.

JOANNA:

Okay.

MlKE:

Hmm....

Okay. All right, l'm not exactly....

Okay. All right.

lt was good to see you.

DALLAS:

Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in.

TOBlAS;

Coo, what happened?

MlKE:

Uh....

lt was nothing. lt was f***ed up. Sorry.

DALLAS:

"lt was f***ed up"? "Sorry"?

MlKE:
Mm-hm.

DALLAS:
That's all you got to say?

l don't know. You really want to discuss it?

l take it you didn't collect.

Yeah, l'm sorry. l forgot to ask

for the money...

...as they were throwing beer bottles

at our heads.

lt's the last thing

l need for my reputation...

...before we make the big move, Mike.

l'm sorry.

Are we f***ing your reputation up?

DALLAS:

Hmm.

The last time l checked,

l think it's the Kid and l's reputation...

...that's "making the big move"

for you, isn't it?

What the f*** did you say, buddy?

l don't know, you were standing six feet

away from me. You heard me.

Hey, you might want to check yourself,

old friend.

Nobody walks on water on my team.

Except for you, right?

Old friend.

Ah.

What are you thinking about?

Biting the hand that feeds you,

big dog, huh?

You don't f***ing feed me, Dallas.

l can walk right out that door.

Right now.

And do a f*** of a lot better

than 7.5 percent.

l'm sorry, that used to be 1 0.

But you don't.

You didn't. And you won't.

Because you can't.

l can't? Okay.

DALLAS:

So you got to deal with what you got.

TOBlAS:

Hey, what's going on?

ADAM:
That pack you gave me?

TOBlAS:
Mm.

ADAM:
lt's gone.

-That's great.

Gone.

ADAM:

lt's "gone" gone.

-You lost it?

-l'm sorry, man.

F*** sorry. You got to take care of this.

ADAM:

We'll figure it out. lt's fine.

No, you need to figure it out.

ADAM:

Get the f*** off me.

Seniority don't mean sh*t around here, man.

You are worth the cash you

pry out of their f***ing purses.

You know that better than anybody.

You want a bigger piece?

Come up with some fresher sh*t, man.

You're not getting any younger.

What the f*** are you doing?

l need you doing the sailor routine tonight.

l got four tables of Navy wives stageside.

-Get changed.

-Oh, no. l'm taking your advice.

Bringing you some fresher sh*t.

Seeing as l'm getting equity and all.

[ALL CHEERlNG]

[EXClSlON AND DATSlK'S "CALYPSO"

PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]

TlTO:

Perfect date time.

TARZAN:

Give me the astronaut thing.

RlCHlE:

l met this guy....

KEN:

You got them going out there, Mike.

KEN:

Good job, man.

RlCHlE:
He's met just about every single

Russian and American astronaut...

...that's ever been in outer space,

living or dead.

The first man in outer space...

...Russian. Yuri Gagarin.

TARZAN:
Cosmonaut.

RlCHlE:
He's the second one.

The first one died on reentry.

MlKE:

We're gonna get f***ed up tonight, right?

BROOKE:

Mike.

BROOKE:

Mike, hello.

[BANGlNG ON DOOR]

BROOKE:

Open up.

BROOKE:
Mike.

-All right. Hold on.

-Hey.

-Hey.

You have fun last night?

-What?

-Did you have fun last night?

Yeah, uh, what's up?

ls Adam here?

He left me weird-sounding voice messages,

sounded f***ed up.

And now l can't reach him.

-Yeah, he's in here.

-Okay. Cool.

BROOKE:

Where is he?

MlKE:

Uh, he should be upstairs.

He's with somebody, though,

so, you know, l'd call out.

Kid.

Adam?

Adam. Adam.

MlKE:
F***.

BROOKE:
Adam.

MlKE:

Hey. Come here.

[ADAM GASPS]

MlKE:

Stop. He's fine, he's breathing.

Oh, my God, Adam.

What the f*** did he take?

Uh, probably just some G.

Open your eyes, dude.

-What the f*** did you do to my brother?

MlKE:
Relax. Yo, Brooke.

He's breathing. He's fine.

Get the f*** off me, Mike.

l'll f***ing kill you. l will f***ing kill you.

-He's going to be fine, heh.

-He's not okay.

-Calm down.

-No, shut up. Shut up!

Shut up. l see you, Mike. l f***ing see you.

You think you have your sh*t all figured

out, but l f***ing see you.

You just need to relax.

You're acting f***ing crazy. And l get it.

You are a bullshit,

-Okay. How about just get the f*** out?

-No problem.

Done. Adam, wake the f*** up.

Adam, please.

[WHlMPERlNG]

Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam.

BROOKE:

Adam. God.

Adam. Wake up. Adam, we have to go.

-Stop.

-No, Mike, this is my brother.

Brooke, let me please carry him out.

Stop.

[SOBBlNG]

l can't do this anymore, Adam.

You hear me?

TOBlAS:

Come on, let's go.

You guys need to stop already.

MlKE:

Motherf***er.

[ALL GRUNTlNG]

TOBlAS:

Mike? Get off of him. Hey.

Hey!

[ALL GRUNTlNG]

MlKE:
F*** off.

TOBlAS:
l'm so sorry, primo.

Sorry? F*** you, man.

What are you doing breaking

into my house?

TOBlAS:

l tried calling your cell, man.

My cell? F*** my cell.

What are you f***ing doing, man?

l told them not to break sh*t,

but they don't work for me.

That did a good job, didn't it?

TOBlAS:
Look, man, l'm sorry.

We're looking for the Kid, okay?

Uh, so you brought them here?

-What are you looking for him for?

-He's late on his front.

And as you can see, he was due today.

lt's 1 00 pills. That's 1 000 bucks.

l think he's good for that, don't you?

No, no, no.

ls that what he told you? A hundred?

We went in on a whole pack, hombre.

A whole pack.

-What's his half?

-Ten grand.

MlKE:
What?

TOBlAS:
Ten grand.

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