Magic Mike XXL Page #7

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I have Andre over here

to take care of you.

He'll take you

wherever you want to go.

Yeah.

We got to get on the road.

This was, uh,

this was fun...

Whatever, I guess,

that this was.

It was good seeing you.

Likewise.

So... what was that?

Y'all used to dance together?

Uh, yeah.

Look, it's a...

It's a long, long story, but,

uh, Rome and I met each other

at a very interesting time

in our lives,

and... and, uh, I guess you

could say that we had a thing.

Mm. Yeah.

I'd say you had a thing.

Yeah.

Well, until I, uh,

I went to work with Dallas.

Yeah.

So... is she gonna come help us

or what?

No.

No.

I don't... I don't think

that's gonna actually happen.

Rome likes to stay

in her castle.

That's why she built it.

So, uh, I getting on 95 north,

right?

Yeah. Yeah.

It's just outside of Charleston.

She texted me the address.

I don't know.

I'll tell you

when we get closer.

You need a co-pilot?

Yes, please.

Okay.

That was insane tonight,

man.

Thanks. I'm serious, dude.

That was like...

It was a good night.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

Your stuff is revolutionary,

man.

Sometimes the songs

are a little...

No, man. It was perfect.

Are you kidding me?

I appreciate that. And you

just made that up on the spot.

I... well, Rome likes us

to put our passion in our work.

Well, it shows, man.

I've never seen anything

like that.

Are you doing anything else

with your music?

Man, I'm trying.

I put it up online.

Hopefully, like, it'll spread

through social media,

but honestly, with this E.P.

That's coming out, it's...

Oh, cool, man.

It's hard to get people

to pay attention to it.

'Cause there's so much sh*t that comes

on the Internet every day. Oh. So much.

I just want to stay

authentic.

Yeah. Well,

at least you're trying, man.

At least you're trying.

That's why I moved

down to Florida back in the day,

actually,

was to do music stuff.

Really?

Yeah. Yeah.

I sang

in "Dream along with Mickey"

at Disney world

from '03 to '05.

What?

Yeah, man.

For real.

I mean, I started out

as the Donald duck understudy,

but I... I was playing Mickey

by my second year.

I got signed by an agent,

booked a couple

regional commercial spots.

And one day I heard an ad on

the radio looking for dancers.

And you know how that sh*t goes,

so...

When I started this,

I thought...

Man, I thought I'd hate it.

But now, if the... if, like,

the E.P. Blew up tomorrow,

I'd probably still do this

on the side.

What?

I'm serious.

You're shitting me.

Do you see how many girls I meet

every day?

Yes.

For free?

For free!

I don't got to pay for...

All I do is sing.

And you think about that.

Like, these girls have to deal

with men in their lives

every day who...

They don't listen to them.

They don't ask them

what they want.

They don't even ask them

what they want.

All we got to do is ask them

what they want.

And when they tell you,

it's a beautiful thing, man.

It's like we're like...

We're like healers or something.

Yes, man.

F***, yes.

We are.

That's right.

We're healers.

We're healers, man.

We can be.

Okay. Yeah. We can be.

We can be.

Okay.

I like that.

Hey, thanks for the ride.

No problem, man.

Good talking to you, man.

Safe home.

Look us up

when you get back.

All right, man.

Thanks, man.

You sure this is the place?

Yeah. I'm positive.

She said it, and I got the text.

Looks like somebody hooked up

with a trust fund baby! You know?

I just hit her

with her favorite flavor, baby,

and we're livin' large.

Megan?

Hello?

Megan?

There's some law of attraction

going on up in here.

There's somebody in here.

Megan!

It's Tito!

Hey!

Oh... sh*t.

Who are you?

Just, uh,

friends of Megan.

Ah.

Is Megan here?

My daughter and her friends

are outside.

Who are you?

Oh, you're having a party.

We'll just go out...

You said Megan was back this way

in the guesthouse?

You hold on.

Y'all can't just walk

in my house like strangers

without having a hello drink.

You come on now

and have a seat.

What you want?

You want red? You want white?

We got whiskey.

We got shine.

Y'all get something.

How about we start with wine

and end with shine?

I like that rule.

Honey, you come sit right here.

Come on.

Oh, sh*t!

Thank you so much.

It smells good.

Well... cheers!

Cheers. Cheers. Eye contact.

Thank you for your hospitality,

Ma'am.

Quit that proper sh*t.

You sound just like my ex.

What are your names?

Uh, I'm Mike.

This is Tito...

Tito.

...Ken...

Ken.

...Richie,

uh...

Ernest.

...Ernest. Ernest.

Well, I'm Nancy.

And this is Mae, Julia,

Diane, and Jessica.

Hey.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet y'all.

Thank you, ladies.

Y'all don't look like

you're from around here.

We're from Miami.

Uh, just...

Florida.

There's one in Ohio,

dude.

Just passing through

on our way to myrtle beach.

Oh! Myrtle beach!

Redneck Riviera.

Y'all should try Kiawah instead.

Oh, yeah, I heard

that's real nice, ma'am.

"Oh, yeah, I heard

that's real nice, ma'am."

Listen to him!

Is that

what I sound like?

You're good!

Don't think I don't know

what you're doing here

with those girls.

How do y'all know

my daughter?

We just...

Uh, we just met her at a...

At a... in Jacksonville at...

At a...

It was a bar.

A bar.

Well, that's my daughter.

Always making new friends!

So what do y'all do?

We are...

I, uh... hey!

How are you?

Hey!

Hi!

There you are.

Hey.

What are y'all talking about?

Oh, the boys

are just about to tell us

what they do for a living.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

We, uh...

What do... uh, I have...

I have my own furniture company.

Yeah. He's great.

Um...

Tito here is into yogurt.

Frozen yogurt.

Yeah. artisanal.

Ken is a budding actor and, um,

and level-3 reiki healer.

Uh, so if you need any work

done...

Uh, Ernie is...

Is an artist.

He's a painter.

Mom,

they're male strippers.

Now, that makes sense.

Why didn't you say so

in the first place?

Because it's f***ing awkward

to do somebody like that.

Enough with that f***ing language!

Oh, God, I don't think

I've ever had

a real live stripper

in my house before.

You have now.

Uh, well, actually,

the... the technical term is...

Is male entertainer.

Oh, my!

Mom, they're not here for that.

They're just friends.

Of course not!

Sh*t, Diana, go down

and grab us some more Vino.

No, no, no.

Don't... don't you worry.

I got this. I'll reload, Nancy.

Okay, baby.

You just... you just get

anything that looks expensive.

As much of the good stuff

as your little arms can carry,

darling.

You got it.

I-I got arms.

I'll help.

Are you native American,

Tito?

Yes, on my mother's side.

Really, I've got it.

Thanks, though.

Oh, you do not have it.

By what I just saw

up there,

we are gonna need a f***ing

pack mule to water that bunch.

So... I don't know.

Let's f***ing do this.

I thought you were supposed to

be in New York, by the way.

Oh, wait.

Is that not where we are?

Wow.

Hmm?

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