Mardi Gras: Spring Break Page #4

Synopsis: For three college guys, it's senior year and the co-ed experience has left them high and dry. Their solution: A road trip to Mardi Gras, where beautiful babes are happy to lift their shirts and open containers are always welcome. But after dressing in drag, breaking into Carmen Electra's hotel room, starring in a scandalous sex show and accidentally exploding a feces bomb in a swank hotel lobby, will the Mardi Gras magic kick in and their wildest fantasies come true?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Phil Dornfeld
Production: Sony Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.2
R
Year:
2011
88 min
Website
262 Views


eager to overcompensate

for whatever

meagre existence you have in college.

I see it every day.

And it always ends badly.

Trust me.

Point taken.

Challenge accepted. Game on.

Mike, I really gotta go to the bathroom.

Max just went at the last hotel.

Jesus, now you've got me doing it.

Well, it's not Max this time, it's...

You don't have a name for your ass?

Who names their ass?

This is the place from last night.

Well, maybe they had

a cancellation or something.

Hey.

A little early

for your dinner reservation, gentlemen.

We figured it was a long shot,

but we just wanted

to see if any rooms had opened up.

Let me just check.

No.

The baby's head is starting to crown.

Excuse me, sir, can you point me

towards your nearest bathroom?

The bathrooms are for guests only.

Please, it's... It's an emergency.

Then I suggest you call 911.

You don't understand.

This could do irreparable damage

to my lower intestinal...

- Meet me out front in 20.

- Hey!

Get back, don't...

Security.

One or two?

Definitely number two.

Hello. Are my eyes deceiving me

or are you two

dead ringers for the Olsen twins?

No fighting over who gets to be Mary-Kate.

How about letting me

have a sip of your drink?

Please, by all means.

Hey, Mike! Perfect timing. I was just thinking

that the four of us

should continue this conversation...

What's going on here?

We should probably just go.

No, no, no, bud. Let me handle this.

Hey, listen, pal.

You're ruining our game.

Can't you see my boy and I

are working these girls?

You're "working them."

Big time.

We're trying to, you know, do them.

Look, there's three sausages and two ovens.

You do the math, big guy.

They are 15 and 16, for God's sake!

Three days we've been here,

and you're the 100th college guy who's

tried to get in my daughters' pants!

Daughters?

Did it work for any of them?

I've got a good mind to check out of our

hotel and go home right now!

Daddy, no!

Your dad's right!

This is no place for girls your age.

You don't need to deal with jerks like this

harassing your daughters all week.

And look at him, he's a slob.

If I were you,

I'd get out of here, too.

And you! You owe this man an apology!

He is obviously a responsible parent,

who understands that

impressionable young ladies

should not be exposed to

what is going on here on Bourbon Street.

I'm...

Sorry?

Come on, girls, let's go.

And thank you. Come on!

Daddy...

What the hell was that?

Watch and learn.

We'll need turndown service later.

Thank you.

Holy sh*t.

What're the odds?

Well played, Michael.

Checking out early, sir?

Not early enough.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Hello?

You're never gonna

guess whose room I'm in.

- You're in someone's room?

- Yeah.

Come on, guess.

You'll never get it in a million years.

Tell me it's not Carmen Electra.

Yeah. How did you know that?

Because she just walked into the hotel.

What hotel? This hotel?

Finish up and get the hell out of there!

Done and done.

Please do come back, visit us again.

Don't count on it.

I believe you have a vacancy?

Dude, what's up?

- It won't flush.

- What?

There is a turd

the size of a Norwegian cruise ship

stranded in the toilet and it won't flush!

Okay, relax.

How am I supposed to relax?

It's Carmen Electra!

Jiggle the handle.

Don't you think I tried that?

How are they gonna know it's yours?

Just get the hell out of there!

It's getting so hot out there!

I know!

I can't believe how far we had to walk.

Holy Mary, Mother of Christ...

We should wash up before the next parade.

- I'm gonna go take a quick shower.

- Okay.

I think the maid used our bathroom.

Gross!

Dominique, do you have the soap?

Yeah, it's right here.

Don't use all the hot water.

I want to take a quick shower, too.

I'll try, but you know

how bad these showers are.

I'll just jump in with you.

Gee, it's hot!

That's nice.

Don't get my hair wet.

Will you wash my back?

- Sure.

- Thanks.

Your hands are so soft.

I wish I had your b*obs.

Oh, stop it. Your b*obs are gorgeous!

But yours are so perky.

Thanks, but I'd kill for that ass.

Not now, Max.

I trust you had yourself

a fine time trespassing.

I am so very sorry.

If I see you again,

rest assured I will be calling the authorities.

Okay.

Aren't you forgetting something?

That towel.

That's hotel property.

You do not want this towel.

I most certainly do.

- No, no, you do not want that towel!

- I want that towel!

- Just give me that towel.

- You don't!

I will have that towel, sir...

I will have the towel!

I'll show myself out.

Well, there's no sweet-ass balcony,

but you gotta admire

the craftsmanship of the bricks.

We got showers and beds!

It's fantastic! Did Scottie call?

Are you kidding me?

God damn it!

What's wrong?

Get cleaned up, buddy boy.

We're going out.

Who are you

and what have you done with Mike?

Showtime.

I don't even wanna know.

Dude, get out of there.

Something in that fountain smells like sh*t!

Hurry up. Dry off.

Got somewhere to be.

Did you guys shower?

Okay, people,

we're about to start another contest.

Win passes to the hottest party in town!

All teams to the stage. It's the Maxim Party!

You don't wanna miss this.

We don't want to miss this!

It only happens once a year,

and this is your chance

to get in on the action!

This is gonna be the biggest party ever

with all the hottest guys and girls.

You don't wanna

go home and tell your friends

that you didn't have

a kick-ass Mardi Gras, do you?

Don't miss this opportunity

to party like a rock star

at the most exclusive event in the city.

It's the Maxim Party!

All teams sign up

with Zane at the front of the stage!

Hey, sailor,

what brings you to the ultimate destination

for incredible bar contests?

And half-price beers.

Actually, I'm looking for

the girl I've been stalking.

She said she'd be here.

Well, maybe you can

buy me a drink till she shows up.

Can't talk. Max has gotta pee. Hi.

So that's Scottie.

- Who is Max?

- It's his penis.

What, you and your friends

don't refer to your...

Vaginas.

Mike, it's cool!

All women name their vaginas.

It's endearing.

Really?

No! It's creepy and weird.

Why would we do that?

Who can drink more beer than me?

No one!

Who's more amazing at life than I am?

No one!

Hey, Mike!

We've been friends since ninth grade.

Really? That's great.

Yeah.

You know, good friends are hard to come by.

Apparently they're also

creepy, weird, and really loud.

What'll it be, guys?

Two of your largest, bluest

and most ridiculous

umbrella-laden drinks, preferably on fire.

How did you know my drink?

Everybody loves the Flaming Lucy.

Bump did something stupid.

And that would surprise me because...

All right, one last entry!

Please welcome to the stage

Bump, Scottie, and Mike!

Come on! Maxim Party!

All the hot girls for Mardi Gras

are gonna be there.

Remember. Free drinks, hot music

and, of course,

the special guest host is Carmen Electra!

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