Magic Mike XXL Page #10

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We're strippers.

Whoo! Yes!

Giving it up!

Oh, Men of Steel

in the "Twilight" routine!

Oh, that was hot!

Can I hear y'all say "Hot"?

Hot!

Whoo!

That's a nice Southern welcome.

All right.

Now, I know this is not

a competition,

but y'all are gonna go home

with your favorites tonight.

One of my all-time favorites

is making an appearance on this

stage after a little while away.

Magical little dancer.

Mm-hmm.

He's been gone a little while,

but he's back.

He has hooked up

with the devil himself...

...and he is back tonight

with those friends

to entertain

your beautiful selves.

Here they are...

Reserrection!

Good evening, friends.

This is what

you're all here for.

Lift-off in five, four,

three, two, one.

Ignition.

Hold this.

Just wait till you see

what we got coming up.

Did you like that, ladies?

Was it good to you?

Well, just so you know,

my name is Rome.

I'm gonna be your M.C. Tonight.

Now, ladies, do you mind

if I refer to you all as queens?

'Cause every last one of you

up in here is a queen,

and don't you ever forget it!

Now, with that being said,

are you ready to be worshipped?

Are you ready to be exalted?

Are you ready to meet

a special kind of beast

that can bring

all the beauty out in you?

Well, without further ado, we

have our first king tonight...

Tarzan.

I don't know about you, queens,

but I'd let that beast throw

whatever he wanted on me

any day.

You know how the alchemy of

opposites can be so satisfying?

You have a little bit of cold

with a little bit of hot.

You have a little bit of yes

with a little bit of no.

And you know how we like our

kings to be really, really sweet

and really, really hard

all at the same time.

Yes, lord.

I introduce to you

our candy king... Tito!

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

So seductive.

I'll take you

to the candy shop

I'll let you lick

the lollipop

Go ahead, girl,

don't you stop

Keep goin'

till you hit the spot

Whoa! Olivia:
I'll

take you to the candy shop

Boy,

one taste of what I got

I'll have you spending

all you got

Keep goin'

till you hit the spot

Whoa!

You can have it your way

How do you want it?

You gonna back that thing up

or should I push up on it?

Temperature rising

Okay,

let's go to the next level

Dance floor jam-packed,

hot as a tea kettle

I'll break it down for you

now, baby... it's simple

If you be a nympho,

I'll be a nympho

In the hotel

or in the back of the rental

On the beach or in the park,

it's whatever you're into

Got the magic stick,

I'm the love doctor

Have your friends teasing you

about how sprung I got you

Wanna show me you can work it,

baby?

No problem,

get on top

Where we do

and where we do

The things we do

things we do

Are just between me and you

oh, yeah

Give it to me, baby,

nice and slow

Climb on top,

ride like you're in the rodeo

You ain't never heard a sound

like this before

'Cause I ain't never put it

down like this

Soon as I come through

the door

She get to pullin'

on my zipper

It's like it's a race

who can get undressed quicker

Isn't it ironic how erotic

it is to watch them thongs?

Have me thinking about

that ass after I'm gone

I touch the right spot

at the right time

Lights on or lights off,

she like it from behind

So seductive

You should see the way

she winds

Her hips in slo-mo

on the floor when we grind

As long as she ain't stoppin',

homey, I ain't stoppin'

Drippin' wet with sweat, man,

it's on and poppin'

On my champagne campaign,

bottle after bottle, it's on

And we gonna sip till every

bubble in every bottle is gone

I'll take you

to the candy shop

I'll let you lick

the lollipop

Go ahead, girl,

don't you stop

Keep goin'

till you hit the spot

Whoa!

Now, queens,

wasn't that a tasty treat?

Now, queens, you know,

past those closed doors,

don't you get tired of everybody

trying to tell you

what is a "Good Woman"?

How a good woman talks?

How a good woman

should be sexed?

Sometimes you just want somebody

to ask you what you want

and just give it to you

just like that.

And then whisper in your ear...

"How does it feel?"

I got the king for you,

ladies... King Ken!

Girl, it's all on you

Have it your way

And if you want,

you can decide

And if you'll have me

I can provide

Everything that you desire

If you get a feeling

A feeling that I'm feeling,

baby

Won't you come closer

Closer

To me, baby?

Mm, now you already got me

right where you want me, baby

And I,

I just want to be your man

How does it feel?

How does it feel, baby?

How does it feel?

I want to know,

how does it feel?

How does it feel?

Oh, oh

How does it feel?

Want to know,

how does it feel, baby?

How does it feel?

Let me take off your clothes

and I'll...

I'll, I'll, I'll

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll

How does it feel?

How does it, how does it

Let me show you

what I'm talking about, baby

How does it feel, baby?

Yeah, yeah

How does it feel, baby?

Yeah, baby

I want to know, how does,

how does it feel?

Y'all give it up

for my boy Ken right now

with the pipes.

Y'all ladies hear

those high notes?

But now to a more serious

subject.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here

in the presence of every male

entertainer in the Hemisphere.

Y'all do this every year,

and every year you do it well.

You do it well,

that hide-and-seek,

that don't-go-tell...

It's okay.

You can touch.

...that every woman in this room

deserves.

And simply because there are

so many of you and so few of us,

there is something

we simply can't give.

But... we're gonna try to

tonight.

Because everybody deserves

just a little... commitment.

Well, it's a beautiful night

Looking for something dumb

to do

Hey, baby

I think I want to marry you

Is it the look in your eyes

Or is it this dancing juice?

Who cares, baby?

I think I want to marry you

Well, I know a little chapel

by the boulevard

That we can go

No one will know

Come on, girl

Who cares if we're trashed?

Got a pocketful of cash

we can blow

Shots of patrn

And it's on, girl

You let me violate you

You let me desecrate you

You let me penetrate you

You let me complicate you

Help me

I broke apart my insides

Help me

I've got no soul to sell

Help me

The only thing that works

for me

Help me get away from myself

I want to f*** you

like an animal

I want to feel you

from the inside

I want to f*** you

like an animal

My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to God

Marry me! Ravage me!

Please!

What?!

All right.

Let's settle down, ladies.

We got some serious things

to talk about right now!

All right.

Is there anybody up in here

that ain't on birth control?

Oh, no.

I'm keeping it real with you,

ladies.

'Cause there's about to be

some grown-woman sh*t

up in here tonight.

So if you ain't

on birth control,

we have illuminated exit signs

to your left and your right.

All right?

But I'm looking for

two grown-ass women

to deal with these grown-ass men

coming to the stage.

What?

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