Major Deal Page #3

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- All right come on let's go.

- I ain't say today.

F*** this nigga

and f*** his life

before the battle

started I f***ed his wife

- Come on guys.

That's not true.

That's not true.

Why you even on stage nigga

why you even try this

you soft serve b*tch

you like vanilla ice is

- Did he just say

vanilla ice is?

Oh you gon' cry now lil b*tch

I wouldn't act surprised

but you better

yell color money

or you get

slammed like plies

look im'a take it easy now

I ain't gon' finish you off

'cause I see your bae watching

call me david Hasselhoff

- yeah.

- Oh my god!

Mike done made him kill himself.

Did you kill yourself nigga

I find that kind of odd

I guess me and my nigga boogie

we the suicide squad

- Nigga.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You ready for this sh*t

'cause these niggas is going in.

You wanna battle me homes

knock that sh*t off

'fore I drive

past the trump rally

and drop your ass off

who I look like cat

y'all got me out

here fighting kids

kneecaps bigger

than her titties is

I go this way and come back

I go this way and hear

brrraaattt

drop me off at the trump rally

I seen that coming all along

but you can't even drive

you like you be

barbecuing dog

bet your drawers

is hella shitty

'cause you smell like sh*t

but on a serious note

when was the last time

you seen your dick

looking like a broke

ass snoop from the wire

dreads is on some other sh*t

they need to be set on fire

you f*** b*tches

with a strap on

and you think you a real man

that's not real man

- All right y'all.

Y'all calm down.

Calm the f*** down, sh*t.

All right first off...

- You ready?

- Hell yeah, I'm ready.

- All right man,

you better bring it.

- Im'a bring it.

- All right.

- And mike massacre!

All right, all right, all right.

So we coming through.

Y'all get in y'all positions.

Y'all look each other

up in the eyes like men

Real dogs, real lions,

you know what I'm saying?

Okay to my right we got my dude

Coming all the way from

the back of the room

White privilege.

Give it up for white

privilege y'all.

That's my dog!

And you know we can't end this

thing without going to the

Black sheep, the black goat,

the greatest of all time.

- I want y'all to give it

up for my dog mike massacre!

- Thanks boogie.

- We in here, we in here.

So we did the coin

flip in the back

And my man mike he got it

The ball is on his court.

So what we doing my man?

- Let this Justin Bieber

ass nigga go first man.

- Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!

I like the name calling!

White privilege what we doing?

Come on.

This my first battle

oh what a day

today I get to battle

younger broker

fake ass deray

- Sh*t.

- fake ass deray!

You light skinned

with tattoos

- How the f*** he know that?

You got a muscular figure

you're trying

to be my man crush

you broke ass n*gger

- Come on man y'all

tag-teaming and sh*t man.

Y'all can't do two in one.

- you lost.

- F*** you and f*** you.

- you lost.

- F*** you looking

at hoe ass nigga?

- Hey man seriously

thank you so much.

- Anytime you need a

nigga pass holla at me.

I'm your nigga pass.

- Yeah, for sure.

Don't say that sh*t.

I'm your boy all right.

- Okay.

- You ain't gotta

say it you understand

'cause if you have to say

it I would beat your ass.

- That's cool.

- Aye check it out

Check it out.

- What's up?

- Get your white

ass out of here.

- Yeah, for sure.

- All right?

- Damn man.

What the f*** was that?

Man you see how they

double teamed me in there?

- Yeah white boy

bagged your ass man

But it's already blowing

up on the 'gram though.

- Man how it get there so fast?

Boogie, it's 'cause

you posted the sh*t.

- Nigga, you're about to

get so many followers from

Baller alert nigga.

- Nigga they tagged you.

- You know what? I'll delete it.

- Man it's too late boogie.

Everybody gon' see that man.

- All right im'a

do you one better.

Im'a shout you out when

I get all the followers

I'm just going to direct

them right back to you.

- ahh! Nigga!

- Man that's some bullshit man.

Y'all can't f***ing tag...

F***ing boogie man!

Man up man down

let me find out

you just a fan now

im'a whip that work like a

Know boys want

them mixtapes man.

I got that OG mike

massacre new mixtape.

Yeah with the smash

hit Henny dick.

I know somebody want a mixtape.

Oh hey Fam I need

you to come listen

To my mixtape right now.

- Let me call you back,

it's a nigga selling sh*t.

- Come on, come on Bruh.

- This you?

- This the OG mike massacre.

'cause I'm gone off the Henny

- okay.

Gone off the Henny

- Oh you walking me down.

You walking me the f*** down.

- I'm walking you down?

- You walking me down aah!

- Look, you should

listen to my new mixtape.

It's called Henny dick.

- Oh yeah I love rap music.

- Oh well you're in

luck. It's only $5.

- Oh well perfect.

- Oh my god thank you.

- Oh you're welcome, of course.

I love supporting

underground artist.

- Really.

- - thank you.

- Hey, thank you.

- my first sale, I love this.

- Nigga this sh*t is trash!

Nigga kill yourself

please, suicide!

Shotgun, pills,

nigga whatever it is.

You got to die today!

- Still walking down!

Still walking down.

Come on up with that mother.

Come up ah ah ah ah.

Aye who did the beat?

- Man my boy boogie on the beat.

- Nigga boogie on the beat oh!

- Yo my man, my man,

Need you to listen

to my mixtape Fam.

Tell them what you think.

It's that fire.

- What the f***?

You f***in' up my buzz man.

- Yo what you talkin' about?

- Take this $5 you gonna

need it more than me man.

- That's f***ed up man.

- Let me go back to sleep.

- F*** you.

- Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Dab with the leg up.

Dab with the leg.

- Sick.

Like I knew I had

that sick flow.

- No it's making me sick.

- Huh?

- Oh I'll buy your mixtape

But you gon' have to hit this.

Gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

- And does that bean

savor the flavor?

'cause im'a ride your face.

- Ah ah ah slide.

- Got to walk with it

Got to walk with it

- Man

I see what you doin'.

- Man Fam.

- Boy I see you.

I see you.

I see you out here hustlin' boy.

I see what you doin'.

- Man listen.

And I know you want one boy.

- I see it.

- They only $5.

I'm about to get

you one right now.

- Five dollars?

- Yeah they $5.

- I really didn't

even like it that much

When I think about it.

I ain't like it that much.

- But Fam you was

just dancing to it.

If I ain't hear no music I'd

still bet getting my sh*t in.

Five dollars

Foot longs cost $5,

not that bullshit.

Take it out the collection

plate at church.

Young mike massy

I'm fast like the flashy

watch me come assy

Hey baby I need you to

come listen to my mixtape.

- I have a boyfriend.

- Man ain't nobody tryna f***.

Maybe I am trying to.

Hey mothafucka!

- What?

- Nigga you think I'm supposed

to be scared of you nigga?

Huh? Nigga I will

Man I ain't mean to do that.

Man I got a whole

family at the crib.

I got a little daughter man.

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