Major Deal Page #7

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Ain't gon feed our child mike.

F*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

- And if we do what

you gon' do about it?

- Take you to court.

- And lose?

You know the courts

favor the mother.

F*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** f*** f*** my baby mama

hey

- I could give you

a hundred years

And you still wouldn't

sign a deal mike

'cause you can't rap.

Yeah

f*** my baby mama

crazy muhfucka

crazy

always on my business

she want me on low

she do

child support checks

new hairdos

the f*** is this

when I see my daughter

gotta buy her shoes

oh

what type of sh*t is that

what

what type of sh*t is that

she got me by the nuts

I think im'a get her back

but I will not hit her back

who she think she is

Floyd Mayweather

she want me to hit the mat

she screamin' she screamin'

she want me to hit her back

but I will not hit her back

my baby mama

put yo middle fingers up

to yo baby mama mama yeah

- Dang Bruh you went in.

I hate my baby mama and

I ain't even got one yet.

- Aye shut up fool.

- I mean it was

cool or whatever.

- Man im'a knock yo ass smooth

down one good time my nigga.

- All right all right

calm down calm down.

Aye you think I should drop it?

- I mean Tina gon' hate you

And probably make your

life a living hell but.

- And it's more honest than

the crap you was doing before.

- Man

F*** it.

F*** man.

Hello.

- Nigga you are blowin' up.

- Our song went

viral overnight fool.

- Our song, yeah I bet.

- Yeah our song.

I made the beat didn't I?

Look I'm the metro

booming to your future.

The Timbaland to

your Missy Elliot.

The mike will made it

Well mike will makes

a lot of beats.

You know what I'm talking about.

Check out your sound cloud.

F*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

- Oh sh*t.

Damn that's crazy.

- Yeah I told you we on fool.

I already bought the new J's

'cause I know we

about to be ballin'.

Baller alert posted you.

Shade room and all that sh*t.

Man check out your followers.

- That's crazy.

Man celebs been re-tweeting

your link all this morning.

Where the hell you been at?

- Man I was sleep.

- Wake yo ass up because tonight

We gon' get f***ed up.

Even my sister said

she was gon' stop by

And celebrate your success.

- Sh*t that's a bet.

- Hey nigga you ain't gon' f***.

- Sh*t.

F*** we just having fun

we don't give a f***

we don't give a f***

- 'bout to shoot the club up.

- I meant I was

Im'a go raw you know?

- Aw yeah!

- Yeah.

We having a good time.

Post my pic on the gram

we can have a fun day

I'm a real nigga hoe

and I got a big beard

and ya mans is lame

yeah he's hella weird

- Yeah who would have ever

thought I could go viral?

- Well I told you do some real

And let the rest happen right?

- You did you did.

Just come with me

need a real boss

I'm up in this b*tch

Hella yella said call him.

- You better call him then.

- Yeah I'll call that

nigga see what he want.

Probably a feature or something.

We'll see.

- Probably.

- So yeah this nigga

future trying to charge

A hundred grand for a feature.

- Pfft I told him

I can get designer

He just want his oil changed.

Get away one second.

I got to take this.

- Hello?

- yeah this yella.

- What's up?

- That f*** my baby

mama track is lit Fam.

I'm trying to jump on the remix.

- Man I got a kidnapping

charge 'cause of you.

- Man I'll drop that sh*t

If you let me jump

on the remix bro.

I f***in' hate my

baby mamas man.

All 12 of them

ungrateful b*tches.

- All right cool bet.

- all right come by the studio

In Hollywood tomorrow.

Im'a shoot you the

address right after this.

- Cool cool cool let's do it.

- oh and one more thing.

- What's up?

- I want you to open up for me

On the adventures

of hella yella tour

That's how I want them

- Man aye aye don't

play with me Fam.

Don't play with me.

Don't play wit my emotions.

I got child support to pay for.

You serious?

- Nigga I'm not playin'.

You not gon' worry about child

support for a minute bro.

It's a 50 city tour.

And we got the world tour

coming up after that.

You about to be

swimmin' in Tubman's.

You in?

- Hell yeah.

- all right bet.

- All right my nigga.

Racing to this paper

- I ain't never getting married

Put your hand on the

nipple all right.

- He said he want me

to go on tour with him.

- You better go then.

- Hell yeah.

F*** my baby mama

f*** my baby mama

- But love you gon' let

me f*** now or what?

- I just might.

- Oh cool.

- When you get back.

- Oh come on man don't

be doing me like that.

Come on man you know want the d.

- When you get back.

- Hey.

- I need to talk to you.

- Man what?

- In private.

Mama mama

You can let her go.

- And b*tch what's yo name

and where you know mike from?

- Man what?

I had to make that

f***in' song about you.

I hate yo ass you f***in'

putting me through bullshit.

F*** you.

- Wilson left me.

- F*** boy?

He met some old singin' b*tch.

He proposed to her on the beach.

Now they movin' to Seattle.

- So Kennedy stayin' here.

- We're both staying.

- I don't give a f*** about

about you, you can get...

- I can hear you nigga.

- Well look you

ain't got to worry

About all that

child support sh*t

And im'a have enough

money to pay yo ass

So you can take me off

them little papers you got.

- I mean I'll take you off

child support right now

If you do me a favor.

- What?

- F*** me.

- Man hell nah I ain't

f***in' yo crazy ass.

Man my dick ain't

going nowhere near you.

I got four b*tches in there

trying to f*** me right now.

What I look like?

What im'a touch

some old p*ssy for?

You ain't got to worry

about me touching you none.

What, you thought

I wasn't gon' f***?

Sh*t.

- So mike your smash hit single

F*** my baby mama

has been number one

Tell me what inspired you to

write such an awesome record?

- Oh it's simple

The inspiration came from my

bobble head ass baby mama.

I hate that hoe.

You know and I had to dig

deep and talk to myself.

I was like self

f*** my baby mama.

You know what I'm saying?

F*** her!

- Why do you got to

keep talking about that?

Look I told you I had no choice.

Listen don't be telling

my goddamn business.

- Who would you credit

most for your success?

- That would have to

be my daughter Kennedy.

You know Kennedy's the

light of my life man.

She just helps me

want to be better.

And also my baby candy.

Candy man she taught

me to do music

And do it from my heart.

To just push out from

my soul great music.

You know so that's what

I said I wanted to do.

- But you re-released Henny dick

Which is currently number

two on the billboard top 100.

- Well Henny dick's a

hood classic sweetheart.

- What can fans

expect next from mike?

- Oh I got a big year planned.

You know I got my debut

Lp coming out March 15th

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