Mastizaade Page #2

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No, silly boy.

Superman can only teach you...

...to wear your underwear over your pants.

But not how to fly.

We were born with our superpowers.

Superpowers? - Yes.

I didn't get it. - Let me explain you.

Superman has x-rays.

But we've got... chicks-ray.

Chicks-ray?

Yes.

I didn't get it again.

Wait silly boy, we'll show you a demonstration.

Yeah...

Look.

That madam's wearing pink.

And look...that one's wearing grey, top and bottom.

Wow.

See? - I don't see anything.

Hold on.

Oh my, God. Look at that.

Yes!

Grey.

Chicks-ray.

Chicks-ray.

Chicks-ray.

What powers, guys.

There's not a single girl...

...who can escape our chicks-ray and our powers.

Exactly.

There's been no one yet.

"All night long everyone just stares at you."

Hi, Chotu. - Hi.

'Baby.'

What do you want today, Chotu?

What?

What do you want today, Chotu?

Oranges. - What?

I want to squeeze the juice out of them.

It's healthy after all.

By the way, I hope I didn't disturb you.

No, no...not at all.

I was playing with my pusky.

Playing with what? - Pusky.

You like puskys, right? - I love them.

You know...small, cute...

Actually, I was on Skype with her.

Pusky.

Meow!

Well...

Here you go.

Squeeze the juice out of them properly.

Yes, I will squeeze them out properly.

By the way. - Yeah.

Please spare some time... and come home some day.

I will give you rice... and then Dal. - What?

Dal...lentil, which my mom cooks.

Ohh...okay.

Well, see you. My Pusky is calling.

Okay.

Bye, Chotu. - Bye.

Bye.

Lele...please give me.

Oh s

Come on.

Leave a message. -Oh...voicemail.

Hey, Lily. Sorry, I got up late.

So I couldn't wish you best of luck.

So...good luck.

And hold both the balls carefully.

Bye.

No one likes playing with... dirty footballs.

So how can we keep our balls clean...

...so that others love playing with them?

I'll tell you.

Finally...a product...

...that can clean y...y...your balls.

Mr. Safai's new ball cleaner.

Wow!

Why don't we start with these golf balls first?

'My chicks-ray.' - Tick-Tock..

I just love golf b...b...balls.

Wow! Amazing!

Is there anyone here...

...who wants his balls cleaned?

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Me! - You're quite desperate to get your balls cleaned.

Shekhar, you don't get it.

She's different from other girls.

Different? How?

My chicks-ray isn't working on her.

Mr. Safai's B...B...Balls cleaner.

Playing with clean balls is a lot more fun.

It's a cut.

Let's take some shots.

Call the hand model.

Move...

See you. Bye. - Bye.

Get the camera here.

Move fatso.

Excuse me.

Aditya. Superb.

What an idea for the campaign.

Outstanding.

I'll be right back Mr. Bossdiwaala (A**hole).

Please handle the campaign.

Aditya, when you call me Bossdiwaala (A**hole)...

...I don't like it at all.

You're my boss.

Your name's D. Wala.

What else will I call you?

Call me by my real name. Dil.

Dil?

Dil Khadawala.

My full name is Dil Khadawala.

But my surname was Khadawala...

...and people would tease me.

So I took the 'Khada' out and kept the 'Dil'.

Now I am just Dilwala. - Very Different.

Sir, I am a bit busy.

That reminds me, Aditya.

We've a new client, and they are rich.

They're coming to the office tomorrow morning...

...and where's Sunny?

Sir, he's outside drinking sugarcane juice.

Sunny's always drinking sugarcane juice.

Always...

Anyway...tomorrow...

You and Sunny, at the office.

On time.

Yes. - Yes.

Yes! - Yes, Dil.

Yeah!

Swear on my pony... what a set.

What a cute kid.

Just like his mother. - Thank you.

And anyway, his father...

...ran off after he was born.

Which fool wouldn't want to father your kids?

"O Baby."

"O Baby."

"O Baby."

"O Baby."

I wish I was 40 years younger.

I wish...I was alive.

Mummy... - My kid.

My chicks-ray.

Bring my kid down.

Bring my kid down.

Bring my kid down.

Bloody pervert, you threw him upstairs.

Get me down.

Someone get my kid down.

Lily. - Hi.

Calm down, I'll get him down.

Hold on.

He's coming down.

Hi.

Hurry up, bring him down.

Come on.

Careful. Careful. You shut up.

Are you okay?

Now lift it up. - Loser.

There was a sexy-lady draped in a sari...

Did you see her? - Yes.

She's special, I must find her.

For the first time in life, my chicks-ray didn't work.

Mine too. - Hey...she'll be my wife.

Don't say such things.

I am talking about my girl.

For the first time in life, my chicks-ray didn't work.

Where did they go?

No problem.

We'll find them if we're supposed to.

Maybe this is God's idea or His method to tell us..

"Son, before you fall hook, line and sinker..."

"...you can pop some more cherries."

Hello, friends. - Hello.

Addiction is the most dangerous hobby in the world.

And especially, when it's alcohol.

And in order to save everyone...

...from popping anything bad in their mouth.

I've given this lollypop to everyone.

We got this addiction... after our dad's death.

As soon as he passed away...

...we made our way to the bottles.

But how did he die?

Our father appointed a sexy secretary on the job.

10 days later...

...he jumped from the 14th floor of his office...

...and committed suicide.

Why? Why? Why?

Father did everything he could?

He bought a car for the secretary.

And an engagement ring worth one million.

One million?

A home worth 30 million.

And after all that happiness...

...one day father asked her..

"Listen...can we have fun."

And she said yes.

I charge 1000 for one night.

And father committed suicide.

But friends, we haven't touched alcohol for 6 months.

Very good. Wow!

But tell us... how did you two do it?

"O Baby."

We'll tell you.

Wine.. - Oh, God. Alcohol.

Why did you two bring this poison here?

This is our secret, sir.

The real test is when the bottle's in front of you...

...and you still control yourself.

And we've complete confidence.

Even though you'll be holding the bottle...

...but you'll all still control yourselves.

Even if someone uncorks the bottles...

...you will still control yourselves.

Someone will pour the alcohol in a glass...

...yet you will still control yourselves.

Someone will drop two cubes of ice in the glass.

But you will still control yourselves.

No, please...please...

"O Baby"

"O Baby"

"O Baby"

"O Baby"

"I danced too much."

"Please don't touch."

"I danced too much."

"Please don't touch."

"I am tired shaking a leg all day."

"I don't have the strength to dance anymore."

"The boys say more... more...more...more..."

"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"The boys say more... more...more...more..."

"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"The boys say more... more...more...more..."

"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"O Baby"

"They are high on fun."

"And starting to be shameless."

"Plug my pin in your socket."

"Charge my heart day and night."

"Plug my pin in your socket."

"Charge my heart day and night."

"No matter how much I ignore..."

"The boys say more... more...more...more..."

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