Make Happy Page #6
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- 2016
- 60 min
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? You should have told me
Halfway through ?
? 'Hey, man, you might be reaching
Maximum burrito capacity here' ?
? Do you think I want a messy burrito? ?
? No one wants a messy burrito" ?
? The whole appeal of a burrito
Is that all of the ingredients ?
? Are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla ?
? I wouldn't have gotten half this sh*t ?
? If I knew it wasn't gonna fit
In the burrito, all right? Look... ?
? I wouldn't have got the lettuce
If I knew it wouldn't fit ?
? Wouldn't have got the cheese
If I knew it wouldn't fit ?
? Wouldn't have got the peppers
If I knew they wouldn't fit ?
? I wouldn't have got
Half of it ?
? Like, I'm okay with small mistakes ?
? If you got no more chicken
I'll take pork ?
? But I'll blow my dad
Before I eat a burrito with a fork ?
? I wouldn't have got the lettuce
If I knew it wouldn't fit ?
? Wouldn't have got the cheese
If I knew it wouldn't fit ?
? Wouldn't have got the peppers
If I knew they wouldn't fit ?
? Man, I wouldn't have got
Half of it, like ?
? Half of it, like
Half of it, like ?
? Half of it, like
Half of it ?
? Right now, I think it's time ?
? I think it's time
That we break it down ?
? I can sit here and pretend ?
? Like my biggest problems
Are Pringle cans ?
? And burritos ?
? The truth is
My biggest problem's you ?
? But I wanna stay true to myself ?
? I wanna give you the night out
That you deserve ?
? But I wanna sing what I think ?
? And not care
What you think about it ?
? A part of me loves you ?
? A part of me hates you ?
? A part of me needs you ?
? A part of me fears you ?
? And I don't think
That I can handle this right now ?
? I don't think
That I can handle this right now ?
? I don't think
That I can handle this right ?
? Look at them
They're just staring at me ?
? Like, "Come and watch
The skinny kid ?
? With a steadily declining
Mental health" ?
? And laugh as he attempts to give you
? I don't think
That I can handle this right ?
? But they don't even know
The half of this right ?
? But they don't even know
The half of it ?
? But I know I'm not a doctor ?
? I'm a p*ssy
I put on a silly show ?
? I should probably just shut up ?
? And do my job
So here I go ?
? I wouldn't have got the lettuce
If I knew it wouldn't fit ?
? Wouldn't have got the cheese
If I knew it wouldn't fit ?
? Wouldn't have got the peppers
If I knew they wouldn't fit ?
? I wouldn't have got half ?
? You can tell them anything ?
? If you just make it funny
Make it rhyme ?
? And if they still don't understand you ?
? Then you'll run it one more time ?
? I don't think
That I can handle this right ?
? Oh! ?
? Oh! ?
? But you don't even know
The half of this right now ?
? Right now ?
? Ha! ?
? Now ?
? Handle this right
Handle this right ?
Thank you. Good night.
I hope you're happy.
Oh, good, it's just us.
? Now the show is done ?
? I hope that you had gut trembling
Or something resembling fun ?
? And if you watch this thing alone ?
? But maybe a few times
You exhaled out of your nose ?
? But if you hated it, that's fair ?
? But either way ?
? Could you find a little more time
For a parting questionnaire? ?
? On a scale from one to zero ?
? Are you happy? ?
? 'Cause you're on your own from here ?
? So, are you happy? ?
? I'm open to suggestions ?
? Are you happy? ?
? But what the f*** kind of question is
"Am I happy?" ?
? I really wanna try to get happy
And I think that I could get it ?
? If I didn't always panic
Every time I'm unhappy in life ?
? I'm owed some life
Where I'm always, like, happy ?
I wouldn't even want it if I got it ?
? Wait, oh, God, my dad was right ?
? So if you know
Or ever knew how ?
? To be happy ?
? On a scale from one to two now ?
? Are you happy? ?
? You're everything you hated ?
? Are you happy? ?
? Hey, look, Ma
I made it ?
? Are you happy? ?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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