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"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"The boys say more... more...more...more..."

"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"O Baby."

"O Baby."

"Whether in a flat or a shed."

"All they want to do is have fun."

"We're going to climb up."

"Because we're men super."

"We're going to honk the horns."

"And you ride our scooters."

"We're going to climb up."

"Because we're men super."

"We're going to honk the horns."

"And you ride our scooters."

"I am bored of these talks."

"The boys say more...

"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"The boys say more... more...more...more..."

"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"The boys say more... more...more...more..."

"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"The boys say more... more...more...more..."

"The boys...dance some more... dance some more."

"O Baby"

"O Baby"

Welcome. Welcome.

Ram-Ram. - Leela-Leela.

Leela? - Leela?

Not Leela...Gila (Wet).

Maybe your seat's wet. I guess it was wet before.

Don't worry. Don't worry.

This is Sunny, and that's Aditya.

Our company's star ad-film makers.

Thank you, thank you.

Show them your product.

And they will make an ad film...

...that will make you crazy.

Should I, papa? - Show it.

Take it out.

Take it out.

Take it out already.

'Goti' is a soda bottle.

'Gol Goti' soda bottle.

It's quite popular in few selected states in India.

I see.

And we want to launch it in the entire country.

Wow.

Because when the marble moves...

...the soda fizzes.

What are you saying, sir?

Papa.

It's true...

The marbles must move.

When the marbles move...with passion...

...that's when you say 'Aah' with pleasure.

Right? - Yes.

Don't worry.

We'll make an ad for your marbles...

...that will make the world stand up...and

And what? - Clap! Clap!

Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

All over Maharastra people will say.

Forget soda...and hold Goti (marbles).

So sir...whether big or small...

...everyone will taste your marbles.

Papa.. - Great.

Now we handover our marbles to you.

Hoping that you will take care of our marbles...

...like they are our own marbles.

Sir, your marbles are my marbles.

All yours. All yours.

Done. Done.

Ram-Ram. - Leela. Leela.

Papa doesn't have it.

But he does have marbles.

When you don't have a mouth...

...you do it with your hands.

Forget her... and wear this Lawman jeans.

Bro, it's a patented product.

Boss...it's got emboss.

Let's go find some new sex-addict group.

I am feeling really guilty.

I really feel... deep-down in my heart...

...that I cheated on my girl.

I was so drunk...

...I really thought my girl's lying on the bed...

...and calling me.

What are you saying?

You know what...I felt the same.

This means...we both didn't cheat.

Because...our body may have been with someone else...

...but our heart thought that we're with our girl.

Right.

Silly.

After hitting on so many sex-addicts...

...you've become a sex-addict yourself.

History stands witness.

If you keep your banana unused too long...

...it starts to rot.

Now wear this Lawman jeans...and be the man.

Be the star... and let's go find our prey.

Seema Lele Sex-addicts organization.

What...a boring place.

Yeah...we'll get nothing here.

Yeah, let's go.

Hey, Lily. - Hi.

I know.

Are you seeing what I am seeing?

Yeah...double role.

So.

Someone said it right...

Two is more fun.

One's Sita. - So nice.

And the other's Gita.

Yes, mine's Sita... and your's Gita.

Okay, okay...

But what are they doing here?

Are these two sex-addicts?

If they mistake us for real sex-addicts...

...then they will never love us.

A thief can never point fingers at another thief.

If we're sex-addicts in their view...

...then so are they.

Let's go. - Yes, let's go watch.

Hi, everyone.

I am Laila Lele.

And this is my twin sister Lily Lele.

Together we run this sex-addicts group.

We're in trouble.

They're not thieves, they're the jailors.

Well friends, our mother...

Seema Lele.

Was a s...s..sex-addict herself.

Yummy Mummy!

Yummy Mummy!

Yummy...Yummy... Mummy!

Our father was a character actor in Hindi movies.

90 percent of his roles were of an army man.

And he went so crazy playing his roles...

...that whenever there was a real war...

...he would wear his army costume...

...and for months s...s...stand at the border.

Baba wanted army... and mama wanted fun.

Father always said...

"I will never let the enemies..."

"...penetrate the borders and get inside."

But someone would penetrate...

...her borders everyday and g..g..get inside.

Friends, I've thought of a new experiment.

To test whether you're still sex-addicts or not.

If the coin moves, you fail.

I hope you fail.

"She'll take your heart."

"She'll take your life."

"She'll take your sincerity too."

"Laila's going to..."

"Laila's going to..."

"Laila's going to...sweep you away..."

"She'll take your heart."

"She'll take your life."

"She'll take your heart."

"She'll take your life."

"She'll take your sincerity too."

"Laila's going to...sweep you away..."

"Laila's going to...sweep you away..."

Very good...

Aditya. - Aditya!

Aditya. - Aditya!

Aditya.

Very good, Aditya.

Seeing your self- con...con...control...

...I am really happy.

Good boy.

Look...shooting star.

Wow!

They say, if you make a wish to a shooting star...

...it comes true.

My favourite Gol Goti Soda. - Wow!

Why don't you ask for something too?

Gol Goti Soda.

Gives you big fun.

I've never seen anything so lowly and humiliating.

Me neither.

Will parents ever let their daughter drink our soda...

...after watching this ad?

We trusted you two...

...and handed over our marbles to you.

And you did foul-play with our marbles.

No, no, sir. We didn't do any foul play with your marbles.

Swear on my pony. Give us one more chance.

No, no...

We'll make a clean and family-oriented ad for you.

As long as these two are working for you...

...we won't give you our marbles.

We won't.

Swear on my pony...

For the sake of your marbles...

...I will fire these two from the company.

Bloody...two-faced, low-life...

...were you born out of a test-tube?

After playing marbles in your childhood...

...didn't you ever play banana games behind closed doors.

Shut up.

Don't get personal.

Shut up.

And you...

Bloody Polar Bear's twin marbles.

You wanted marbles, didn't you?

Take this...and this...

Security.

Get out!

Now wait and watch.

We'll start our own ad agency.

And we'll make ads...

...that will make you hold your marbles and pony.

Get out!

Now listen...

We're going straight to the bank from here.

Tomorrow we'll have a loan...

...and you will be alone.

Out!

Throw them out of the gate.

We'll have it today.

Loan.

Swear on the pony.

"Ooh Aah Ooh Aah Ouch!"

"Come on my couch."

"Ooh Aah Ooh Aah Ouch!"

"Ooh Aah Ooh Aah Ouch!"

"The wannabe..."

"I like that."

Good morning, ma'am.

Not just houseful, she's blouseful.

Hello, sir. - We've an appointment...

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