Mancation Page #10
I was sure you felt
the same way.
Of course i do, vince.
I always have.
But why now?
You're married.
Technically, yes.
But i think
i found a loophole.
What?
Ladies first.
Whoa!
All right! Yeah! All right!
All right.
Oh my god, are you kidding?
Your move, cupcake.
Hey, guys.
Listen,
i didn't say anything.
That was
my little friend.
I love asian people.
Good... Good food.
Great food. F***.
Whoa!
All right, we're...
We're all gentlemen here.
I think
we can act accordingly.
Those are badass.
Not necessary.
- Uh, guys...
Hey, yo!
What the f*** are
you b*tches doing, huh?
That delightful white boy
belongs with us.
- What's up? - Yeah, i guess
they didn't see our hanky chiefs.
- Seriously?
- Now it's official.
No, it's not.
No, you're married.
- This thing was stupid, anyway.
- No no. Look,
Stupid, maybe;
married, yes.
But if you look closely...
Page one, paragraph one,
article one...
It says
"happily married. "
Okay? And...
I don't think
I could ever be happy
without you in my life.
He does know
what a blood job is.
Boots.
Hand me your feces.
Motherf***er!
Not gonna fizzle me!
Do you have any idea how hard
it is to watch you be engaged
And make the flowers
for your wedding
And your bride-To-Be?
I didn't just decide
One day to be cool
with us never happening.
That doesn't happen overnight.
It's really hard to do.
You have to work up to it.
And now you show up two days
After i watched you get married
and i said my final goodbye.
And you just expect me
to undo years
Of coming to terms with something
like this? F*** you, vince.
No, wait. Hold on. This isn't
easy for me either, okay?
Oh god, no! Oh!
Oh, looks like
soft-Serve!
Very good. Relax.
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh! Oh oh, no!
Oh, man, come on!
F***!
F***.
Get out of here, brady.
You're too pretty.
You break
into that lady's house?
Ow! Yes! Ow!
Of course i did! I did a
- So you're just as guilty as i am!
- Where the f*** is vince?
- Igor's penthouse.
- You all right?
- Yeah, i'll be all right.
- Good.
I thought i had
everything going
Exactly the way i planned.
And then i found out i was
dead wrong about all of it.
But i get it now.
I get it.
L... Nobody can
just say that
Everything is gonna be a
certain way from this point on
Just because that's the way
they want it to be.
What?
the time, and they can suck.
But sometimes life gives
you a second chance.
This one just happened to come at a...
...really really
inconvenient time.
This should never
have been a backup plan.
Oh. Oh, look, how cute.
He looks like the bellagio.
Let's see how you like
the mama bird, motherf***er.
Boots,
I'll need more feces.
Much more.
Now what?!
Whoo! I got him!
I got him!
Go to sleep!
Go to sleep!
Just go to sleep.
Shh! Shh!
Look, i lost everything
in the last two days...
Everything that i thought
that i wanted. And honestly,
I'm absolutely fine
with that if it means
That you and i get
a second chance to do
What we should've
done a long time ago.
near-Kiss in statistics for...
Oh no!
- Mmm!
Yes, boots.
You've done it again.
Ooh!
Would you have me?
I'd have me.
Nobody wins!
- Nobody wins!
- I'd have me hard.
Look at me. I'm a millionaire!
I'm a monopoly man! I'm a
monopoly man with a boot.
Don't pass "go. "
Don't collect drachmas.
Look at me!
Look at me!
I'm wearing kulats!
I am fashion...
Fashion and fun!
Shh! Shh! Just go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
I got him! I got him!
Oh f***.
Oh sh*t.
Come here.
# Hello, my baby, hello, my honey... #
Hmm hmm,
can you dig it?
Oh no!
Get the f*** off me!
Dog style!
Controversial,
motherf***er.
It is old
ass, but it is good ass!
Who's next?
Who's next?!
Whoo!
You are
the washington genitals.
- No, don't listen to him.
- No!
What? My boots.
Let's get the f***
out of here.
Top-Notch gang banging.
That... Oh my god.
You guys...
That... That's badass.
Look it.
- You're my guys.
- Yeah, well, we take care of our own, son.
- Remember that.
- That'swhat I'm talking about.
Oh my god. All right.
I gotta clear the air here. Boyz ii men?
Yeah, demolition was
in boyz ii men.
I knew it! I knew it!
Oh, i am such a fan.
- Thank you. Appreciate it.
- Oh, timeless. Timeless.
Sorry.
One... One...
One second.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Hello, mr. Vanderplatt.
Hey hey, vince.
That tomorrow is the biggest
day in the history of my...
Scratch that...
Our company.
Oh. No sir. I wouldn't
miss that for the world.
- I'm very excited.
- Now you're talking.
That's just what i wanna hear.
I'll see you tomorrow morning.
Yes sir.
- 9:
00 a. M. Sharp.- Oh, and, vince?
Do me a favor...
Call me dad.
What?
What's wrong?
You don't wanna give
all that up.
So please don't try to squeeze
me into your 10-Year plan...
Where i don't fit anymore
wanted me in the first place.
Hey.
I gave you my word i'd have
you home by the morning.
Let's go home.
# I left on a friday
# With my clothes
and my books #
# I walked for a second
# Gave your house
one last look #
# The thought
of you in there #
# As i stepped in the cab
# It's gonna be
a long while, girl #
# Before i see you again
# And i left a postcard
# Beneath the...
brady, what are
Facebook-Stalked you.
"Awful trip.
Last day in atlantic city.
Going for one last run. "
What do you want?
Look, you break his heart,
i'll kill you.
- Figuratively, of course.
- No, really.
I'll take a tire iron
and break your knees.
I'll keep that in mind.
- Hey.
- Vince, let's please not do this again.
Wait.
Don't you have
a meeting to be at?
Yeah, i...
I might've been a bit
overstated with my words.
Right on time.
Hello, mr. Vanderplatt.
Vince, I'm here
with the yakitoris and...
Well, you've never been late.
And I'm just wondering
if you're well
And on your way here
right now.
I'm... I'm quite well, sir,
But i don't think
i'll be making it in today.
Vince.
I'm sure you understand
That it's
in your best interest
To be here at all costs
And that the yakitoris
would be very honored
With your presence
And very dishonored
with your absence.
Well, then allow me to impart
to them, in their native tongue,
My deepest apologies.
Well, yeah, that's
You're such a nerd.
Well... So,
what did he say?
How dishonorable!
So what did end up
happening last night? Oh!
What a little b*tch.
That controversial bastard.
So what comes next?
I have no idea.
# Mancation, mancation
# Dudes are partying
# No wives or girlfriends
to put the brakes on #
# Drinking beer and partying,
it's a mancation #
# Whoa whoa
# Mancation
# Whoa whoa
# Mancation
# Mancation, mancation
- # Party party
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