Major League II Page #4
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- Year:
- 1994
- 105 min
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Lastyear,
I averaged 96.
Now I reach back,
and it's just not there.
I can't believe it.
I've forgotten how to throw heat.
Look...
you'll make
a few adjustments.
In a week or two,
you'll be laughing
about this.
And don't worry
about the endorsements.
It's not your E.R.A.
they're going to be worried about.
It's your image
that's important-
wholesome...
clean-cut...
All-American.
While on
the croquet lawn,
one must be careful not
to offend one's opponent
with an onset
of unwanted odor.
Oh, bully!
That's why I use
maximum protection
against odicious,
odorophously...
olflacty manations.
Cut! Let's just cut that.
Um, it's odiously...
odiferous...
olfactory emanations.
Right.
Odoroforous...
ofolactory...
emaranations.
Odorforous...
oflactonal...
nominations.
Odoroforous...
ofiloctagyl...
emancipations.
Whoa,
boom bapa boom
Whoa,
boom bapa boom
Whoa, boom
the Zippo Bail Bond sign.
And that's another team record
for RickVaughn,
the fifth consecutive
extra base hit in the inning.
And he's out by an eyelash
at third.
Cerrano doing some interesting
limbering-up exercises in right.
What a pansy.
Here's a fly ball
hit to right.
Easy play for Cerrano,
under it now, and makes the-
No! That ball is off his glove
and outta here!
Well, credit Cerrano
with an RBI.
And that play could
be a finalist
in the Trojan Ends
"Boner of the Week" award.
Take 87.
And action!
Right Guard
Sport Stick.
Anything less...
would be uncivilized.
Upside down.
Upside down.
Thank you. Cut!
Hey, Rick! Is it true
you're moving to the bull pen?
Of course not.
Where do you guys
get this stuff?
Hey, Wild Thing!
Don't worry.
You're still the best.
You stunk at the beginning
of lastyear, too.
Thanks, Frankie.
We don't believe what they say
about you in the papers-
You know, that you're a fluke
and all that stuff.
And that you lost
your fastball.
And that you got
no heart.
You guys want an autograph
or something?
Yeah, that'd be great.
Hey, Nikki!
You got something
Vaughn can sign?
Hi, Rick.
Hi.
Listen, I was
real sorry to hear
they took you
out of the rotation.
It's only temporary.
You're in a slump.
You'll bounce back.
Yeah.
Well, we better get back.
Hey... Nikki!
I'm sorry I didn't call you
after last season.
It's for the best.
We've both moved on
to better things.
You seeing anybody?
Yeah, yeah.
This'll crack you up.
He's from Chicago.
Big White Sox fan.
Boy, does he hate you.
Good luck, Rick.
Thanks.
What a great woman.
She's a White Sox fan!
Such a nice personality.
I bet he loves
the idea of me
sitting out here
in the bullpen.
Really sexy, too.
I've met the woman,
Rube,
I don't need
a description, alright?
A White Sox fan.
Women...
you can't live without them,
and they can't pee standing up.
Well, fans, the Indians
about to extend
theirwinning streak to...
two!
This is it!
Vaughn's
coming out of it.
I know he's
coming out of it.
This demotion
to the bull pen
has got to have been
a wake-up call.
Ring Ring!
Rise and shine, Ricky!
This is the day
we turn it around.
Flip it over.
We're in
the top of the 9th.
Leading 10-7.
Bases loaded. 2 down.
RickVaughn has come on
to try and nail it down
against Felipe Aguilar,
a dangerous
right-handed batter.
Here's the pitch!
Oh, sh*t!
- Alright! - Hot
dog! - No, no!
If that's not Shaquille O'Neal
in left,
that baby's outta here.
Oh, no!
You rotten mugs!
You overpaid weenies!
Wild Thing,
you make my butt sting!
I detest you!
You're all garbage!
All of you!
Back up the truck!
Back it up!
Jack, being new to the club,
how do you feel about the way
things have gone
for the Indians
so far?
I'm the onlywinner
on the team.
The rest of them
are losers,
either by choice
or by birth.
You think you can help me
with my fastball, doc?
We'll have to deal
with some deeper issues first.
I don't have
any deeper issues.
I like to keep things
right on the surface.
Well, sometimes,
there are little surprises.
Tell me, Rick, what goes
through your mind
when you throw
your fastball?
I wonder if it's
going to end up
in some guy's den.
Did you used
to think this way?
I didn't used to think at all.
Takes a lot out of you.
Well, then, Rick.
Let's get down to it.
The real problem here goes back
to when you stole that car.
You wanted to be caught,
didn't you? Punished.
Otherwise,
you wouldn't have thrown
the 0-2 fastball to fields
when everybody knows
he'll chase the two-strike
curveball in the dirt.
two curveballs
the second one he hit
436 feet foul.
Better than 520 feet fair.
Parkman.
I saw your
little interview
in this morning's paper.
You're benched
for two games.
If you ever rip
any of your teammates-
Save your breath.
What did you say?
You ought to listen
to the radio more, Lou.
Your biggest gun just got traded
to Chicago,
as a matter of fact,
your only gun.
Au revoir.
How could you sell
my best playerwithout asking me?
I'm on my ass.
I'm tapped out.
I'm not going to be able
to make next month's payroll.
Aw... jeez.
But I didn't sell
Parkman outright.
I got you
an outfielder.
He used to play
with the Giants.
Franklin?
Not those Giants.
And, so,
Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka,
recently
of the Tokyo Giants,
knocks himself cold
for the second time this week.
Maybe in Japan, that's actually better
than catching the ball.
Personally, I think he's trying
to get out of the lineup.
Om.
Pedro Cerrano.
How you doing?
Who your master?
My master?
It's the great
Hama Masasuri.
Thank you.
A ball player
must be a warrior...
not a monk!
Hyah!
Alright, you guys.
Let's listen up.
We won a gameyesterday.
If we win one today,
that's two in a row.
If we win one tomorrow,
that's called
a winning streak.
It has happened before.
So let's see some hustle!
Let's jack it up
a little.
I got a feeling things
are about to turn around for us.
Oh, my God.
Hello, boys.
You don't mind
if come in
and visit with you
for a moment, do you?
This clubhouse is off limits
to everyone
but Indian personnel.
That does include
the owner, doesn't it?
What?
I just bought the team back
this morning
at a substantial prof it.
as the general manager.
But the money really
means little to me.
I have more than enough.
This...
is more personal.
Lastyear,
by some impossible fluke...
you ruined
a beautiful dream.
Now, you're going
down in flames,
and I want to be there
when you go splat.
Keep up
the good work, gents.
Miss Phelps...
Oh.
You...
Come on, you're not going
to let her get you down, are you?
You guys won last year
just to spite her.
Maybe she's
just what we need.
Aw, Skip, theywere
a different team last year.
Taylor!
It's not your job
to make excuses.
That's all you guys
do good!
It's either a leg thing...
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