Major Deal Page #4

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They got me on child support.

- Hold on hold on wait wait.

Child support?

- Yeah.

- I'm two payments

behind myself my dude.

I understand man.

- Oh man bro.

- Aye you do your thing my dude.

- Hey I appreciate that bro.

- Good luck man.

- I appreciate it.

Thanks for not whoopin' my ass.

- Yeah no problem

brother no problem.

- B*tch ass nigga!

- Aye my man my man my man.

- Sorry I don't give any

money to the homeless

You're probably gonna

buy drugs with it.

- No no no I'm not homeless.

It's my mixtape.

- Oh you're a rapper?

- Yeah.

- I'm sorry.

I'd actually rather give money

To a homeless guy for drugs

Than an old rapper

money for a mixtape.

No thanks.

- Man f*** you Zac Efron.

Probably a believer anyway.

- Straight out of Compton

two:
Eazy's revenge?

Come on man that's

what we doing out here?

Madea gets shot in the hips?

Come on man.

Fast and furious 17 high octane?

I thought they

was like on eight.

What the hell going on?

Man they ain't never got no

real movies up in here man.

- Should check out

bridge of spies Fam.

- Oh word?

- Yeah tom hanks pulls

in a decent performance

But Mark Rylance he

really steals the show.

- Okay then.

All right hey all

right all right.

Yeah we'll get that.

- Hey man good looking out man.

- Oh no doubt boy.

All right.

Henny dick?

- Aye that's my mixtape Fam.

You should listen to that

Instead of watching them

old ass movies anyway.

- How I'm supposed

to turn this in?

You ain't got no barcode Fam.

This a $30 mixtape.

- Long day of the hustle.

Another person got to

listen to Henny dick

You know what I'm saying?

Which makes the

world a better place.

- Man this woman done

lost her damn mind.

See she want me to go OJ.

I can't go OJ.

I don't got the OJ money.

I can't get Shapiro and Cochran.

They gon' lock me up.

F*** that!

- You need to put some

creatine in your booty

Or something baby 'cause

you ain't got no ass.

Huh?

Huh?

Hold on, hold on.

Hey could you turn

that down dog?

I'm on the phone.

- Oh sh*t.

You like this sh*t man?

It's off my mixtape.

Put a lot of work into man.

I see you feelin' it.

It's about time somebody

understand man a artist.

- Hey wait I can't

hear you, hold on.

Aye aye my nigga turn

that down please.

Aye Deelore let me

call you back my nigga.

Aye man turn that

bullshit down man.

What kind of goofy sh*t is this.

Don't nobody want to hear

this old poo poo ass sh*t.

- Mami got a little hot

fire in here cab man.

- Never mind I'll walk.

- Wait wait wait wait

wait this say 47 miles

To your destination.

- I'll walk.

- You know what?

You should get you a

copy right now man.

F*** it.

- Oh I deaf.

I don't hear nothing.

- Oh man I thought you

was jammin' my sh*t.

- Aye my nigga if you

don't turn this muthafuckin

Matter fact man pull over.

Man let me out this muthafucker.

Nigga pull this muthafucker

over and let me out nigga.

- Okay.

- Let me out nigga.

All right man all right.

- You old deaf ass b*tch.

What the f*** is

wrong with you man?

- I could still

read lips though.

- Nigga f*** you!

- No f*** you.

- F*** you, f*** you.

- No f*** you man.

- You know who the f*** I am?

Man I'll kill yo muthafuckin ass

Out here playing with me.

Nigga I'm a gangster.

- F***in' deaf ass b*tch nigga.

- Aye aye.

- What?

- Yo mamma like this

deaf dick though.

- Man im'a, im'a!

'cause I'm gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

take this Hennessy dick

she want the Hennessy dick

- Oh sh*t that's hella yella.

This my chance, this my chance.

God.

Hey hella yella

man what's up boy?

- What's goin' on?

- Hey man I'm a big fan man.

I love all your mixtapes man.

I jam them back to front,

front to back, all that man.

Man you a...

- lax Fam.

- Lax okay.

What time your flight leave?

- Now, I gotta be

up there right now.

Could we go?

- All right say no

more, say no more.

- Yeah yeah yeah.

- I got you.

- Thank you.

- Let's ride out.

Like your single.

Remember your single

ride out, ride out.

That was jammer.

You know yella I don't

really do this man

But you mind if I uh...

- Let me guess, you want

to show me your mixtape?

- Yeah man, would you?

You know what I'm saying?

Just listen to the heat I got.

- Yeah yeah yeah yeah why not?

Let me get one.

- All right cool you want one.

Man aye man I

appreciate that man.

Man look...

- Henny dick?

- It can ride

Any kind of where.

You know it can

ride in your car.

- Okay.

- You could play it at church.

You know you could play

it to some other record.

Aye man what the

f*** you doing man?

- Nigga don't nobody give a f***

About yo dusty ass mixtape.

I can't even help myself nigga.

My label don't let me make

the music I'm trying to make.

My next album's

called black titties.

You think I wanted that?

You think that's what

the streets wanted?

- Definitely not.

- No it's not

So f*** yo mixtape nigga.

- Man that's f***ed up yella.

You could have just said no bro.

- You could have

just taken me to lax.

Terminal five nigga.

Oh I got something for yo ass.

This Hennessy right here man

Yeah this that hot sh*t I

was trying to put you on.

Cause I'm gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

take this Hennessy dick

she want the Hennessy dick

I give her Hennessy dick

she need the Hennessy dick

- Damn nigga this you?

Gone off the Henny

Aye this sh*t kind

of go hard brotha.

Oh sh*t.

- Yeah you like this sh*t?

- This sh*t is hard nigga.

- You like this?

Turn this bullshit off nigga.

Got about as much talent

as a damn sub sandwich.

- You know what?

F*** the airport.

- Aye this, aye that was,

that was the exit Fam.

All right all right I

see what's happening.

I see what's going on.

You fittin' to rape me?

- Aye man, man hell nah.

Man what are you talking about?

- Yeah right nigga.

Yeah right.

Yo trash ass mixtape don't work

So you got to go with

plan b, plan booty.

I'm calling the police.

- Man call the police f*** boy.

I'm taking you to the

airport like you asked.

- Nigga my flight is at lax.

- I'm taking you to long beach.

That's what I thought you said.

- What kind of f***in'

rapist set up is this?

I don't understand how...

- ain't nobody

trying to rape you man.

- yeah the f*** right.

- stop f***in' saying that.

- man you full of yourself.

- hey lil'

homie what you in for?

- You can't have

none of my cornbread.

- What you talkin' about?

- You can't have

none of my cornbread.

I know how this works.

First you try and

take my cornbread

Next thing you know

I'm washing drawers

And helping brush your teeth

And wiping your ass.

- Oh man ain't nobody talking

about no drawers and sh*t.

- Man look I know one

thing if you touch me

It's gon' be consequences

and repercussions

Around this b*tch!

- I know this nigga

ain't quoting life.

- Nigga I got life.

Man what y'all didn't know?

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