Major Deal Page #5

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I'm in here for triple

homicide niggas.

Yeah triple homicide.

I killed my plug 'cause he ain't

Let me run off on

him twice okay?

Then I killed the lawyer

'cause he ain't help me

Get up out of here.

Then I killed my barber

'cause he f***ed up

my line in my mugshot.

- Micah Jehosaphat Jones

Mm hmm

You made bail.

- My baby.

- Yo pastor Jones!

- Hey what's up

hector how you been?

- I'm cool.

So ya boy got a triple homicide

And made bail huh?

How did that happen?

This boy wouldn't let

hella yella out of his car.

- And I would have

killed his as too.

- Yeah I bet.

- The f*** you

lookin' at lil' nigga.

This blood over here nigga.

What you want to do?

- Don't you use that type

of language in front of me.

- Mama you crazy?

- Don't you talk to

your mother like that

In my presence boy.

You crazy.

- All right hector

you be good here?

- Yes sir.

- I'll see you in the chapel

this week for bible study?

- Bet.

- All right.

- All right.

- Son what on earth

has gotten into you?

We have worked too hard to

have you embarrassing us

Getting arrested

and carrying on.

- Man he was trying to punk me.

I was just trying to

play him my mixtape.

- Here we go.

- You still trying

to do that rap stuff?

If you gon' be a rapper

You need to be one of

those christian rappers

Like Lecrae, Andy

Mineo, or Spazzy rocket.

- Ma they don't

even call themselves

Christian rappers no more.

- I got Lecrae's

mixtape, church clothes.

You telling me he ain't

no christian rapper?

- What are you doing

listening to Lecrae anyway?

- He go hard during zumba.

- Why you want to

be a rapper anyway?

You were raised in ministry.

You could help me

build this kingdom.

I can use your help.

- I used to be in

the world like y'all.

- Yes he did.

- I used to be

flippin' and dippin'

Stickin' and lickin'.

- Oh he slid up in my DM's.

- I used to be gone

Off the Henny.

- Aye yeah.

- Which is still

available on Itunes.

If y'all want to go

get that y'all can.

- yes thank you Jesus.

- I used to turn

up for the world

But now I turn up for the lord.

- ah yes, oh yeah.

- Hallelujah.

- Now I whip the devil.

- whip that devil.

- Preach preacher.

- Now I dab on the

devil's forehead.

Boom boom boom.

- Get him get him.

- bang bang bang bang bang.

I used to listen to future.

- Well I still do.

- You know I love to talk that

stick talk, that stick talk.

You know?

But god gave me a future.

Mmm Jesus child

- God told me Jeremiah 29:11

"for I know the plans I

have for you says the lord"

- That's good that's good.

- I don't need codeine.

- say it!

- I don't need lean 'cause

I'm already on lean.

Leaning not to my

own understanding.

I'm leaning onto god's

everlasting arms.

- Yes thank you.

- Leaning into his word

And leaning into his promises.

- I want to be saved!

- Put me in a flat

brother Terell.

Nah I'm good on that

pop that ain't me.

- Well what is you?

Getting fired?

Rapping?

Being behind on child support?

- Man I'm good don't

worry about me.

- All right suit yourself.

If you really need a job

You can work maintenance with

deacon Pete around the church.

Make an honest living.

- And if you need to

come home save up money

That's just fine.

- Don't be in no

rush to come home.

Me and your mother have

been being fruitful

And multiplying all

over this house.

- Well you know this rod and

staff been comforting you.

- Okay I'm gonna go

and get up out of here.

Thanks for bailing me out.

- Don't mess around and

miss that court date.

That maintenance job won't

be a suggestion then.

- I got you pops I'll be there.

- All right now.

- what's up?

- here this nigga go.

- Are you ever happy?

- Oh yeah I'm happy.

I'm happy when you pay

your child support on time.

I'm happy when you're leaving.

Oh and I am very happy when

Wilson give me that good

Good good good ow.

- Yes she is always happy

whenever Wilson d*cks her down.

- Let him know.

- Mm hmm.

- Man where is Kennedy?

- She's in her

room getting ready.

Wait I need to talk to

you before you take her.

- What?

- Okay so...

- Does she always

got to be here?

- Oh I can be here.

She needs my support.

- Girl could you

give us a second?

- Really?

You know im'a tell

you everything anyway.

- You right.

You still a b*tch mike.

- Man I'll knock that

weave off yo head

You disrespect me again.

- Okay mike.

You know me and Wilson are

getting real serious right?

- Man Wilson's a f*** boy.

You only f*** with him

'cause he the opposite of me.

You ain't f***in' with

him like that, stop.

- He asked us to

move in with him.

- And you told him no.

- I told him I'd think about it.

- Man that's crazy.

We always said that we wouldn't

Move in with people

until we married.

I don't want her around

every nigga you date.

You crazy.

You know I don't be around

mad niggas like that.

- It doesn't matter you

ain't movin' in with him.

- Kennedy is my responsibility.

- Our responsibility.

- No for you she's a choice.

For me she's an obligation.

- That's crazy man.

A dude miss a few payments

And you act like I

ain't never been there.

Like I ain't here

anytime Kennedy need me.

Anytime she needs something

im'a go get it man.

- Mike I can't depend on you.

I'm just trying to put

our daughter in a position

Where she's good no matter what.

- Man she can always go

to my parent's house.

- You know I'm not gon'

put my baby on them.

- Man I don't care

what you do honestly

- And if we do what

you gon do about it?

- Take you to court.

- And lose?

You know the courts

favor the mother

Not some broke ass, dumb ass,

Fake dream having ass nigga.

- Man I don't got

time for this man.

Kennedy!

Kennedy baby!

- You gon' see.

- Hey baby girl.

- Come here, come

here, come here, aw.

Aw ooh oh my back.

Ooh you gettin'

so big and heavy.

You ready to go

on our play date?

- Yeah do you want to

hear some new bars?

- Oh you got some

fire for ya boy?

I'm the youngest girl rapper

y'all can't see me

I'm invisible like the

private parts of barbie

- Oh I love it.

As long as we clean up that

last line a little bit.

- But barbie doesn't

have any private parts.

- I know baby but why

don't we say something

Like unsolved mystery?

I'm invisible

unsolved mystery

Much better and appropriate.

Let's go.

- Higher daddy!

- You ain't scared

you gon' fall?

- You won't let me

fall you're my daddy.

- Get up off there, whoo.

- Race to the trees.

- Oh I'm tired.

You so fast.

- Let's play hide and seek now.

- Okay.

- You count.

- All right I'll count.

Okay.

One, two, three, four.

- You're peeking!

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

Ready or not here I come.

I know that you can

not understand it

Where's my Kennedy?

In the studio

Is that her hair?

Oh that is my Kennedy's hair.

- You cheated!

- No I didn't.

I didn't cheat.

I'm good.

Oh!

Oh hey.

Whoo.

Want to go for some ice cream?

- Yeah.

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