Magic Mike XXL Page #5

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feel that?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah!

That is our energies, man.

We are connected.

Hold...

Toby! Toby, throw it back here,

brother. We need you.

Come on.

Come on, man, sync up.

Come on!

This is powerful, man!

You feel that rhythm?

Oh, yeah.

Mm, mm-mm-mm

Yeah.

Ooh, yeah.

Mm, mm-mm-mm

I love you guys!

That's our pulse, man.

I am so thankful

that we are all here together

on this last ride, man.

Everybody...

Everybody close your eyes

and let's just appreciate it,

not as six beings, but as one.

As one.

As one. As one unit, man.

One f***ing unit.

As one. We've got to move

into the future as one.

As one unit.

One unit moving as one.

The past is over!

Yeah.

Sh*t!

Ugh.

F***!

What the hell happened?

Ow! Get off!

Get off my f***ing leg!

Ugh. F***!

Is everybody okay?

No, I'm not f***ing okay!

I'm not okay at all!

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, we got a man down!

Oh, f***.

Where'd that come from?

He hit his f***ing head there.

Oh, sh*t.

He's okay.

Your friend suffered

a Grade-2 concussion

and required some stitches.

So he's gonna live?

Yes.

He'll need to stay here

for 48 hours of observation.

He's in here.

My pupils bugging out?

Shh. Be cool.

You think she knows?

Oh, sh*t, man.

Hey. Toby.

What's up, buddy? Hey, bro.

What's up, man?

Oh, f***.

Hey, guys.

I'm so f***ing sorry.

No. No. I shouldn't have reached

for you, man.

F***, man.

I shouldn't have closed my eyes.

Well, that's

definitely true.

F***, yeah.

I mean, what were you thinking?

Hey. Hey, hey.

Go easy on him, man.

Come on. Look at him.

Easy? He's fine.

Right? Yeah, I'm fine, but

the f***ing truck, man.

Yeah,

the truck is towed.

It's going to take a few days

to fix it.

But I think

we can afford it.

I just... I don't know

about the paint job.

It won't be original,

but, uh, I can get it close.

Are you in pain, man?

Yeah. They gave me a little bit

of something,

but it's just, like, sh*t.

Yeah, I'm feeling that.

What are you doing?

Reiki.

I'm a level-3 healer.

Oh, sh*t.

This f***ing sucks.

No f***ing M.C.

No f***ing whip.

No f***ing costumes!

That was a brilliant idea.

Throwing the f***ing costumes

out the window?

Stupid! Just chill, man. No, man.

It's an Omen, okay?

It's a sign.

We're exactly where we're

supposed to be, all right?

Please spare us the f***ing

Gandhi routine right now!

Okay.

You have so much anger, man.

And it is all in your heart

chakra, and it's f***ing toxic.

Look, guys, please just chill. I

don't even know what that means!

Come on! This is the comedown

from the Molly.

Get a grip. God. You're Goddamn

right it's f***ing comedown!

This trip's over!

All I wanted

was one more f***ing ride!

Is that too much to ask?

Aw.

Is Richie gonna cry

because life isn't exactly

the way he wants it right now?

Oh, okay, Mr. C.E.O.

Why don't you take

your bullshit advice

and give it

to your f***ing employees?

Employees?

I have one employee.

And I can't even pay

for his healthcare.

But I bust my ass every month

to keep it going.

So don't act like

we don't all have problems.

All right?

Oh, whatever, man.

I'm the one who told you coming

with us was a horrible idea.

Oh, it's been the year

of the horrible idea, man.

You want to see

another horrible idea?

I got one for you.

Bam.

There you go.

There's a nice, juicy

horrible idea for you.

Brooke said no?

Look, I had my life

all planned out with her.

All right? I...

It was all perfectly set up.

I had the house,

I had the dog,

I had "Downton Abbey"

on the weekends.

I even did the proposal

on the beach

with bacon and mimosas

and pancakes and all that.

And for whatever reason

that I'll probably never

understand...

She wanted something else.

So I came on this trip

with you fucks

to just try to get on

with it.

So I'm gonna be damned

if I'm gonna just let it end

right here and now.

You're right.

You're Goddamn right.

We can't let the train

stop here.

That's right.

No.

We got a Tsunami of dollar bills

to get to, daddy.

Oh, we're on a mission.

F***, yeah.

Look, we'll get another M.C.

Right, Tobias?

That's the energy

I'm talking about right there.

Look, we'll pick him up

on the way home.

All we got to do

is get a rental car.

We're not gonna need

a rental car, I don't think.

This is another horrible idea,

but...

I know an M.C. In Savannah.

Gentlemen.

Hey.

How can I be

of service?

Uh, is Rome in tonight?

Are you a member, sir?

N-no.

Not a...

No, we're not members.

Uh... I used to...

I used to dance here...

Before it was this.

Can you just do me a favor

and...

Just if you could get my name

to Rome.

Mike Lane.

And if... and if that doesn't do

the trick,

I guess we'll just stop

bothering you.

You can follow me.

Uh, y'all chill

down here.

I'll be back.

What's up?

Sit your ass down.

Malik, I'm sorry

for the surprise,

but a ghost is a ghost.

I'll see you downstairs

in a minute, okay?

So, they said

"Mike Lane and company."

Mm-hmm.

Who's your company?

It's what's left

of the kings of Tampa.

Oh, let me guess.

Mr. Crocodile Dundee

done did a little Houdini act?

Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Seems so.

Just so you know,

I got out on my own accord

three years ago.

But yet here you are.

You got my curiosity,

Mike.

Floor is yours.

No.

I was just in the neighborhood

and wanted to see

if I could stop by and borrow

a cup of brown sugar.

Boy, I tell you,

sh*t don't change, huh?

Always got to lead

with a joke

before you ask

for what you want.

No.

So, what did you do,

turn this place into some sort

of a country club or something?

Guess you could say that.

You know, back in the day

in the Roman empire,

as long as you paid the emperor

your taxes,

you could worship

who you wanted,

where you wanted,

how you wanted.

Freedom had a small price.

Do you know what people value

more than freedom, Mike?

Please say strippers.

Nope.

Beauty.

So, if beauty is something

you really wish to behold,

you can behold all the beauty

you want right here.

All I ask is for

a little monthly fee, you know?

So it's a subscription-based

pleasure that you're selling?

You got it.

Why don't you let me

show you around?

See what we do here.

Maybe you'll learn

a little something.

I wanna freak you

I wanna freak you

I wanna freak you

I wanna freak you

I wanna freak you

I wanna freak you

I would give anything, baby

Tonight you won't be sorry

Tonight you got my mind

How you doing, queen?

Good.

You feeling good?

You having a good time?

Mm-hmm.

All right, now,

Mr. Augustus.

I want you to keep taking care

of this beauty, you hear me?

Yes, ma'am.

All right.

To show how much

I think about freakin' you?

What must I say

What must I do

To show how much

I think about freakin' you?

But I couldn't go for weeks

I can even play

with another body

But it wouldn't last

'cause I'm a freak

Oh, everything you say

I'm turned on

by everything you do

And at night

when I close my eyes

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