Marci X Page #6

Dr. S-- will he apologize?

Should he?

To get some answers, we're here

outside the Eastside home

of heiress Marci Feld.

Here she comes right now!

Marci! Marci!

Marci! Marci!

-Hi, Marci.

-Hi.

Marci, what are you planning

to say to Congress next week?

Marci, what are you planning

to testify?

Okay, one at a time, though.

You, yes.

Marci, how's your dad?

Better and better.

Don't you just love him?

-What about Dr. S?

-Who?

-Are you really involved?

-What about Yolanda?

What about Congress?

Okay, I will tell you this.

Everyone should really watch

the MTV Awards tomorrow night,

because you are going to see

a whole new Dr. S.

He's really not about

sex and violence, not anymore.

He's all about love.

Yesterday,

we rented Kate and Leopold.

Global Premiere Video.

I'm a woman of color

Color me blue

Because I fell in love

With an a**hole like you

I hate you, b*tch Marci

Marci...

Look at you! Who's my daddy?

Well, I really

shouldn't allow this,

but remember, it's

just for tonight,

and after the show,

I want him right back

here in his bed.

Okay.

But the MTV Awards?

Daddy...

Iast week you told me that

you wished you had a son.

I was upset. I was... crazy.

-I never should have said that.

-It's okay.

You were right.

You need someone

that people respect.

Someone real.

Daddy, tonight,

I think you're going

to see that finally,

after all these

years, just maybe...

I can be that person.

Of course you can, baby.

Oh, and there's someone

I want you to meet--

someone who has made

all the difference.

Oh, Daddy,

he is so wonderful.

Who?

Bring your medication.

We're here live

at the MTV Awards,

and the question

on everyone's mind is,

Dr. S-- will he apologize?

Is he over,

or is he just getting started?

Senator Spinkle.

If Dr. S has not completely

changed his so-called music,

tonight will be the end of him

and Ben Feld.

-We will crush them.

-Really, Senator?

But I don't want people to think

I'm some right-wing ogre.

I enjoy contemporary sounds,

and so does my son Chip.

So, Chip,

who are your favorites?

Oh, he loves that Mariah Carey

and Cher and--

what is that group

that you like so much?

Boyz R Us.

Well, thank you, Chip.

Thank you, Senator.

Thank you very much.

This place is packed.

Yeah, isn't it great?

It's really full.

Ow!

-Oh! You okay?

-Excuse me. What happened?

Oh, you look good.

I love this hat.

It's not too much?

No. Not too much.

-Now, ladies and gentlemen,

-Okay.

and MTV viewers worldwide,

it's the moment

we've all been waiting for.

Please welcome,

please give it up for

"Let's Make Some Nasty"

with Dr. S and the NNPP!

Yo, what's up?

Yo, live global interface,

what's up?

People everywhere,

what's going on?

Everybody's waiting.

Everybody's wondering,

what's he gonna say?

There's been a lot

of controversy

surrounding my music,

my mind, my action.

Folks been saying stuff like,

"ls he righteous? Is he real?"

So I decided to make

a statement.

This ain't about Congress.

Ain't about Ben Feld.

It's about a very special lady.

This lady got it going on.

I mean, she make a plan,

and she makes it happen.

She's something else.

This-this is a whole

other level of lady...

and she's really made

an impression on me.

Because this lady likes

to play doctor.

Baby, I'm thinking of you.

Want to show you

how much I love you.

I'm so into you,

a little kiss won't do,

so you gotta let me

love you, baby,

through and through.

So sweet.

I already touched your face...

Isn't he something?

Oh.

This is the guy.

Oh, honey.

...you're the one for me.

Let me tell you

where my love should be.

In the butt, in the butt,

let me love you in the butt

In the butt...

Take it, take it,

take it, take it

Take it, take it,

in the butt

Down she goes!

Who's the boss?

You the man! You the man!

...where the sun don't shine

Take it, take it,

take it, take it

Take it, take it,

in the butt

Daddy.

Okay, go.

Take it, take it,

take it, take it

Take it, take it,

in the butt

Take it, take it,

take it, take it

Take it, take it,

in the butt!

I love it.

For the past 24 hours,

Feldco has once again

been making headlines

all over the world.

The troubled corporation

is now near complete bankruptcy

and Ben Feld

remains hospitalized.

I'm speaking

with concerned parents.

Flush Ben Feld!

Flush Ben Feld!

"ln the Butt"-- your reaction?

That man is the devil!

Please join me in wearing

this brown ribbon of protest

when the hearings

begin tomorrow.

Let us send our message

to Dr. S

and the Feld family

filth machine!

Stop the music!

Wipe it clean!

Excuse me, ma'am?

No. Stop.

I'm no one.

I'm just visiting.

I'm not camera-ready.

I'm not camera...

Okay.

Oh, bye-bye.

Bye.

Marce?

Sweetie.

Marce, it's Kirsten.

It's time for some sunshine.

And some Prozac.

Look, honey. Look.

And I just had to come over...

just to tell you...

Everyone hates you.

I know.

Knock-knock.

The butler let me in.

Oh, it's awful.

It's shocking.

How can you bear it?

All those people.

What about the pickets

and the reporters?

Are they still out there?

All the networks.

Plus CNN.

And Stone Phillips.

Oh, he's cute.

He called you a whore.

So how's your father?

Well, the doctor said

it was just stress,

not another heart attack,

but you never know.

Oh, Marce,

first you lose your mom.

And now you kill your dad.

Is she all right?

No.

No, I haven't bathed,

I haven't slept.

Have you eaten anything?

I can't. I'm too upset.

-Oh, good!

-Oh, good girl!

That's a good thing.

So, what about that Dr. S.?

How could he do this?

How could he sing that song?

Marce,

did you ever let Dr. S...?

Never.

What about you and T-Bill?

In his dreams.

What about you and Freekazoid?

Not in this lifetime.

What about you

and Quantrelle?

It was his birthday.

Here...

The committee is now in session.

Please be seated.

Will you please

state your names?

Marci Michelle

Jennifer Rebecca Feld.

No.

Yes.

Dr. S.

And the "S" is for?

Snatchcatcher.

And is that your given

legal name?

No.

And that would be?

Horndog Tittyman

Pussyhound Snatchcatcher.

I see.

And this is precisely

why this committee

must take aggressive action

against Feldco

and its hip-hop criminals,

especially as a result

of this week's

MTV Awards program.

Because on that night,

Dr. S told the entire world

that America

is the land of the foul

and the home of the butt.

Isn't that the case?

No. Senator Spinkle,

members of the committee

and everyone, no.

No, what happened that night...

This whole mess...

would...

Please just don't,

don't blame my father, okay?

Just don't... and don't even,

don't even blame this person.

If you want to blame someone,

blame me.

You?

Yes, I put myself in charge

of this whole situation, and...

I just, of course,

made things so much worse,

because I thought

that I could just

save my father

and Felony Assault

and the whole world.

I don't know.

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