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Why you turned the beat off?

I mean you're rapping

about toys and WWE

And aloe blacc.

The f*** are you

talking about my nigga?

- Man listen you

don't understand

The song said I'm a real nigga.

- What real nigga

raps about Mattel?

- Mattel is the parent

company for barbie and ken.

Get it barbie, ken?

That's f***ed up boogie.

That's real f***ed up.

- I bet in all the

history of hip-hop

There's been no rapper that

has used the word Mattel.

- Turn the beat back on

And don't turn it

off on me again.

'cause you sound more

retarded than Gucci mane.

- What?

- The fact that you can sound

more retarded than Gucci mane-

- You don't call nobody

Gucci mane retarded.

See you call a man

retarded you know

I'd rather be radio retarded

Forrest Gump retarded

But you gonna call me

Gucci mane retarded?

But if I come up in here

and knock your ass out

Then I'll be wrong.

You know what f*** you man.

- F*** me?

- F*** you.

- No no no f*** you okay?

Because this whole sh*t

is f***ed up, all right?

It's gonna be f***,

f***, f***, f***,

Through the whole record.

We're just gon' call

this record "f***ed up"

Because it's gon'

be all f***ed up.

You gon' be f***ed,

I'm gon' be f***ed.

Let's just be f***ed right?

- No start the beat man.

- Im'a switch it up for you

And you gon' stop

f***ing up my sh*t.

'cause you f***ing

up my sh*t right now.

- All right whatever man.

- I was just barking to try

to show them I'm a big dog.

I'm a big dog.

You acting like I

said I was a puppy.

I didn't say I was a puppy.

I didn't puppy it.

- Breathe nigga.

- Man put another beat on.

Ooh you know what?

Im'a change it up since you

don't like what I wrote.

Im'a freestyle.

- Ooh okay!

- You ready? Let's go.

Why you never

see no black cops

because I'm playing black ops

why you never

see no black cops

yeah I'm playing black ops

pierce two pierce three

boy I'm playing black ops

that black ops black ops

yeah I'm playing black ops

that black ops

that black ops yeah

- Poor little Tink

Tink still at it huh

- Fool got fired from his job,

Then told his baby mama

that he'll get signed

Or she can put him

on child support.

- Ha! She might as well

file them papers now.

I'll shoot you lil boy

I don't care if you thirteen

knock your motherfucking

ass out so clean

Why do you even

produce this sh*t?

- That's my boy

I can't just tell him he trash.

- Uh yeah you can.

And if he was really your boy

You would tell him the truth.

You wanna get

shot in my hood

- All right all right.

- Hey hey hey man!

You ain't gon' keep doing this

When I'm up in pocket!

I'm in pocket right now.

Nigga you need to put

those lyrics in your pocket

'cause that sh*t is trash.

- Man f*** you and f***...

Ooh.

- why you looking

at my sister like that?

- What's good baby girl?

- Not your lyrics.

- Now why you gotta be so salty?

- I'm not being salty.

I'm just letting

you know what my

Bucket-head ass brother won't.

You're a terrible rapper.

Like trash.

- Listen, I don't know what

the f*** you talking about.

- Called you trash in

English, Spanish, Italian,

Russian, German, and Swahili.

- Mm Swahili huh?

So how you say "trash"

in Swahili again?

- Takataka.

- Well look you call me trash

You say takataka

But if I get that

chopper on your mans

He'll go blocka-blocka.

Blocka!

- Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.

- What made you learn all

them languages anyway?

I decided to look them

up to let you know

That you were trash from

all around the globe

'cause English just

wasn't gon' cut it.

- Mm.

When you gon' let

me f*** though?

- Ay nigga this my sister!

- Man I don't care.

I'm trying to be your step-daddy

Now take your ass to your

room before I get my belt.

- First of all you are

never gonna f*** okay?

- Mm.

- And why is that?

- Because I don't

f*** with rappers

But even if I did

I wouldn't f*** with a

trash ass rapper like you.

- But I ain't trash though.

- Man you went from talking

about police brutality,

To video games, and

sex, in the same 16.

- Man you know what?

I call that range my brother.

- Sh*t.

- You know what?

I got something for you candy.

- Don't want it,

I don't want it.

- Bryce tiller mix.

Where I can sing to you.

- Ew.

- You know what?

The f***?

- This goes out

to a special lady.

Drop that boogie.

Baby take care of that p*ssy

so I can eat that p*ssy

- I mean like on the

low it kinda goes.

- Shut up boogie!

Baby I would never beat

the p*ssy up p*ssy up

I just want to show

the p*ssy love p*ssy love

give the p*ssy

gold medal gold medal

put that p*ssy right on

a pedestal on a pedestal

on a pedestal on a pedestal

- Hey come on man!

- that's disrespectful.

Look you don't put your

ashy fingers on my sh*t!

- You're not gonna f***.

- Come on look I ain't

gon' use no condom.

Im'a shoot the club all up.

- no the hell you ain't.

- She doesn't want

herpes so no thank you.

You're gonna stop trying

to smash my sister man.

- Man, she know she want this.

- But on the real though?

That last one kind of went.

- See I tried to tell you.

- But it's not you so...

- Hey man I'm trying

to make a hit.

As long as they

spell my name right

On the checks I'm good.

- But if you don't care

what you sound like

What's the purpose

of doing music?

- For money!

Look when pink first came

out she was an r&b singer.

There you go looking pitiful

- Aye aye aye man I ain't

ask you to audition.

This ain't American idol.

But yeah she was

an r&b singer first

And then once she made the money

She start making music

she wanted to make.

- But you not pink.

You could just be you

right off the jump.

- Man shut the f*** up!

I don't give a goddamn.

You know about

goddamn child support?

You don't know sh*t.

- Okay all right,

that's real talk,

But I'm just saying.

How the hell you

gon' get signed?

You ain't never met anybody

in the industry ever.

Not once.

- I mean we could

re-release "Henny dick."

You know that was a banger.

- Nigga ain't nobody

listen to Henny dick

The first time you released it.

You know what?

I got it.

We re-release Henny dick right?

- That's what I'm saying.

- Get seven plays

then get signed.

- Man shut the f*** up.

- Okay all right.

How about this?

Battle rap.

- Man I don't know

how to battle rap.

- Come with me.

Dream with me.

- I'm trying.

- This what we gon' do.

Im'a show you the vision okay?

So we gon' go to the

battle rap right?

- Okay.

- Im'a record you on

my boost mobile phone.

- Oh sh*t.

- And I got the

upgrade you can see.

You can record on this one.

- Ooh.

- Okay all right?

Im'a upload it on Facebook.

- Facebook.

- It's gon' go viral.

- Then nick cannon gon' see it.

- Incredible.

- Incredible, you gon'

get signed to ncredible!

- Yo um where the rap battle at?

- It's inside yo.

- All right you ain't

gotta be all rude man.

We might jump your ass someday.

- Try me nigga.

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