Mancation Page #2
- Hey, you look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
When i first met vince,
to the 12th floor
To make my very subtle,
quiet presence known
To my employees.
Those are the accountants
laughing right now.
You know who you are.
Back to vince.
This fresh-Faced young man
Jumps out of a cubicle
that i could only describe
As the most organized cubicle
You have ever seen in your life.
It should be in a museum.
And he thrust
this clammy hand into mine
And he says,
"mr. Vanderplatt,
I fully intend
to be the man
To spearhead the merger
Between us and the
yakitori alginate concern. "
I look at him and i say,
"Young man,
I would love to see that. "
Then about a year ago this young
man comes out to me and says,
"Mr. Vanderplatt, sir,
i would like to ask
For your daughter's hand
in marriage. "
Aww.
So what could i say to him?
I simply reply,
"You touch
my daughter again,
I will skin your ass alive
And burn your house down to
the ground with you in it. "
Well, i didn't keep
my promise, did i?
And here we are...
...and I've never seen
my little daughter
So happy in her life.
So let's all raise a glass
And toast to our newlyweds. Thank you.
Are you ready?
# I wanna rock your little
body tonight, tonight #
# I wanna stomp it till you're
feeling it right, all right #
# I wanna rock your little
body tonight, tonight #
# Tonight
# It's all right
# Give it up tonight...
One,
Two, three!
# Baby, yeah
# This ain't the time
for hesitation #
# I ain't got time
for contemplation #
# This is
the here and now #
# Oh oh, i know you want this,
you need this #
# You try to take yourself
out of the way #
# That you're feeling...
you know what?
Let's make this a little
more interesting, huh?
Sh*t yeah.
Let's get f***ing dangerous
up in here!
Do you have any desire
to watch this at all?
No.
None at all.
I don't even want to
know what you saved me from.
I know. How fitting...
You caught your own bouquet.
- Oh, that was the plan all along.
- Oh.
These roses aren't cheap.
I can probably use them again.
So i distinctly remember
inviting you plus one.
Nah.
No plus anyone for me.
Well, there are few better
places to find someone.
A lot of great guys
in there.
F***ing douche!
- All right, take this, motherf***er!
- Stop!
I stand corrected.
Now, vince, you know
I've always been selective.
There's a particular kind
of guy I'm holding out for.
Okay, all right.
Well, lay it out there.
Let me be your chuck woolery.
Okay.
He's gotta be
funny, smart,
Charming.
So far you've narrowed
it down to not adam.
All right, fine.
Funny, smart,
charming, chivalrous,
Successful, a gentleman
who's never too busy
To catch up
with an old friend.
The kind of guy who kept
his dorm room slathered
In christmas decorations
year-Round
Because, like myself,
he enjoys the comforting smell
Of plastic pine needles.
And the real
hard-To-Find quality
And embarrassingly sketchy past
of a shameful addiction
To japanese anime.
Now that is a little
more specific, rebecca-San.
Usagi-Chan wa kawaii desu.
- You're such a nerd.
- Yeah.
Oh, i almost forgot...
I have something for you.
Oh no, you... Oh.
Not those.
You really
didn't have to.
Open it.
You know, there's a whole
birdcage-Looking thing in there
- You're supposed to put these in.
- Open it.
All right.
Look at that.
My goku costume
is phoned in,
But your sailor moon
is on point.
Holy sh*t.
"The parties of rebecca nicole
linden and vincent kennedy reynolds
Being of sound mind and body,
Do decree that if each party
are not happily married
At the age of 35,
are to wed,
Ensuring that neither individual
die a sad, lonely death. "
You know, i can...
I can notarize this now,
- Make it good and legal.
- No. Even if you did,
It'd still be null
and void by this point.
You've been keeping this for
all these years, haven't you?
Eh. Seemed like
a good backup plan.
Babe, you're missing
the chicken dance.
Come on, you guys.
All right.
Well, duty calls.
- Yeah.
- Can i trouble you for a chicken dance?
No no no no, i should
really get on my way
Down to the flower show.
I like to beat the crowds.
- Okay. Well, um, we should do lunch
sometime. - Yeah yeah yeah, definitely.
Find you
on facebook, right?
I still do
not have an account.
I think I've got
friendster set up.
Do the kids
use that nowadays?
- No.
- Right.
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
- Vince?
- Afternoon, mr. Vanderplatt.
What are you doing here?
I was just taking a look at
my initial plan for the merger,
The numbers check out. We don't
have to move ahead as planned.
There are other options.
- Don't waste your time.
- But, sir,
We actually stand
to make more money
Rather than dissolving the
company and liquidating the assets.
Just a few short years,
a couple of key investments...
I personally looked over
that proposal
Two years ago.
No offense...
It's f***ing idiotic.
Think about it. Why the
hell would i put my own money
From my own company,
Which i built myself...
Which does very well, by the
way, thank you very much...
Into a failing company
Just to keep it alive
When i can make a killing
overnight by shutting it down?
I understand that, sir,
and i respect your decision.
But don't you think
we should at least
Let the yakitoris know
I'm sure they'd be
very dishonored
If we pulled the rug out
from under them.
They call it honor.
We call it ethics.
I call it bullshit.
This is business,
And i am not hurting
my bottom line
Because some japanese
don't want to merge
'Cause they've had some sand
kicked up their sideways vaginas.
Now i don't wanna talk
about this again, all right?
Go home to my daughter.
For christ sakes, you haven't
been married for, what, 20 hours.
Actually she asked me
to step out for a little while.
- Really?
- Yeah, she and alyssa are taking care
Of some of the thank-Yous for
the wedding gifts and whatnot.
She understands
For you, me,
the company, her.
I admire
your work ethic.
In fact, you remind me a lot
of myself when i was your age.
Sh*t. Did you know that i was
on the floor of the exchange
An hour after
i married cyndi's mom?
Yeah, vince,
You and i... It looks like we're
just cut from the same cloth.
I appreciate that, sir.
That means lot to me.
But you know
the only difference is?
I didn't marry
the boss's daughter.
The very same boss
Who would be
very very very upset
If he thought
his little princess
Was unhappy
in the slightest way.
Yeah, well...
Okay. I think...
here for today, so...
- yeah.
- See you on monday, vince.
Sweetums, I'm home!
Oh yeah.
Yeah yeah.
Oh, holy sh*t.
- It's just you.
- Who is it?
- It's just vince.
- Well, keep going.
oh yes.
What the f***?
Look, i don't know
what to tell you, vince.
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