Magic Mike XXL Page #9

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You've seen me pee.

I don't know anyone that's not

my friend that's seen me pee.

Fair enough.

Look, I don't normally trust

a cookie guy...

But I'll...

I'll think about it.

That's valid.

All right.

You think about it, Dolly.

I'm gonna go back in there

and feed the Wolves,

'cause it's getting

a little rabid in there.

All right?

It's Zoe, by the way.

Zoe.

Mm-hmm.

Nice to meet you.

Magic.

Magic Mike.

Thanks, man.

Yeah.

Morning, gentlemen.

Morning.

Hey, buddy.

Everyone sleep all right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You boys have fun.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Did you bangee?

Did you bangee?

Yes.

You banged her?

Was she the glass slipper?

Yes, man!

That wonderful, nice lady

was the glass slipper?

Hold it.

Every inch?

Wow.

Y'all had a crazy connection,

man.

I could feel it.

I'm so happy for you.

What?

You got to be kidding me.

Yeah. What?!

You got to be f***ing joking.

Oh, sh*t!

This is us?

It was the Ex-husband's.

Said she didn't care what shape

I brought it back in,

as long as I brought it back.

Didn't realize she'd

been married to Shawn Kemp.

Pimpin'!

Sweet!

That is a beautiful piece

of machinery, man.

Holy sh*t.

We're gonna kill on the strip in myrtle.

This is nice.

This is gonna kill.

I will bring you starlight

by the barrow

I will bring you roses

by the score

There's no other way

There's no other way

There's no other way

Meet me in the twilight

by the seaside

Meet me

underneath the Willow's fall

There's no other way

There's no other way

There's no other way

Gentlemen, welcome.

We've been expecting you.

Uh, Ms. Davidson called ahead,

upgraded your rooms,

and booked you

our conference space.

Oh, what's up, Ms.

Davidson? Yeah.

Oh, I know what's...

I know what was up Ms. Davidson.

That's sick, man.

No!

Get outta here!

Come on, man.

So you think it's okay to have

me wait for you for two hours?

No, it's not okay,

but someone should've told me.

Yo, man.

Don't say I never did anything

for you.

I ain't never gonna say that.

I promise you that.

Look at this!

What's up?

How you doing?

What's up, man?

Hi, sweetie.

So, 3,000 women, man?

3,000 women.

You got some ideas?

Yeah,

I got some ideas.

They ain't ready for you.

They ain't ready for us.

Pack your grip

Takin' you on a trip

Ain't no seats

All we got's dancin' feet

Leave your worries behind

'Cause rain, shine,

won't mind

We're Ridin'

on the groove line tonight

Whoot! Whoot!

Whoot! Whoot!

Get this train

Know you'll be glad you came

Hit the track

Party hard there and back

Leave your worries behind

'Cause rain, shine,

won't mind

We're Ridin'

on the groove line tonight

Whoot! Whoot!

Whoot! Whoot!

Check out the wheels

are turnin'

You know we won't stop

We got this boiler burnin'

We're keepin' it hot

So grab your friends

Get the train Comin' through

Climb on board

Where you leave's up to you

Leave your worries behind

'Cause rain, shine,

won't mind

We're Ridin'

on the groove line tonight

Whoot! Whoot!

Whoot! Whoot!

Whoot! Whoot!

Whoot! Whoot!

Leave your worries behind

'Cause rain, shine,

won't mind

We're Ridin'...

good night.

Good night, y'all.

Later, guys.

Where is your yogurt now, man?

I'm starving.

Yeah.

You really think...

You really think

it's gonna work?

You think

I can pull this off?

What, the yogurt truck?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

Man, I hope so.

I hope I can keep it afloat,

man.

'Cause nothing feels that good.

Other than being onstage.

But that's why.

That's why it's gonna work, man.

You love it too much.

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.

It's not gonna be easy.

If you want, man, look,

I'll...

On the way back down, I'll...

I'll go over everything you got.

We'll... we'll go through it.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That'd be cool, man.

You know,

I get why you left.

I'm just glad you're back.

All right, hypnotize.

Make sure you see sound

and lighting.

They'll hook you up.

Go on, make some money.

Give him a locker key.

Next!

Paris.

Holy f***ing sh*t.

What are y'all doing here? Hi.

Give your mama some sugar!

How are you?

How are you?

They always come back.

Mm-hmm.

I am great.

I'm a little confused,

'cause Dallas,

he didn't let me know

y'all were coming.

Where is he?

Dallas is not coming.

It's just us.

Baby, I don't have a spot

for you.

You got a spot for us.

Come on.

Honey, you know how this works.

You're not special.

Especially you.

You... you've been out!

How long?

"D... D... D... D..."

don't worry about it.

Couple years. Come on.

You can find us a spot.

You've not been dancing.

Come on. Look at you.

Let me see.

Come on. You know I...

Are you even in shape?

It's like riding a bike.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I don't know.

Who's this? Big dumb Rick?

How you doing?

It's dick.

Okay.

So, you don't have an M.C.

We do have an M.C.

You don't have an M.C.

What am I supposed to do?

We do have an M.C.

Hey, gorgeous.

Shut the f*** up.

Mm-hmm.

Hey.

How you been?

How have you been?

Good.

So, you got a spot for us?

This girl taught me everything

I know.

Who is at 10:
20?

Bumper Grinders?

All right.

For her.

10:
20.

That's why I love you.

That's a money spot.

I expect y'all to make

some money in that spot.

Thank you.

How are the knees?

Rotten.

Yeah?

You good?

Tell you the truth, man,

I haven't felt this nervous

since desert storm.

What?

H-how have I known you

this long

and I don't know that you were

in desert storm?

Just never came up.

Look, I don't know.

Me and you, we haven't really

had a chance to have our moment.

Are we good?

You know, Mike,

when I called you,

I didn't call

to f*** with you.

I called

'cause I missed you, man.

Read my fangs.

Let her make her own decisions.

Psst!

Whatever.

Chill, guys.

I f***ed Bella!

Who's killing it out there?

F***ing vampire bullshit.

Did you guys see this?

They're doing

a f***ing "Twilight" routine

and they're mopping up.

All those tweeners

are growing up, man.

Makes perfect sense.

Mm. That's true.

Yep.

Wow.

Okay.

Dude, I-I just don't want to

f*** this up, man.

What are you t...

You're not gonna f*** this up.

And look,

and on the off chance

that we actually go out there

and sh*t the bed, who cares?

Don't say that.

Why? F*** it.

Look, I love you guys.

This trip has been ridiculous

and amazing.

So please do not make me give

the whole

"it's not about

how we go out there and do it,

it's about getting to go out

there and do it together" speech

that I just f***ing gave you.

W... okay.

Richie, what are you?

You're not a fireman.

What are you?

I'm a m-male entertainer.

Entertainer.

Ooh, yeah.

What are we?

F*** it, man.

Male entertainers.

That's right. Come on.

Get it in.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hold that up.

Hold that up.

Look, it's not bro time,

it's showtime.

Are you guys ready? Yeah.

We're ready.

All right. Come on.

Let's do this.

All right. Ready?

One, two, three.

Male entertainers!

We're strippers.

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